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 Post subject: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CLUELESSNESS...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:35 pm 
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I would like to formally announce my retirement from Fantasy Football. This shit actually happened to me last week...

Okay, so apparently there are TWO guys in the NFL named MANNING. Apparently, I thought I was trading for PAYTON Manning, but instead somehow got the younger brother ELI Manning. So I traded my best receiver, Vincent Jackson and Matt Cassel for the shittier of the two Mannings. And for some reason, when I sent the trade, I thought I was trading for Payton.

You could feel sorry for my ignorance, but I'm not looking for pity... Only laughter and swirlies.

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14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.

Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS

Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA

Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL

Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC


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 Post subject: Re: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CLUELESSNESS...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:46 pm 
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epic fail.


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 Post subject: Re: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CLUELESSNESS...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:09 pm 
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I suppose there's no need to introduce you to the last place team in the Razzball Virgins League.

Signed,
About to become 0-7-0

P.S. Word.

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14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.

Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS

Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA

Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL

Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC


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 Post subject: Re: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CLUELESSNESS...
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:24 pm 
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At the risk of repeating an old joke -

It could have been worse.

You could have got Archie Manning.

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 Post subject: Re: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CLUELESSNESS...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:46 am 
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or Cooper.

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12 tm roto keeper (keepers*), R, HR, RBI, SB, OPS, ERA, WHIP, K/9, Net Sv, QS

C: Sal Perez
1B: Butler*
2B: Phillips*
SS: A. Escobar
3B: Sandoval
MI: Altuve
CI: Frazier
OF: Trout*
OF: Bruce*
OF: Des Jennings
OF: Fowler
Util: V-Mart
Bench Bats: Berkman, Chris Carter, Leonys Martin
Minors: B. Hamilton*
Minors: Arenado*
Minors: Eaton
SP: Felix*
SP: Bumgarner*
SP: Morrow
SP: Niese
SP: Minor
RP: Kenley Jansen
RP: Janssen
RP: Fujikawa
Bench Arms: Gee, Cashner, Porcello
Minors: Bauer


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 Post subject: Re: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CLUELESSNESS...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:26 pm 
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You think that's crazy? I remember several years ago, some girl preranked her players and didn't show up. She had the first overall pick. Guess who she took? NYG QB Kerry Collins!!!

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C: Miguel Montero, Wilin Rosario (DL replacement for J.P. Arencibia)
1B: Albert Pujols
2B: Ian Kinsler
3B: Kevin Youkilis
SS: Jimmy Rollins
CI: Eric Hosmer
MI: Alexei Ramirez
OF: Ryan Braun, Matt Holliday, Michael Morse, David Murphy (DL replacement for Jose Bautista), Corey Hart
Util: Ian Desmond
SP: Felix Hernandez, Cliff Lee, Adam Wainwright, James Shields, Dan Haren, Josh Johnson, Mike Minor
RP: Joe Nathan, Fernando Rodney


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