Ah, trying to one-up the term 'man-crush'....
Shower bunny is a funny term but it does take a bit to explain. And it's so easy to make a homosexual reference with man-crushes that it feels uninspired (though 'shower bunny' is rather inspired).
This might be only funny to Yankee fans but what about saying someone is giving them the 'Suzyn Waldman Treatment'.
For reference, see here: http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/200 ... owing.html
If you haven't heard Ms. Waldman's announcement of Roger Clemens, you haven't lived....http://www.wcbs880.com/topic/play_windo ... oId=695991