Indifferent Fielders - BaronVonVulturewins -- Your pitching looks like 62 Mets. You need trades.
Trades? Your wish = my command. I intend to be very freewheeling in this league. There's something very liberating about autodraft, like someone dumped a mess of parts on your front steps and you've got to figure out how to make an engine that purrs. Kind of fun.
I love that Cain, my 3rd starter in my regular league, is my ace here. And Ollie Perez and Joba both looked damn sharp tonight. (Too bad stats don't start counting till Monday.) And Garza's on the upswing! I've always wanted to try the assemble-pitching-staff-on-the-fly strategy, but never had the nutsack to try it in my cutthroat league. (It's been forced on me a little bit this year through injuries, but that's another story.)
And unlike some of these other pantywaists, I won't mewl about my picks -- my team will DOMINATE. Seriously, half the teams should quit now. (You know who you are.) This whole thing should be wrapped up by next Thursday afternoon.
One other question: At what point can we start posting trade offers we get, in an effort to shame people into respectability. Because seriously? Some of them? Dizz-amn. Seriously.