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OaktownSteve
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Yo mama so fat

Postby OaktownSteve » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:48 am

she can only play seek.

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Re: Yo mama so fat

Postby Grey » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:42 pm

When you cut her, she bleeds gravy.
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Re: Yo mama so fat

Postby bookiebob » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:53 pm

when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.

she's on both sides of the family.
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Re: Yo mama so fat

Postby Grey » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:58 pm

She wore a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her.
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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Re: Yo mama so fat

Postby OaktownSteve » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:18 pm

she put on white dress, buncha cars parked behind her waitin for the movie to start

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Re: Yo mama so fat

Postby Bourne » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:38 am

in her high school year book she was on pages 16, 17, AND 18.
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Re: Yo mama so fat

Postby ChrisV82 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:40 am

Yo' mama SO fat, she has developed type 2 diabetes. BURN!
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Re: Yo mama so fat

Postby Bourne » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:51 pm

She rides around in TWO hover-rounds

she changes the tides

she was given her own zip code.

she won biggest loser two years in a row and is up for a 3peat

McDonald's opened a franchise in her kitchen.

merrian-Webster had to make a new word because fat wasn't big enough word to describe her.

every time she farts an angel dies.

every time she farts a species goes extinct.

Her fat rolls draw spelunking expeditions.

She was offered a roll to star in Blob 3d

Hydroxicut used her in before pictures.


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