Long time no p0rk, I know. I can tell you all missed me. I don't have any questions but I felt the need to take up space.

Gregg showed why the non-Floridians are still waiting for a new closer to take over. The grand slam was a no doubter from my seat 3 rows up from the bullpen on the first baseline. The fish were close at the end but fell a bit short. I know Fredi is trying to shake things up and jump start a late-season surge but why the Eff-bomb was Wes Helms batting cleanup?

On a side-note without starting a political discussion, Palin? Really? I'm originally from Alaska and it makes even less sense to me than to everybody else.

A RCL update will be posted on Monday or Tuesday; its a holiday and you guys aren't giving me time and a half. Coming soon to a forum near you - p0rk is only 6.5 games back from first (as of 12:05 EST on 8/29) and sitting solidly in 2nd 18.5 games over 3rd.

A) Are you still behind Crusin? B) Chase dropped that far back? C) Alaska, wtf? 4) Helms can make a terrific "I'm throwing myself over this fence" catch. F) What was C again? 6) Were you on the side of the cheerleaders? And why didn't you bring a giant Razzball sign? 7) McCain should've went with one of those big girls from Hawaii. That would've been awesome.