Part A: Name that quote.

"I was the first white man to visit the land of China in like a million years or somethin' like that."


Part B: Analyze this trade that I shouldn't do.

Alright 10 team, 1ppr, 10 yards per point. QB's get 4 points for TD, -2 for pick, 1 point for 25 yards no bonus for anything. Defensive points cranked up (I'm the Commish; my bad, I was experimenting like Obama/Bush/Clinton did in college).

Got a couple of trades brewing, team will look like this after:

QB: Peyton
QB: Matt Ryan
RB: Stephen Jackson
RB: Derrick Ward
WR: Fitz
WR: Welker
TE: Chris Cooley
W/R: DeSean Jackson
B: Anthony Gonzalez
B: Jamaal Charles
B: Owen Daniels
B: Domenick Hixon
B: Jerome Harrison (anticipated; one of the trades I have brewing is a 2 for 1 so this is the guy I'm going to ask to go steady and give him my class ring)

K: Nate Kaeding

Def: Tennessee
Chicago


Trade I'm pretty sure I can make happen:

Give: Fitz

Get: MJD

A: Dunno
B: Gotta trade Fitz for MJD, just gotta

Aight dawg, I feels you. Just needed get the opinion of a 'pert. Quotes from Forrest Gump when he was talking about playing Ping Pong. Love that part.

Aww, it's all coming back to me

Alright same team as above (no dice on the MJD trade). So in a 2 QB league my trade strategy is to acquire decent ones then try to get more out of them then they're worth. There's still a few starters on the Waiver Wire that match my Bye weeks.

I've got Trent Edwards sitting behind, arguably, the worst O-Line in football. Could be a disaster, maybe I'm wrong. Would like to sell the T.O. hype. Dude in my league's got no backup QB. I think you know where this is going.

Give: Trent Edwards
A) Domenick Hixon (probably not going to happen)
B) Derrick Ward (Still like a lot)
B) Anthony Gonzalez (Should this be as tough a call as I think?)

Get: Marion Barber


So trade A should be a no-brainer. I'm guessing ditto for trade B, right? Alright well Trade C is tough for me because with Peyton being able to run that Offense however he wants I can envision a lot of footballs in the air and a lot of those going to Anthony Gonzalez. So I'm thinking if the first 2 get offers get denied I'm not sure if I'm willing to "go there." Should I be?

P.S. Doc: best line from that move is definitely- "you tell'em I'm comin', and hell's comin' with me! I see a red sash; I'm killin' the man wearin' it!!!!" I think that's the line at least... working from memory here.