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FantasyRazzballFantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don’t get sent to the minors. As in the RCL, a team’s points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:

Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)

Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).

You can find links to the six Fantasy Razzball leagues (along with the 64 RCLs) here.

The readers of Hire Jim Essian formed a Fantasy Razzball League this year, and midway through the season they continue to have the overall leader. Facepalm United leads with 3345 points, nearly 300 ahead of last year’s champions, Anthapologists (Razz On). FU has hit just .229 with 57 home runs, while their pitchers have recorded 57 losses and allowed 111 home runs with an ERA of 4.78. Adeiny Hechavarria (218) and Rickie Weeks (207) have been their top hitters, while Wily Peralta (202.5) and Dan Haren (201) have led the pitching staff.

It should be noted that the Anthapologists have 543 innings left for their pitchers, while Faceplant United has 440 remaining, so the opportunity to cut into the lead exists.

 

Top 10 Pitchers Pts Last 30 Days Pts
Wily Peralta 202.50 Jon Lester 99.33
Dan Haren 201.00 Freddy García 97.33
Joe Blanton 195.83 P.J. Walters 81.17
Joe Saunders 187.00 Dan Haren 80.67
Jeremy Guthrie 184.33 Trevor Cahill 78.17
Lucas Harrell 181.00 Justin Grimm 76.50
R.A. Dickey 172.00 Wade Miley 76.17
Scott Diamond 167.33 Jeremy Guthrie 70.50
Philip Humber 165.33 Roberto Hernández 70.50
Clayton Richard 162.83 Dylan Axelrod 70.50
Wade Davis 162.83
Top 10 Batters Pts Last 30 Days Pts
B.J. Upton 327 Starlin Castro 146
Starlin Castro 285 Mark Reynolds 132
Brendan Ryan 265 Chase Headley 126
Ike Davis 256 Elvis Andrus 121
Denard Span 251 John Buck 121
Alexei Ramírez 247 Brendan Ryan 119
Jayson Nix 243 Kelly Johnson 115
Adeiny Hechavarria 234 Brandon Barnes 113
Elvis Andrus 233 Alex Gordon 112
Miguel Montero 233 Alexei Ramírez 107
Vernon Wells 107

 

Rank Team League Points
1 Facepalm United Sons of Jim Essian 3345.28
2 Anthapologists Razz On 3051.36
3 Baltimore Scorioles Razz On 2983.18
4 Mendoza Mashers Razz On 2947.34
5 Don Drapper League of Bad 2924.92
6 Chuck Norris’s Beard Razz On 2924.27
7 Reading Rainbows League of Bad 2912.65
8 Ugly Dickshot Sons of Jim Essian 2893.62
9 Losing League of Bad 2865.89
10 Freaks and Geeks Razz On 2851.18
11 hannover bohemians Aztec 2 Step 2777.65
12 JeffLoria’s FireSale Razz North 2749.74
13 Revenge of the Lawn Razz North 2736.33
14 Scrubs and Schlubs Aztec 2 Step 2717.35
15 Tecmo Ballz Rotisseriously Awful 2640.76
16 2013 NY Mets Aztec 2 Step 2629.41
17 The Joaquin Deduno Aztec 2 Step 2627.74
18 The Buddies Quaid League of Bad 2600.87
19 Newark Diseased Eels Aztec 2 Step 2595.24
20 The Civilians Rotisseriously Awful 2577.91
21 Vin Loss Razz On 2575.30
22 Inge All-Stars Aztec 2 Step 2572.30
23 Sandlot Kids Rotisseriously Awful 2564.94
24 Ron Swansons Sons of Jim Essian 2558.89
25 The wrong Mcguires Razz On 2533.86
26 Yunibombers League of Bad 2528.05
27 ManwichMen Razz On 2527.04
28 Cheese Stands Alone Rotisseriously Awful 2513.91
29 Cold comfort Razz North 2453.97
30 G-astros-enteritis Razz North 2436.97
31 Stinky League of Bad 2414.03
32 81 Mariners Rotisseriously Awful 2408.13
33 Booms-ya! Sons of Jim Essian 2396.53
34 Terra Bulls Razz North 2381.38
35 Twisted ‘Roid Aztec 2 Step 2304.29
36 Jr. Spivey Fan Club Rotisseriously Awful 2297.16
37 Mountain Dew Kid League of Bad 2291.11
38 Wampa Masters Razz North 2265.13
39 Bowels of Sucktitude Razz North 2260.55
40 Jedd Gyorkoff Sons of Jim Essian 2241.23
41 Houston Lastros Razz On 2186.29
42 Razzball’s jaywrong Aztec 2 Step 2087.21
43 Snafu Larry Razz North 2076.61
44 Kermit’s Hermits Sons of Jim Essian 2064.11
45 Mr. April Rotisseriously Awful 2054.16
46 Kings of Failon Aztec 2 Step 2041.49
47 Eff the Goat Sons of Jim Essian 1993.42
48 Joaquin on Arias Sons of Jim Essian 1978.16
49 Baker’s Toothpick Rotisseriously Awful 1948.37
50 uyufkfkfk League of Bad 1929.38
51 Limp Wrist All-Stars Razz North 1924.56
52 exactly Aztec 2 Step 1922.74
53 Natty O’s Razz North 1869.46
54 Dulce Maldonaldo Sons of Jim Essian 1276.08
55 Hit bombs bone moms Sons of Jim Essian 847.06
56 what the hellicksons League of Bad 724.97
57 Cannonball Titcomb Rotisseriously Awful 471.91
58 Chuck Norris League of Bad 310.60
59 Dalmore Rangers Rotisseriously Awful 303.10
60 Longboard Brewery Razz On -48.08
  1. Tehol Beddict says:
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    no beddict mentions??? u gots to give me team of the week bro

    • VinWins

      VinWins says:
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      @Tehol Beddict: Do you have a team in this game?

  2. VinWins

    VinWins says:
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    Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible.

  3. Tehol Beddict says:
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    Oh. Most def not. Imma winner

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