Have you seen these early 2013 points league rankings?! Granted this was written a while back, there is no excuse for some of these: Bourn #6, Rollins #11, Gordon #19, BJ Upton #22, Kemp #32, Stanton #36, Votto #49... ridiculous!

2013 Rank Hitters 2013 Rank Starting Pitchers
1 Ryan Braun 1 Justin Verlander
2 Miguel Cabrera 2 Clayton Kershaw
3 Mike Trout 3 Felix Hernandez
4 Andrew McCutchen 4 R.A. Dickey
5 Ian Kinsler 5 James Shields
6 Michael Bourn 6 Cole Hamels
7 Albert Pujols 7 Cliff Lee
8 Curtis Granderson 8 David Price
9 Josh Hamilton 9 Madison Bumgarner
10 Robinson Cano 10 Matt Cain
11 Jimmy Rollins 11 Gio Gonzalez
12 Edwin Encarnacion 12 Jered Weaver
13 Adam Jones 13 Chris Sale
14 Carlos Gonzalez 14 CC Sabathia
15 Prince Fielder 15 Johnny Cueto
16 Adrian Beltre 16 Roy Halladay
17 Starlin Castro 17 Kyle Lohse
18 Dustin Pedroia 18 Zack Greinke
19 Alex Gordon 19 Ian Kennedy
20 Jay Bruce 20 Max Scherzer
21 Aramis Ramirez 21 Hiroki Kuroda
22 B.J. Upton 22 Yovani Gallardo
23 Jose Reyes 23 Adam Wainwright
24 Carlos Beltran 24 Yu Darvish
25 Adrian Gonzalez 25 C.J. Wilson
26 Matt Holliday 26 Kris Medlen
27 Melky Cabrera 27 Dan Haren
28 Alex Rios 28 Wade Miley
29 Billy Butler 29 Jordan Zimmermann
30 Shane Victorino 30 Matt Harrison
31 Aaron Hill 31 Tommy Milone
32 Matt Kemp 32 Jake Peavy
33 Brandon Phillips 33 Stephen Strasburg
34 Chase Headley 34 Tim Hudson
35 Josh Willingham 35 Mark Buehrle
36 Giancarlo Stanton 36 A.J. Burnett
37 Hunter Pence 37 Mat Latos
38 Derek Jeter 38 Jason Vargas
39 Corey Hart 39 Chris Capuano
40 Justin Upton 40 Lance Lynn
41 Angel Pagan 41 Jonathon Niese
42 Elvis Andrus 42 Jeff Samardzija
43 Mark Trumbo 43 Ryan Vogelsong
44 Danny Espinosa 44 Doug Fister
45 Martin Prado 45 Wandy Rodriguez
46 Nelson Cruz 46 Wei-Yin Chen
47 Ian Desmond 47 Justin Masterson
48 Josh Reddick 48 Ryan Dempster
49 Joey Votto 49 Tim Lincecum
50 Jason Heyward 50 Edwin Jackson
51 Paul Konerko 51 Anibal Sanchez
52 Hanley Ramirez 52 Bronson Arroyo
53 Coco Crisp 53 Ricky Nolasco
54 Alcides Escobar 54 Trevor Cahill
55 Freddie Freeman 55 Derek Holland
56 Alfonso Soriano 56 Homer Bailey
57 Mark Teixeira 57 Jon Lester
58 Ichiro Suzuki 58 Phil Hughes
59 Jose Bautista 59 James McDonald
60 Yadier Molina 60 Matt Moore
61 David Wright 61 Ivan Nova
62 Austin Jackson 62 Bartolo Colon
63 Asdrubal Cabrera 63 Jake Westbrook
64 David Ortiz 64 Clayton Richard
65 Torii Hunter 65 Chad Billingsley
66 Norichika Aoki 66 Lucas Harrell
67 Bryce Harper 67 Colby Lewis
68 Yoenis Cespedes 68 Paul Maholm
69 Rickie Weeks 69 Joe Blanton
70 Jose Altuve 70 Josh Beckett
71 Jason Kipnis 71 Tommy Hanson
72 Jacoby Ellsbury 72 Aaron Harang
73 Drew Stubbs 73 Josh Johnson
74 Paul Goldschmidt 74 Mike Leake
75 Shin-Soo Choo 75 Jarrod Parker
76 Ben Zobrist 76 Bruce Chen
77 Buster Posey 77 Rick Porcello
78 J.J. Hardy 78 Ervin Santana
79 Erick Aybar 79 Gavin Floyd
80 Alexei Ramirez 80 Brandon McCarthy
81 Nick Swisher 81 Mike Fiers
82 Eric Hosmer 82 Jeremy Hellickson
83 Ryan Zimmerman 83 Ricky Romero
84 Andre Ethier 84 Joe Saunders
85 Cameron Maybin 85 Scott Diamond
86 Carlos Lee 86 Brandon Morrow
87 Nick Markakis 87 Ross Detwiler
88 Jason Kubel 88 Matt Garza
89 Ben Revere 89 Luke Hochevar
90 Dexter Fowler 90 Shaun Marcum
91 Neil Walker 91 Edinson Volquez
92 Carlos Santana 92 Clay Buchholz
93 Kyle Seager 93 Kyle Kendrick
94 Michael Brantley 94 Jaime Garcia
95 Marco Scutaro 95 Ubaldo Jimenez
96 Howard Kendrick 96 J.A. Happ
97 Adam LaRoche 97 Marco Estrada
98 Alejandro De Aza 98 Mike Minor
99 Dan Uggla 99 Dillon Gee
100 Allen Craig 100 Felix Doubront

Some of them I could see. Stanton for instance strikes out too much with too few walks to be very high in a points league. BJ Upton is too high on the list because of that very reason. Agree with Bourn because SB don't matter as much in a points league. Rollins probably shouldn't be in the top 30.

Maybe he was drunk. You would think ESPN would question him on it though.

Bourn at 6?! Oh, that gives me a good laugh...

His brain must have got starved of oxygen in that Mr Met outfit.