Long delay in updating. What can I say other than I got shits to do. Don't make me add you to the list of loose ends. Despite my slacking the stats and categories are current through last Sunday. I know, apparently I'm not too busy to snag the images but I'm too busy to write it up. Bite me, it takes a while to work this hard at not being funny. I want to see you try.
My mom? Good one.
Only one trade to report. Carlos Pena and Buchholz (Taylor, from Colorado, the one that hasn't sucked lately) from IowaCubs' last place Rod Beck's Disgrace were lucky enough to move onto the Huckleberries in exchange for Chris Davis and Jim Edmonds. I still think Chet stole this deal, but I guess when you are in last you have to make moves. Pena and Buchholz would be happy moving from 16th to 13th - except they don't actually know because this is pretend-baseball. That's why its called Fantasy Baseball (protip: the actual players don't give a squat about your fantasy team; try offering them a multi-million dollar performance bonus and they might take it but don't tell the feds (How long before this actually happens? Just imagine if Pete Rose were managing today. He would go down for giving his players incentives to pad his fantasy stats.) Look! This parenthetical is hugging the little parenthesis!). I hope this trade doesn't end up being "driving headfirst into a brick wall" instead of "zigging when everybody else is zagging". All I'm saying is I would have offered you some no-talent schlubs for Pena if I knew it would have worked. Seriously, I'm hurting in homeruns. Check the stats if you think I'm lying - then go Eff yourself for doubting my veracity. I've never steered you wrong before, why would I start now? Jerks, the whole lot of you.
We have what one RCLer has termed "the first blockbuster trade" of the season to report next week. I can't spoil it now because I want you to come back for more. Besides, I started off with a threat to keep it brief and you got me rambling on over here. I'm like your drunk relative during the holidays only his stories involve combat wounds and Saigon hookers.
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I'm Your Huckleberry - Chet/Doc
Cruisin' KCs - CruisinKc
Dogs of Summer - BSA
Rustic Trumpets - Hank/downpat75
The Schmohawks - Bob
Cocky's Ballas - CockyPhoenix
Chicago's Dick Harden - EndlessSummer
Indifferent Fielders - BaronVonVulturewins
Sandlot's Finest - Chase
No Glove No Love. - Off-White
RodBeck's BeerFarts - IowaCubs
Dr. Seuss - BigFatHippo
Salty F. Biscuits - SaltyBiscuits
She Said...Fukudome - BJ
The Job Squad - KarlJ
Bacon Bits - p0rk burn