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 Post subject: Alternate term for Conshellation Prize
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:36 am 
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"To receive fellratio" - to have your WHIP and ERA blown by a sucky start, but still be OK with it because you're rewarded with a big sloppy W. (Active voice: "to perform fellratio")

Use as in: 1) "I lost 2 cats that were leaning to me when I received fellratio from Scherzer on Sunday."
or 2) "Damn, Volquez performed fellratio on me again!"

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 Post subject: Re: Alternate term for Conshellation Prize
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:19 am 
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I will settle with my Scherzer Conshellation prize from last night and be glad 2/4 of my opponent's SP (Timmy, Garza) left without one too.

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 Post subject: Re: Alternate term for Conshellation Prize
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:00 am 
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Indeed. Scherzer's a master of fellratio. :shock:

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C J. Saltalamaccamaccahoohow
1B R. Howard
2B B. Phillips
3B E. Longoria
SS J. Reyes
OF H. Pence
OF C. Quentin
OF B.J. Upton
Util D, Jennings
BN T. Snider

SP J. Weaver
SP Z. Greinke
RP J. Hanrahanrahanrahan
RP J. Walden
P P. Maholm
P I. Kennedy
BN Liranoooooo!!!
BN J. Zimmerman (props, Grey!)
BN B. Norris
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 Post subject: Re: Alternate term for Conshellation Prize
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:49 am 
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bosmosis wrote:
"To receive fellratio" - to have your WHIP and ERA blown by a sucky start, but still be OK with it because you're rewarded with a big sloppy W. (Active voice: "to perform fellratio")

Use as in: 1) "I lost 2 cats that were leaning to me when I received fellratio from Scherzer on Sunday."
or 2) "Damn, Volquez performed fellratio on me again!"


That's pretty awesome, might be able to use it in conjunction.

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