I would like to formally announce my retirement from Fantasy Football. This shit actually happened to me last week...
Okay, so apparently there are TWO guys in the NFL named MANNING. Apparently, I thought I was trading for PAYTON Manning, but instead somehow got the younger brother ELI Manning. So I traded my best receiver, Vincent Jackson and Matt Cassel for the shittier of the two Mannings. And for some reason, when I sent the trade, I thought I was trading for Payton.
You could feel sorry for my ignorance, but I'm not looking for pity... Only laughter and swirlies.
14 team h2h league. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins.
C Lucroy, Jonathan; 1B Fielder, Prince; 2B Kendrick, Howard; 3B Alvarez, Pete; SS Aybar, Erick; MI Gordon, Dee; CI Pujols, Albert; OF Presley, Alex; OF Francoeur, Jeff; OF Viciedo, Dayan; OF Upton, Justin; U Hosmer, Eric
BENCH: ...OF Jennings, Desmond; 1B Rizzo, Anthony; Injured: Craig, Allen
PITCHERS: SP Beachy, Brandon; SP Bumgarner, Madison; Parker, Jarrod; SP Rodriguez, Wandy; SP Worley, Vance; RP Jansen, Kenley; RP Casilla, Santiago...
BENCH: Downs, Scott