Ian Stewart

Exclamation when one sees that a player on their bench has had a monster day. "I started Conor Jackson over Adam LaRoche today. So what does LaRoche do? Hit two home runs. Sonavabench!" Now tell us yours.
Bob from Germany
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Ian Stewart

Postby Bob from Germany » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:03 am

You sir, are Mr. Sonavabench himself! Not enough that you are destroying my Avg, NO, you can make it happen, that i missed all but 2 of your hits this season! The funny thing is, these two hits seem the only two of your - i would guess - 15 Hits who were not Homeruns.

Ok, ok, i know it was my fault to go on vacation with my girlfriend for a couple of days, i should have known you were thinking about hitting .545 with 4 HR, 9 R and 12 RBIs in that time, but what i don't get: As soon as I'm back to get you in my lineup, what are you doing? 0-5 ? Ok, now see: I'm living in germany, so if i can see a game live it's something special (happens about one time in 2 weeks), so all was set yesterday. You were on fire, i got you in my lineup. Thompson was pitching, the beer was cold, what could go wrong?

You did it again Stew! You completly destroyed my evening! What have i done to you???? I mean, you were not even anywhere close to get a hit. Screw you Stew!

SONAVABENCH!!!
8 Team Roto Keeper (12 players) League

C Soto
1B Fielder
2B Pedroia
3B Sandoval
SS Hardy
MI Andrus
CI MiggyCabrera
4xOF Kemp,Braun,Manny,CarGonzalez,
Ut Heyward
SP Beckett,Hanson,Price,JoshJohnson,Baker,Ervin,Cueto,Masterson
RP K-Rod,Soria
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Re: Ian Stewart

Postby marcheese » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:35 am

Haha.. that's like sonavabench mixed with sonavalineup

Bob from Germany
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Re: Ian Stewart

Postby Bob from Germany » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:26 pm

I hate you Ian! I really hate you!
8 Team Roto Keeper (12 players) League

C Soto
1B Fielder
2B Pedroia
3B Sandoval
SS Hardy
MI Andrus
CI MiggyCabrera
4xOF Kemp,Braun,Manny,CarGonzalez,
Ut Heyward
SP Beckett,Hanson,Price,JoshJohnson,Baker,Ervin,Cueto,Masterson
RP K-Rod,Soria
BN Snider,AlcidesEscobar,Headley,SeanRodriguez

Bob from Germany
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Re: Ian Stewart

Postby Bob from Germany » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:06 am

No more complaining about Ian Stewart! Traded him straight 1:1 for James Shields!

Up yours Stew!

Seems a little bit odd, but i still like that dude! :)
8 Team Roto Keeper (12 players) League

C Soto
1B Fielder
2B Pedroia
3B Sandoval
SS Hardy
MI Andrus
CI MiggyCabrera
4xOF Kemp,Braun,Manny,CarGonzalez,
Ut Heyward
SP Beckett,Hanson,Price,JoshJohnson,Baker,Ervin,Cueto,Masterson
RP K-Rod,Soria
BN Snider,AlcidesEscobar,Headley,SeanRodriguez

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Re: Ian Stewart

Postby Grey » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:42 am

Ha!
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Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.


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