Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

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Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Doc Holliday » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:53 pm

I am bored so I made this post so we can point out little meaningless ST stats.

Corpas just walked 3 Cubs, but got out of the inning unscathed.
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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Doc Holliday » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:56 pm

Nelson Cruz and Milton Bradley with HR's today
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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Steve » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:00 pm

A Windy for Wandy.
This IS my f**king outlet!

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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby IowaCubs » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:07 pm

Ron Santo fell asleep in the broadcast booth three times.

1200 people at HoHoKam Park in Mesa reported sunburns.
14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.

Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS

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Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA

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Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
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Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Doc Holliday » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:16 pm

Ronnie Woo Woo has his voice box throttled, but he still sounds the same.

Adrian Gonzalez hits a 4 bagger.

Salty still hitting well. 2 run double.
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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Doc Holliday » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:29 pm

Samardzija has another craperrific outing. 1 inning, 3 hits, 2 earned runs.
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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby BigFatHippo » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:41 pm

Troy Glaus is still hurt.

On a related note, water is still wet, fire burns, farts stink and Dane Cook still sucks.
Yadier Fielder Utley Reyes Beltre Pena Felipe Sizemore Cruz Ludwick AdamJones
Hamels Bills Shields Wandy Weaver K-Rod Franklin Aardsma Izzy
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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Doc Holliday » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:45 pm

My farts are like walking into a Bath and Body Works
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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Grey » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:50 pm

You're welcome, Hippo.
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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Re: Spring Training is meaningless, but . . .

Postby Doc Holliday » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:51 pm

"Hamels (elbow) threw 3.2 scoreless innings in a minor league game against Pirates farmhands Tuesday, the Philadelphia Daily News reports. He struck out five and walked one."

That must have been tough pitching against Pirate farmhands. I mean really, can Pirates farm?
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