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";" = Bartolo Colon... half the man he used to be.
A Semi-Colon ( ; ) is a punctuation mark indicating a long pause between when a pitcher enters a game and when his fantasy owner realizes that he wasn't the smartest person in the world for starting him. The Italian printer Aldus Manutius the Elder established the practice of using the semi-Colon mark to separate words of opposed meaning, and to indicate interdependent statements such as "I'm starting Colon tonight; I want to throw up in my mouth." He also used them to define the many pounds of flesh hanging over of a washed up pitcher's wasteline.
**Full credit goes to BVV.**
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14 team h2h keeper (keep 5). C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins.
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Zobrist, Ben(2B,OF,SS) TB
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Segura, Jean(SS) MIL
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Carpenter, Matt(CI) STL
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Puig, Yasiel(OF) LAD
Soriano, Alfonso(OF) CHC
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
McLouth, Nate(UT) BAL
Ozuna, Marcell(OF) MIA
Alonso, Yonder(1B) SD
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Rodriguez, Francisco(RP) MIL
Lackey, John(SP) BOS
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Henderson, Jim(RP) MIL
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