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Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby Get Figgy With It » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:28 am

I remember reading a post on the old razzball site about some good fantasy team names. My friend and I were bored one day in class and just starting thinking of outrageous fantasy baseball team names that pretty much were players names with add-ons. Let me know what you think of these (best and worst) and add your own. These are all meant for jokes.

1. Khalil Greenhouse Effects
2. Joba Potter and the Chamberlain of Secrets
3. Jacoby Ellsbury My Heart at Wounded Knee
4. Ellsbury Doughboys
5. Jake Pea-vy's Big Adventure


More to come...
12 team 5x5 roto
C - Salty, 1B-Miggy, 2B-Kinsler, 3B-Miggy, SS-Hardy, OF-Choo, A. Jones, Pence, UTIL-Puig
SP - Zimmermann, Jose Fernandez, Bailey, Archer, Matt Moore, Shelby Miller, Wood
RP - Janssen, Henderson, Cishek, Ziegler, Brothers, Cisnero,
BN - Gattis

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby Grey » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:59 am

http://razzball.com/fantasy-baseball-team-names/


In addition to those, right now I have teams named, "That Dickie Thon" and "Whoever Loses To Me Has Herpes."
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby Hank » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:52 am

Put Up Your Elijah Dukes
Canseco Book Club
Debbie Clemens Stole My Vitamins
Cardinals Driving School
Insert Sexual Euphemism Here
Martinez and Marichal Fighting Cocks
B=D

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby peter » Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:56 pm

Ghost of John Kruk's Nut
Client #9
R. Kelly's Gold Cup (was more apropos during the trial)
Bluth Family All Star
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby Get Figgy With It » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:32 pm

I forgot....

Granderson Cooper 360
12 team 5x5 roto
C - Salty, 1B-Miggy, 2B-Kinsler, 3B-Miggy, SS-Hardy, OF-Choo, A. Jones, Pence, UTIL-Puig
SP - Zimmermann, Jose Fernandez, Bailey, Archer, Matt Moore, Shelby Miller, Wood
RP - Janssen, Henderson, Cishek, Ziegler, Brothers, Cisnero,
BN - Gattis

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby IowaCubs » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:57 pm

My favorite of all of my previous teams:
The Mordecai Middle Finger Browns and a slight variation of that name...
Mordecai Brown's Middle Finger

My favorite team names of other teams:
Carl Yastrzemski's Nutsack -- I like it because one (Yaz) has absolutely nothing to do with the other (nutsack)
Bobby Thigpen is Mightier
Victor Conte and the Balco Funk Band


Some future team names to consider:
The Felix Rhubarb Pie's
Help! I've got Sandberg in my Crack
Andre Dawson's Creek
The Dale Dropkick Murphys
The Flogging Molitors
The Hank and Mookie Blalocks
and last...
THE SAVING PRIVATE B.J. RYANS
14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.

Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS

Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA

Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL

Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby Grey » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:09 pm

I like your explanation of why Yaz's nutsack works for you. They're incongruous. Cool.
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby BKK » Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:55 am

How about these:
It Burnetts when I Peavy
Halladay Cheermiester (If you like the Grinch)
Zauns well that ends Wells (Jays Fan)
Trade Votto (For leagues that veto all trades)
Just can't Winn
I can Cantu
Receding Hairston
Can't you take the Hintske

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby Grey » Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:30 am

BKK wrote:How about these:
It Burnetts when I Peavy
Halladay Cheermiester (If you like the Grinch)
Zauns well that ends Wells (Jays Fan)
Trade Votto (For leagues that veto all trades)
Just can't Winn
I can Cantu
Receding Hairston
Can't you take the Hintske



Wow, way to step up the entries. Nice.
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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Re: Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Postby BKK » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:55 pm

Grey wrote:Wow, way to step up the entries. Nice.
I had a little time this morning and I was reading this post and the various links. So I decided to post on our league page some suggestions for all the teams in our league. These where the ones here, I came up with and I used a bunch of others from BrockforBoglio link and the Razzball link. Some pretty funny stuff.

Another one that I found funny but didn't use was Please me, Ortiz me.


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