Not a gut-shattering pun (feel free to give it a better name), but I hate when I'm rooting against my Tigers for the sake of fantasy points. I occasionally find my self thinking, "Well, if Jermaine Dye hits this 3 R HR & I get so-and-so points for this, the boys will only be down by a run. That's easy enough to make up, right?" And then I remember that I'm a Tigers fan....

Kinda like a K2 with a twist of reality.

How about Fucking Your Stepsister? You can try to justify it in your mind all you want but you know its incestuous....

Much more interesting than "The Pickle". This is pretty much what I'd imagine that feels like. You know it's wrong, but goddamnit, you love her!

Tigers are going to sweep the Hot Sox. They've hit the ball well against two of the better Sox pitchers & I'm starting to get excited.