Alternate term for Conshellation Prize

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Alternate term for Conshellation Prize

Postby bosmosis » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:36 am

"To receive fellratio" - to have your WHIP and ERA blown by a sucky start, but still be OK with it because you're rewarded with a big sloppy W. (Active voice: "to perform fellratio")

Use as in: 1) "I lost 2 cats that were leaning to me when I received fellratio from Scherzer on Sunday."
or 2) "Damn, Volquez performed fellratio on me again!"
12-team 6x5 (R,RBI,HR,SB,TB,OBP,W,S,K,WHIP,ERA) weekly H2H league

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3B E. Longoria
SS J. Reyes
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OF B.J. Upton
Util D, Jennings
BN T. Snider

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SP Z. Greinke
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Re: Alternate term for Conshellation Prize

Postby Bourne » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:19 am

I will settle with my Scherzer Conshellation prize from last night and be glad 2/4 of my opponent's SP (Timmy, Garza) left without one too.
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C: Weiters
1B,3B,CI: Encarnacion, Wright, Alanso
2B,SS,MI: Getz, Kozma, Uggla
5xOF: Kemp, Holliday, Hunter, Soriano, Crisp
1xUtil: Markakis
Bn: Hill, Aybar
DL: Hart
SP: MadBum, Zimmermann, Morrow, Annibal Sanchez, Lynn, Anderson
RP: League, Parnell, Benoit, Hernandez

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C: Cervelli
1B,3B,CI: Gold, Zimmerman, Frazier
2B,SS,MI: Phillips, Ruthledge, Bonifacio
4xOF: Braun, Hamilton, Cruz, Hunter
2xUtil: Chris Davis, Span
SP: Latos, Moore, Zimmermann, Niese, Milone, Griffin, Miller, Cingrani, ~Streamer~
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2xNA: Straily, Grandal

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Re: Alternate term for Conshellation Prize

Postby bosmosis » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:00 am

Indeed. Scherzer's a master of fellratio. :shock:
12-team 6x5 (R,RBI,HR,SB,TB,OBP,W,S,K,WHIP,ERA) weekly H2H league

C J. Saltalamaccamaccahoohow
1B R. Howard
2B B. Phillips
3B E. Longoria
SS J. Reyes
OF H. Pence
OF C. Quentin
OF B.J. Upton
Util D, Jennings
BN T. Snider

SP J. Weaver
SP Z. Greinke
RP J. Hanrahanrahanrahan
RP J. Walden
P P. Maholm
P I. Kennedy
BN Liranoooooo!!!
BN J. Zimmerman (props, Grey!)
BN B. Norris
BN C. Billingsley

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Re: Alternate term for Conshellation Prize

Postby Grey » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:49 am

bosmosis wrote:"To receive fellratio" - to have your WHIP and ERA blown by a sucky start, but still be OK with it because you're rewarded with a big sloppy W. (Active voice: "to perform fellratio")

Use as in: 1) "I lost 2 cats that were leaning to me when I received fellratio from Scherzer on Sunday."
or 2) "Damn, Volquez performed fellratio on me again!"


That's pretty awesome, might be able to use it in conjunction.
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