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Scott Baker

Postby marcheese » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:28 am

I never knew Scott Baker's actual name was...

Scott "I give up a home run every 4 at bats" Baker

Or maybe it is..

Scott "I like to pad the other team's stats" Baker

Could also be..

Scott "I read on razzball that I'm one of top 20 risky pitchers so I have to live up to that" Baker

In other news, David Ortiz hit a stand up triple on Monday which means one of the following must have happened...

1) An outfielder fell down and got hurt requiring a stretcher.
2) The ball got lost in the ivy. (Wait that is Wrigley)
3) Morgana the Kissing Bandit ran onto the field and distracted the Orioles. (30 Years ago)
4) Some kind of collision between the 9 Orioles on the field.
5) Jeffrey Mayer?
6) Luke Scott was taking a "Manny" inside the Green Monster
7) Someone forgot to cover 3rd.
8) Jacoby Ellsbury ran for Ortiz
9) We now call 2nd, 3rd due to the shift.
10) A plane flew over dropping $100 bills.

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Re: Scott Baker

Postby Grey » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:32 am

9 --ha!
Grey Albright

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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