I don't see anybody posting results for ours yet, so here ye go:

DEFENSIVE INDIFFERENCE
3 Alex Rodriguez, NYY 3B
22 Justin Upton, Ari OF
27 Kevin Youkilis, Bos 3B
46 Jason Bay, NYM OF
51 Nelson Cruz, Tex OF
70 Ricky Nolasco, Fla SP
75 Tommy Hanson, Atl SP
94 Hunter Pence, Hou OF
99 Matt Cain, SF SP
118 Matt Garza, TB SP
123 Alexei Ramirez, CWS SS
142 Jair Jurrjens, Atl SP
147 Max Scherzer, Det SP
166 Trevor Hoffman, Mil RP
171 Bobby Jenks, CWS RP
190 Rafael Furcal, LAD SS
195 Hiroki Kuroda, LAD SP
214 Ted Lilly, ChC SP
219 Jorge Posada, NYY C
238 Scott Sizemore, Det 2B
243 Aaron Harang, Cin SP
262 Nick Johnson, NYY 1B
267 Conor Jackson, Ari OF
286 Matt Guerrier, Min RP
291 Coco Crisp, Oak OF

Please provide guidance so I can smack the crap out of these fine gentlemen.

Nice punting of middle infield to get quality guys in the corners and outfield. I like your hitting a lot, minus Coco of course, but whatever. He's the last man on, first man off. I think your pitching's a bit weak but you do have 4 strong guys, so you should be okay. Overall, looks solid, well done.

You should have heard those guys bad-mouthing you during the draft Grey. I can't repeat what was said here, but you should really not give them any assistance at all.
Coco was guilty pleasure. Live in the Bay Area, so I have to have some reason to pay attention to A's games...at least for the time being (similar can be said for Cain pick). Would have preferred Raj Davis, but what can you do? After the bountiful years of the Bash Bros/Stewart/Eck, Clark/Mitchell/Williams/Bonds it's very hard to gear up for these teams (Lincy aside) anymore.