Well starting tomorrow any moves in the RCL will be based on current teams or FA and Waiver pickups. Obviously, my team sucks and I am wallowing around, I ain't quitting and moving into the off season.

Bueller?! Bueller?!

My team is still playing. I think.

Face it guys.

Our teams all suck.

But we don't quit, we're the Washington Nationals of the RCL.

I feel like a Chihuahua trying to whip a St. Bernard.

"Yip yip yip" "Yap yap yap." *

*Translation:

"Do you think we got a chance Hippo?"

"Bears are exiting the woods as we speak to shit in your bathroom Marge."

Oh, there's no doubt I'll win the whole thing. 11 is the new 1!

Watch out Marge. I'm looking up your dress and it ain't pretty. I gotta get around you!

'Hippo channeling Marge'

"Good luck gettin around me sweetie, I've gained 300 pounds since I died. The hacking, coughing and lung biscuits are gone. No cigs up here don't ya know."

"But they got great Bon Bons."

I'm here, and my team is still pla.....sucking.

I'm here. and Sandlot's Finest is quickly becoming Sandlot's Best!

Has P0rk taken the bar? Anyone hear from him? Has he been checking his team?

Not sure.

Haven't heard from p0rk but apparently he's been checking his team. He's in 2nd now, no idea how that happened.

About the Bar, all we know is he took it. Had to get away, he posted "Adios muchachos" on July 28. Then proceeded to warn us of the pending commish's wrath should anything like an A-Rod for Cory Lidle deal go through without an arbitrator.

Don't know how long they have to wait on the results of the Bar, my guess is p0rk sipping umbrella drinks on a white sand beach waiting for the victory call.

I'll take the liberty of posting an update on the RCL although I can't show the results like he can. Don't know how to do that.