“I am looking for an attractive woman in her twenties to grill hotdogs on my rooftop wearing a bikini for my fantasy football draft. This will be an easy job and pays well. It will only be a couple hours work and I will pay you 200 dollars; all you have to do is look pretty and serve us hotdogs. After your work is done you are welcome to stay longer for free beer, food, and all the fantasy football tips and analysis you can handle. Please tell me a little bit about yourself and be sure to include photos. Thanks!”

$200 for the girl to grill hot dogs? Man, dude's at least got to go for the tri-tip.

I've actively promoted the idea of getting strippers to hand out beers and lap dances in my home league baseball draft every year (we meet in Veags). However, their is always the idiot who runs it by their wife and kills the concept.