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 Post subject: When your hitter Rakes against your pitcher
PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:49 am 
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It has to be something that can be good and bad at the same time. or something that your not sure is good or bad.

Early suggestions

Massaging the Prostate - You have a finger in your hind parts but at least your getting yours. ....Used in Context - "I Just got my had my Prostate massaged,,, Bruce hit 2 hr and 4 RBI off of Billingsly"


or

The Female Proctologist - Your not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing that this procedure is being done by a female..used in context - I just had a visit with the female Proctologist..Braun hit a grand slam off of Chacin

Suggestions are welcome

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14 Team - H2H - 5X5 Keeper league

C - S. Perez (10)
1B - P. Goldschmidt (5)
2B - I. Kinsler (K)
3B - A. Beltre (K)
SS - A. Ramirez
LF - A. Gordan (6)
CF - Alejandro De Aza
RF - Chris Davis(9)
Util - C. Headley (K)
B - Hosmer (RK)
B - Starling Marte
B - Michael Cuddyer



SP - M Scherzer (7)
SP - J Zimmerman (8)
SP - J. Johnson (11)
RP - Glen Perkins
RP - Luke Gregerson
RP- David Robertson
P - Jon Neise
B - Jason Hamel
B - Alex Cobb
B - Trevor Bauer
B - Dillon Gee
B - Cory Luebke


12 Team - H2H - 6X6 Keeper league,(OPS and QS)

C - J. Montero (13)
1B - P. Fielder (1)
2B - C. Utley (8)
3B - E. Longoria (2)
SS - A. Cabrera (17)
OF - J. Heyward(3)
OF - BJ. Upton (4)
OF - S. Choo (5)(9)
MI - Neil Walker (11)
CI - K. Morales (15)
Util - Michael Cuddyer (19)
B - L. Cain (18)
DL - A. Eaton (21)



SP - M Scherzer (10 Keep)
SP - J Zimmerman (6)
RP - Greg Holland (12)
RP- Sergio Romo (9)
P - J Shields (14 Keep)
P - J. Johnson (7)
p - M. Estrada (16)
B - Kyuji Fujikawa (20)
B - J. Hammel (FA)
B - J. Hernandez (FA)
B - D. Bundy (23)
DL - C. Tillman (22)


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 Post subject: Re: When your hitter Rakes against your pitcher
PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:56 pm 
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Not crazy about these suggestions.

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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.


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 Post subject: Re: When your hitter Rakes against your pitcher
PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:35 pm 
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How about combining homer Simpson doh! With a homer home run on your pitcher. I call it dohmer. See glossary because it is already there.

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RCL Cracking the Whip: (5x5 ESPN roto)
C: Weiters
1B,3B,CI: Encarnacion, Wright, Alanso
2B,SS,MI: Getz, Kozma, Uggla
5xOF: Kemp, Holliday, Hunter, Soriano, Crisp
1xUtil: Markakis
Bn: Hill, Aybar
DL: Hart
SP: MadBum, Zimmermann, Morrow, Annibal Sanchez, Lynn, Anderson
RP: League, Parnell, Benoit, Hernandez

12 team F&F: (6x6 Yahoo! H2H with OPS and Losses)
C: Cervelli
1B,3B,CI: Gold, Zimmerman, Frazier
2B,SS,MI: Phillips, Ruthledge, Bonifacio
4xOF: Braun, Hamilton, Cruz, Hunter
2xUtil: Chris Davis, Span
SP: Latos, Moore, Zimmermann, Niese, Milone, Griffin, Miller, Cingrani, ~Streamer~
RP: Holland, Janssen, Perkins, Bailey, Valverde
2xNA: Straily, Grandal


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 Post subject: Re: When your hitter Rakes against your pitcher
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:51 am 
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Thank you Mr. Bourne
Must have missed that one when i checked the list

Dohmer made the cut?
To quote Grey..."Not Crazy about it"

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14 Team - H2H - 5X5 Keeper league

C - S. Perez (10)
1B - P. Goldschmidt (5)
2B - I. Kinsler (K)
3B - A. Beltre (K)
SS - A. Ramirez
LF - A. Gordan (6)
CF - Alejandro De Aza
RF - Chris Davis(9)
Util - C. Headley (K)
B - Hosmer (RK)
B - Starling Marte
B - Michael Cuddyer



SP - M Scherzer (7)
SP - J Zimmerman (8)
SP - J. Johnson (11)
RP - Glen Perkins
RP - Luke Gregerson
RP- David Robertson
P - Jon Neise
B - Jason Hamel
B - Alex Cobb
B - Trevor Bauer
B - Dillon Gee
B - Cory Luebke


12 Team - H2H - 6X6 Keeper league,(OPS and QS)

C - J. Montero (13)
1B - P. Fielder (1)
2B - C. Utley (8)
3B - E. Longoria (2)
SS - A. Cabrera (17)
OF - J. Heyward(3)
OF - BJ. Upton (4)
OF - S. Choo (5)(9)
MI - Neil Walker (11)
CI - K. Morales (15)
Util - Michael Cuddyer (19)
B - L. Cain (18)
DL - A. Eaton (21)



SP - M Scherzer (10 Keep)
SP - J Zimmerman (6)
RP - Greg Holland (12)
RP- Sergio Romo (9)
P - J Shields (14 Keep)
P - J. Johnson (7)
p - M. Estrada (16)
B - Kyuji Fujikawa (20)
B - J. Hammel (FA)
B - J. Hernandez (FA)
B - D. Bundy (23)
DL - C. Tillman (22)


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 Post subject: Re: When your hitter Rakes against your pitcher
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:35 pm 
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When a hitter hits one out against your pitcher, you could call it a "Home Walk" instead of a "Home Run".


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 Post subject: Re: When your hitter Rakes against your pitcher
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 2:31 am 
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Blehxciting.

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10 Team 6x6 Roto with OBP, SLG, Holds, QS
League plays 4 OF, 2 UT, no CI/MI
1300 IP cap
Team mostly autodrafted due to work obligations

C: Chris Iannetta
1B: Eric Hosmer
2B: Chase Utley
3B: Aramis Ramirez
SS: Troy Tulowitzki
OF: Ryan Braun
OF: Nelson Cruz
OF: Drew Stubbs
OF: Matt Kemp
UT: Carlos Pena
UT: Michael Morse

BN: Adam Dunn, Grady Sizemore, Dan Uggla, Howard Kendrick, Mike Moustakas

SP: Greinke, Hamels, Shields, Justin Verlander (I think 4 good SP is ideal for our league)
RP: Cordero, Walden, Marshall, Uehara, Benoit (A little light here, trying to consolidate to make room for 2 more RP)
[Team currently 1st, 86.5 pts, 2nd at 78.5]


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 Post subject: Re: When your hitter Rakes against your pitcher
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:14 am 
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Not crazy about it.

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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.


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