Saturday, September 17

Tennessee Moonshine (RCL 17)

16/47 (.340)

11 Runs
3 Home Runs
8 RBI
2 Stolen Base

13.1 IP
20 Strikeouts
2 Wins
0.67 ERA
0.67 WHIP

Shane Victorino broke out of a 2 for 25 slump, going 2 for 3 with a home run and 3 RBI. Adrian Beltre and Yonder Alonso also homered. Carlos Beltran added 3 hits while Matt Kemp and Brandon Phillips each stole a base. Yovani Gallardo struck out 13 in 6 innings en route to a win. Roy Oswalt shut out the Cards for 7 innings and struck out 7 for another victory.



Some other top numbers from Saturday:

Pitching IP/K/Wins/Saves/ERA/WHIP

Worldwide Suicide (Ones are GOOD right?) 25/33/3/0/1.08/0.88

Tacoby Bellsbury (Razzy Number 13) 15/24/2/01.20/0.73

Durham Bulls (RCL 5) 20/23/2/0/1.35/0.70

Marlins Will Soar (Razzbawl #36) 14/22/2/0/1.29/0.64

The Fugs (Epic Beardmen Division) 15/20/1/1/1.20/0.73

Grizzly Manholes (Puff Puff Give) 7/16/1/1/1.29/0.57

Champion of the Sun (Empire of the Razz) 13/15/2/1/1.38/1.00

Random ItalicizedVoice (RCL 5) 10.2/15/1/1/0.00/0.56

Austin Suckers (RCL 6) 10.2/15/1/1/0.00/0.66

Viva los Rojos (The Dread Pirate Rides Again) 8/15/1/1/1.12/0.50

Amish Rakefighters (Patrons of Poonhoundery) 15/11/2/1/1.20/1.00

Retro Vertigo (ECFBL) 31.0/29/4/0/2.61/1.06


Hitting R/HR/RBI/SB

Freak Films (Original Recipe) 20/50 (.400) 9/4/14/0

Ryan Dempster Sucks (RCL 6) 21/56 (.375) 9/4/13/1

Cust Kayin' (RCL 7) 12/35 (.343) 11/4/13/0

Whats Upton? (Your Mom's a Schmohawk) 25/50 (.500) 8/3/12/1

Doug Dascenzo Does the Dougie (RCL 34) 21/52 (.404) 10/4/11/1

Colicky Fuddruckers (League of Razz and Balls) 21/52 (.404) 7/2/11/2

That's what she said (Cracking The WHIP) 16/35 (0.457) 8/3/11/1

Ansley Village All Stars (RCL: The Number 23) 17/43 (.395) 11/5/10/0

Alfredo Simon's Shutdown Sauce (Roast Beef Curtains) 23/53 (.434) 10/3/10/0

Sunday, September 18

Sucking ChooRios (RCL 34) 21/50 (.420)

10 Runs
0 Home Runs
5 RBI

34.2 IP
25 Strikeouts
4 Wins
3 Saves
2.08 ERA
1.47 WHIP

High WHIP, no steals, no power numbers, but I love the 4 wins and 3 saves from 9 pitchers. Matt Cain, Matt Harrison, Joe Saunders, and Justin Masterson picked up wins. They also had Dillon Gee pitching, but he did not last long enough to get the win in the Mets' 7-5 defeat of the Braves. Chris Perez, Joel Peralta, and Drew Storen had the saves.



Runner Up

Worldwide Suicide (Ones are GOOD right?)
17/41 (.415)
8 Runs/2 HR/9 RBI/1 SB
18.2 IP/13 K/2 wins/1 save/0.48/0.96

Some other great numbers:

Magnificent Ivy (RCL 22) 21/47 (.447)/13 Runs/6 HR/16 RBI/1 SB

Austin Suckers (RCL 6) 17/32 (.531)/13 Runs/6 HR/14 RBI

Charros Beisbol (Roast Beef Curtains) 16/40 (.400)/12 Runs/6 HR/13 RBI/1 SB

San Diego Sasquatches (Empire of the Razz) 19/55 (.346)/17 Runs/4/12

The Jets (RCL #33) 20/45 (.444)/13 Runs/5 HR/11 RBI/1 SB

Team Beefcake (Too Drunk to Call a Cabrera) 22.1 IP/26 K/2 Wins/3 Saves/2.42/1.12

That's What She Said (Your Mom's a Schmohawk) 29.1 IP/25 K/3 Wins/1 Save/1.53/1.06

@ Rhombencephalon (Matthew Berry Is A Tool) 13/38 (.342)/11 Runs/5 HR/9 RBI/1 SB/10.0 IP/11 K/1 Win/2 Saves/0.00/0.50

Tennessee Moonshine (RCL 17) 18.2 IP/16 K/2 Wins/1 Save/0.00/1.02

Monday, September 19

East River Snorkelers (RCL 17)

13/29 (.448)
7 Runs
5 Home Runs
10 RBI
2 Stolen Base

18 IP
17 Strikeouts
1 Win
1.00 ERA
0.44 WHIP

Geovany Soto hit 2 home runs and drove in 5 for the Snorkelers.Asdrubal Cabrera added a homer and 3 RBI. Justin Upton and Mark Trumbo also hit home runs, while Ben Revere stole 2 bases. Ian Kennedy (8 IP, W, 12 K, 0 ER) and Ricky Romero (9 IP, 5 K, 2 ER) provided the fine pitching numbers.



Some top hitting teams from Monday (H/AB/(Ave) R/HR/RBI/SB):


Magnificent Ivy (RCL 22) 23/64 (.359) 15/3/17/0

Dukes of Flatbush (The Beer League) 23/58 (.397) 13/3/16/0

Victor's Victors (Too Drunk to Call a Cabrera) 20/51 (.392) 15/4/16/0

Big Z's Anger Management (RCL #33) 20/52 (.385) 15/6/13/3

Fear the Beard (RCL: The Number 23) 17/36 (.472) 10/5/13/2

Seattle SilverBacks (Epic Beardmen Division) 22/54 (.407) 13/3/10/4

my little colby (Ones are GOOD right?) 22/61 (.361) 16/4/10/1

THE FIELD (The Dread Pirate Rides Again) 18/43 (.419) 16/3/9/1

Sandlot's Finest (Original Recipe) 19/41 (.463) 11/4/8/0

Tuesday, September 20

Evil Evies (ECFBL)

21/58 (.362)

11 Runs
1 Home Run
12 RBI
3 Stolen Bases

33.2 IP
31 Strikeouts
2 Wins
2 Saves
2.14 ERA
0.98 WHIP

Mark Trumbo was 2 for 5 with a home run and 4 RBI to lead the Evil ones. Albert Pujols (now hitting .304) was 4 for 5 with an RBI and a stolen base. Michael Young, Edwin Encarnacion, and Rickie Weeks each drove in 2. Jason Heyward and Ian Desmond added steals. Mat Latos (8.2 IP/W/9 K/1.04/0.81) and Derek Holland (7 IP/W/7 K/1.29/0.71) paced the pitching staff. Kyle Kendrick added 6 scoreless innings. Javy Guerra and Chris Perez recorded saves.



Poor Jays (RCL #33) had 5 pitchers throw 7 innings and picked up a win and 5 saves, with the help of Drew Storen, who saved both ends of a double header. Sucking ChooRios (RCL 34) also benefited from Storen's big day, and finished with 3 wins and 4 saves.

Some other top teams Tuesday:

Wednesday, September 21

Team Beetlepimp (Come at Me Bro)

16/44 (.364)

11 Runs
2 Home Run
9 RBI
3 Stolen Bases

9.2 IP
7 Strikeouts
2 Wins
0.00 ERA
0.41 WHIP

Mark Reynolds' 2 home runs and 3 RBI led the way as Team Beetlepimp stretched their lead atop the standings to 12 points. Victor Martinez also drove in 3 runs. Aaron Hill, Dee Gordon, and Brett Gardner added steals. Javier Vazquez threw 7 scoreless innings to pace the ptiching staff.



Other top teams:

Broth's Bombers (Partially Torn RCL)
12/43 (.279)/3 R/2 HR/9 RBI/1 SB
22.2 IP/23 K/2 W/3 S/2.78/0.84

Nuclear Porcupines (RCL 3)
16/52 (.308)/6 R/2 HR/8 RBI/1 SB
25.2 IP/22 K/1 W/2 S/2.45/0.78

Abe's Beard (RCL 34)
16/44 (.364)/6 R/2 HR/9 RBI/
23 IP/18 K/1 W/1 S/3.13/0.87

Lincecum in my Posey (The Beer League) 12.2 IP/8 K/3 W/1 S/0.00/0.71

Girl U Know It's Choo (Slam and Legs Special) 15.1 IP/8 K/3 W/1 S/2.35/1.24

A Man Named Brady (Go Big or Go Home) 7 IP/4 K/1 W/4 S/1.29/1.14

Dummy Team (More Donkeycorns Please) 17/41 (.415) 7 R/4 HR/16 RBI

A Few Goodman (League of Razz and Balls) 14/35 (.400) 9 R/5 HR/11 RBI/1 SB

THE VILLE AL KOHOLIC A (ECFBL) 20/50 (.400) 11 R/3 HR/10 RBI/1 SB

Gnarly Gnarlingtons (Razzbawl #36) 18/48 (.375) 11 R/3 HR/11 RBI/2 SB

The Sal Bando Banditos (Go Big or Go Home) 19/49 (.388) 8 R/5 HR/13 RBI/3 SB

Thursday, September 22

Louisville Bats (RCL 6)

10/26 (.385)

8 Runs
1 Home Run
6 RBI
1 Stolen Base

6 IP
13 Strikeouts
1 Win
1 Save
0.00 ERA
0.83 WHIP

A mostly terrible day for pitching in the RCL, so it was tough to find a team with decent numbers on both sides of the categories. Ben Zobrist hit a home run and drove in 3 for the Bats, who moved back into 1st place. Matt Moore struck out 11 in 5 innings for the win, and Mark Melancon added 2 Ks and a save.



There were some nice hitting numbers from Thursday:

Screaming Two-Holes (RCL 7) 16/29 (.552)/14 Runs/5 HR/13 RBI

Boston Peter Gammons (RCL 30) 15/23 (.652)/12 Runs/4 HR/7 RBI

Over The Hill (The Beer League) 11/23 (.478)/12 Runs/3 HR/8 RBI

Dirty Jersey Chubby Beavers (Slam and Legs Special) 15/39 (.385)/12 Runs/2 HR/6 RBI/1 SB

My Gut Is Latos Intolerant (RCL 6) 14/39 (.359)/12 Runs/2 HR/9 RBI/2 SB

That's a shame (The Dread Pirate Rides Again) 21/49 (.429)/11 Runs/2 HR/10 RBI/1 SB

Miami Beach Ninjas Ones are GOOD right? 16/41 (.39 9)/5 HR/15 RBI/1 SB

Blue Heaven (RCL #9) 14/34 (.412)/8 Runs/4 HR/17 RBI

THE VILLE AL KOHOLIC B (Original Recipe) 15/41 (.366)8 Runs/4 HR/12 RBI/1 SB

Jersey Jobu's Rum (Slam and Legs Special) 13/34 (.382)/6 Runs/4 HR/18

Friday, September 23

Team BEAR (Razzbawl #36)

9/31 (.290)

5 Runs
4 Home Runs
11 RBI

14.2 IP
17 Strikeouts
2 Wins
1 Save
0.61 ERA
1.16 WHIP

Alfonso Soriano homered and drove in 3 runs to lead Team BEAR Friday. Matt Kemp, Kelly Johnson, And Garrett Jones also hit home runs. Brandon Morrow struck out 9 over 7 scoreless innings for the win. Francisco Rodriguez added a win in relief, while Neftali Feliz picked up the save.



Runners Up

Steal Your Base (Partially Torn RCL)
13/31 (.419)/7 Runs/3 HR/10 RBI
7 IP/6 K/1 Save/1.29/1.57

Fangorn 9 (ECFBL)
12/33 (.364)/6 Runs/1 HR/9 RBI
14.2 IP/20 K/1 Win/0.61/0.95

Tons of great pitching numbers Friday. Here a few top teams:

Afghanistan Buzkashi (RCL 7) (50.1 IP) 46 K/2 Wins/2.15/0.79

The Vincibles (Cracking The WHIP) (49.2 IP) 42 K/3 Wins/2.90/1.11

Prague Defenestrators (The Beer League) (46.2 IP) 40 K/4 Wins/3.28/1.01

Worldwide Suicide (Ones are GOOD right?) (27.2 IP) 33 K/3 Wins/1 Save/1.30/1.05

Tennessee Moonshine (RCL 6) (25 IP) 27 K/1 Win/1.80/0.84

Durham Bulls (RCL 5) (20.2 IP) 25 K/2 Wins/1.74/0.97

Victorious Secret (Robust Herd) (17 IP) 22 K/3 Wins/1 Save/0.53/0.76

Team Eisenhammer (RCL 22) (14.1 IP) 20 K/2 Wins/0.63/0.91

Bloomington Psychotoad (ECFBL) (14.1 IP) 16 K/2 Wins/1 Save/0.63/0.91

The BallBusters (RCL 34) (14 IP) 16 K/2 Wins/0.64/0.93

Team R (League of Razz and Balls) (13 IP) 15 K/3 Wins/0.69/0.85

Saturday, September 24

Sucking ChooRios (RCL 34)

23/54 (.426)

8 Runs
2 Home Runs
14 RBI
2 Stolen Bases

6 IP
4 Strikeouts
1 Win
3 Saves
0.00 ERA
1.00 WHIP

Martin Prado was the only player who did not get a hit for the ChooRios Saturday. Jesus Montero led the way with 3 hits, including a home run, and 4 RBI. Jose Bautista also homered, while Ben revere was 5 for 9 with a steal in a double header. The Mets' bullpen provided a win (Bobby Parnell) and 2 saves (Manny Acosta). Chris Perez also picked up a save.



Hitting - H/AB (Ave)/R/HR/RBI/SB

HatsForBats KeepBatsWarm (ECFBL) 13/39 (.333)/8/5/15/2

Pickled Mustache Rides (Puff Puff Give) 18/60 (.300)/10/1/10/5

The Nefarious Aardvarks (RCL #9) 17/44 (.386)/11/3/13/0

Freak Films (Original Recipe) 17/47 (.362)/8/3/13/3

The Philly Shock Wolves (Come at Me Bro) 15/38 (.395)/8/2/13/1

Spray-Painted Short Buses (More Donkeycorns Please) 14/35 (.400)/6/2/13/4

Poor Jays (RCL #33) 14/43 (.326)/6/4/12/3

Simply Fred (ECFBL) 18/46 (.391)/11/3/12/0

Quarreling Deers (Patrons of Poonhoundery) 14/37 (.378)/8/3/11/2

MKE 19ers (Matthew Berry Is A Tool) 17/45 (.378)/10/3/9/1

Pitching - IP/K/W/S/ERA/WHIP

NYC Matthole (Ones are GOOD right) 21.2/16/3/0/2.49/0.88

Buc Lover (Sonic Death Monkey) 12.2/11/2/3/1.42/0.95

Suit Up! (Puff Puff Give) 32.1/31/2/3/1.67/0.93

Retro Vertigo (ECFBL) 53.2/42/2/0/3.86/1.16

Random ItalicizedVoice (RCL 5) 11.2/14/0/3/0.77/0.86

1 Sexy Grandpa (Roast Beef Curtains) 4/4/0/3/0.00/1.25

Eden Penguins (Go Big or Go Home) 11.2/9/1/1/0.77/0.77

Sunday, September 25

Toronto Bautistas (RCL 5)

12/42 (.286)

7 Runs
3 Home Runs
6 RBI
3 Stolen Bases

56 IP
37 Strikeouts
7 Wins
2.73 ERA
1.14 WHIP

Come on, it's 7 wins! I had to give it to my Bautistas.



Other worthy teams:

Colicky Fuddruckers (League of Razz and Balls)
15/52 (.289)/10 Runs/6 HR/12 RBI
54.2 IP/37 K/2 Wins/3.13/1.24

Cleveland Steamers (RCL 17)
17/58 (.293)/9 Runs/5 HR/10 RBI/
14.2 IP/9 K/2 Wins/1 Save/1.23/0.89

Optimistic Mustaches (Original Recipe)
16/45 (.356)/13 Runs/2 HR/11 RBI/1 SB
6.0 IP/7 K/3 Saves/1.50/1.00

Hitting

Spaceman Spiff (Robust Herd) 18/46 (.391)/6 Runs/3 HR/12 RBI/1 SB

Buchz and Dunn (Too Drunk to Call a Cabrera) 18/46 (.391)/13 Runs/5 HR/10 RBI/2 SB

Call Me Tater Salad (RCL 7) 21/54 (.389)/8/4/14

The Padre's Pirates (RCL 22) 20/57 (.351)/12 Runs/4 HR/9 RBI/4 SB

Lincecum in my Posey (The Beer League) 19/65 (.292)/10 Runs/5 HR/12 RBI

Corona Labias (Roast Beef Curtains) 19/47 (.404)/11 Runs/4 HR/10 RBI

Team Snuffalo (RCL 17) 19/42 (.452)/13 Runs/4 HR/9 RBI/4 SB

Stabbing Spree (RCL 22) 18/45 (.400)/18 Runs/3 HR/11 RBI/4 SB

Pitching

Plucky Kiwis (Original Recipe) 48.1 IP/40 K/5 Wins/2.42/1.01

Hack Pack (RCL 34) 22.0 IP/12 K/3 Wins/1 Save/ 2.45/0.91

NOLA Levee Busters (RCL 6) 21.0 IP/15 K/2 Wins/2.14/1.10

The Buzz (Your Mom's a Schmohawk) 11.0 IP/13 K/4 Saves/1.64/1.18

The Legend of Youppi (Come at Me Bro) 6.0 IP/8 K/4 Saves/1.50/0.67

Catchup and Fryman (RCL 25) 11.1 IP/11 K/1 Win/3 Saves/0.00/0.97

300 Million PooHoles (Original Recipe) 9.1 IP/8 K/1 Win/3 Saves/0.00/0.86

Antonio's Lil' Bastardos (League of Razz and Balls) 4.2 IP/7 K/3 Saves/0.00/1.07

The Knights of Aruba (Patrons of Poonhoundery) 4.1 IP/6 K/3 Saves/0.00/0.69

San Pedro Guitarristas (Razzy Number 13) 5.1 IP/11 K/3 Saves/0.00/0.56

Monday,September 26

Team DubbsandDizzle (Slam and Legs Special)

15/44 (.341)

9 Runs
3 Home Runs
10 RBI
6 Stolen Bases

19.2 IP
14 Strikeouts
3 Wins
0.92 ERA
0.71 WHIP

Team D & D jumped from 82.5 to 89 points and moved from 4th to 2nd in league standings. Delmon Young and Robert Andino each hit a home run and drove in 3 to pace the offense. Chipper Jones also homered. The steals came from Carlos Pena, B.J. Upton, Coco Crisp(2), and Danny Espinosa(2). Doug Fister struck out 9 in 8 scoreless innings and James Shields went 8 and 2/3 for wins. Mark Melancon also picked up a win.

Runners Up

Merritt Island the bat rastard (ECFBL)
19/46 (.413)/9 Runs/3 HR/9 RBI/1 SB
9.0 IP/10 K/1 Win/1 Save/0.00/0.44

Team Losch (RCL 34)
19/48 (.396)/4 Runs/2 HR/6 RBI/3 SB
48.1 IP/49 K/4 Wins/2.79/1.03