Get it?
Get it? His first name is Robert!
Seriously though, folks, here's Ryan's line from today: 0.2 IP, 2 H, 3 ER, 0 SO. His ERA now stands at 21.60 on the season. An admittedly short one for him, consisting of a mere two relief appearances, but, hey, handcuff time? I'm dropping one of my scrubbier starting pitchers for Downs, who surely at least more face than Robert, who currently looks something like one of Hannibal Lecter's victims! Talk about SAGNOF!
In other news, I can barely contain my excitement for the fellatio- and trisomy 21-related jokes that we can surely expect if/when Ryan/Downs struggle with closing games.
In other other news,
this is the picture that shows up when you wikipedia trisomy 21.
