The only thing funnier than CFS fishing for praise about his comedic banter is the fact that he chose to keep Josh Hamilton and Vazquez over Shin-Soo Choo. Good thing Hamilton's coach doesn't do coke, oh wait.

There goes Cain Fan ruining another thread (this is a regular occurance on our league posts) but can't fault him for going with risk over Choo.

CFS, whoever said I'm off the sauce? You have to work with what you got. But just look at that staff! It would make old man Herbert from family guy moan, "Mmmmmmmmmmmm, that's a nice muscley throwin' arm you got there."

You have to respect the graphic designs during work hours. Thanks Razzball for being one of the few fantasy sites not blocked by big brother!!!!

Another message from my team sponsor, Ralph Wiggum:

Ha, that's awesome.

First off I was the one who finished second in this league and feeling left out I have decided to share my squad with the rest of the world and see what areas I might need some improvement in as well.

C- Soto
1st- Prince
2nd- Phillips
3rd- Reynolds
SS- Alexi
Of- Ellsbury
Of- Dunn
Of- Ethier
UTL- M. Young
Bn- Fowler
Bn- Nick Johnson
Bn- Hawpe
Bn- Schumaker

Sp- Haren
Sp - Wainwright
Sp - Beckett
Rp- Aardsma
Rp- Frasor
P- Oswalt
P- Lilly
P- Danks
P- Street / Morales
P - joba

I would love to hear some thoughts

For a ten team league, your hitting should look better. I think you realized that and that's why you starting throwing bench hitters against the wall hoping something would stick. I see you got stuck trying to do the Ellsbury balancing act of grabbing all steals then all power with Dunn. Your pitching look solid.

Hey Grey...

How's my boy Vernon Wells doing? Oh wait you told me he was garbage so I dropped him. Hat tip to you.