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 Post subject: Thunder Rolls
PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:31 pm 
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Be Miguel Cabrera playing the Indians. Gassed from legging out a single from a deep hit, in the gap of right field, for a close play at first. Prince Fielder is now up to bat. During the at-bat, Miguel's left arm and face go limp. He cheers on Prince while looking/sounding like a Hispanic Sylvester Stallone. Nick Swisher gets distracted playing 1B with the fresh scent of Nutter Butter exuding from Miguel's pores. Swisher presses on through the death rattle of wheezing and Miguel's exclamations that there "isn't enough air around me" to regain himself. Prince gets walked. Both take the full time allotted to their bases, out of necessity, as Miguel's legs begin to cramp up again. Swisher notices the aroma has switched to fluffy whip. Both players permeate their sugary treat scent and try to recoup their breath as V-Mart goes down swinging. Jhonny Peralta is now up. Prince and Miguel notice that Tom Brookens, the Tigers 3rd base coach, is making weird hand gestures that they don't often see. Both are thinking Brookens must be on a Doc Ellis bender because he gave them the 'double steal' sign. They brush it off as an LSD laced mistake. Brookens is persistent. So, on Peralta's last strike they shifted their center of gravity onto tree stumps called legs, ankles screaming in pain, and they started to "run." There is no equal and opposite reaction that can stop these movements. With the blazing speed of elephants in quicksand they ran to their bases like it was the last watermelon jolly rancher in the candy dish. The fans had to decide to either cover their ears from the thundering sound of thighs chafing or grab their seats for the in suing 4.3 richter scale earthquake. Though, it was like watching people run in slow-motion Carlos Santana wasn't able to throw them out. He became too entranced by the body fat that mimicked the movements of a lava lamp. Astounding shapes were seen. Both made it safely and the trainers readied the coco butter pouches to be given intravenously upon their return.


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 Post subject: Re: Thunder Rolls
PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:22 pm 
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Ha! I made a similar joke in tomorrow's roundup, that will be posted at midnight...

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