Throwing a lot out here, seeing what sticks...
Star Mitzvah: That point when the consensus agrees that a promising player has become a bonafide, top-3 rounds stud (i.e; Carlos Gonzalez' was in mid-July).
(Scott) Downs Syndrome: A guy who has the talent and situation to close, but it just never works out.
Co-Cain: Lincecum's nickname as the other ace starter on the team.
Brandon Wood: The erection you get each offseason from prospects that have yet to match their potential.
Kerry Wood: The erection you get from nabbing a fairly solid closer in the 12th round and beyond.
Stras-pect: A singularly elite potential talent.
Gamel Toe: Lacking the footwork to adequately man a position in the major leagues.
Downs Syndrome is already a term.
Not crazy about Co-Cain... The term.
Brandon Wood - Eh
Kerry Wood - Eh
Straspect - Eh
Gamel Toe - Eh
Star Mitzvah is great. I'll run it by Rudy for the coronation but I think he'd agree. Well played.