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FantasyRazzballFantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don’t get sent to the minors. As in the RCL, a team’s points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:

Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)

Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).

You can find links to the six Fantasy Razzball leagues (along with the 64 RCLs) here.

 

The league of Hire Jim Essian readers continues to feature the overall leader, but Facepalm United’s lead has shrunk. The Mendoza Mashers are now within 40 points as they slipped by the Anthapologists to take the lead in Razz On. Mark Reynolds has paced the Mashers, going 3-for-37 in the last 2 weeks with 18 strikeouts (97 points).

OVERALL STANDINGS

Rank Team League PTS
1 Facepalm United Sons of Jim Essian 3649.03
2 Mendoza Mashers Razz On 3610.66
3 Reading Rainbows League of Bad 3587.56
4 Anthapologists Razz On 3509.71
5 Baltimore Scorioles Razz On 3456.40
6 Don Drapper League of Bad 3431.66
7 Freaks and Geeks Razz On 3418.10
8 JeffLoria’s FireSale Razz North 3306.34
9 Losing League of Bad 3298.17
10 Revenge of the Lawn Razz North 3276.25
11 hannover bohemians Aztec 2 Step 3205.62
12 Chuck Norris’s Beard Razz On 3188.83
13 The wrong Mcguires Razz On 3100.57
14 2013 NY Mets Aztec 2 Step 3094.73
15 Vin Loss Razz On 3085.75
16 Scrubs and Schlubs Aztec 2 Step 3082.58
17 The Buddies Quaid League of Bad 3076.70
18 Ugly Dickshot Sons of Jim Essian 3066.86
19 Tecmo Ballz Rotisseriously Awful 3060.65
20 Sandlot Kids Rotisseriously Awful 3044.20
21 Stinky League of Bad 3035.26
22 Cold comfort Razz North 3023.29
23 The Joaquin Deduno Aztec 2 Step 3009.32
24 The Civilians Rotisseriously Awful 3004.51
25 Newark Diseased Eels Aztec 2 Step 2995.67
26 Terra Bulls Razz North 2967.90
27 Yunibombers League of Bad 2963.93
28 Ron Swansons Sons of Jim Essian 2952.21
29 G-astros-enteritis Razz North 2933.34
30 ManwichMen Razz On 2881.89
31 Inge All-Stars Aztec 2 Step 2857.14
32 Cheese Stands Alone Rotisseriously Awful 2736.54
33 Wampa Masters Razz North 2674.76
34 Jr. Spivey Fan Club Rotisseriously Awful 2670.06
35 Booms-ya! Sons of Jim Essian 2649.67
36 Twisted ‘Roid Aztec 2 Step 2637.53
37 81 Mariners Rotisseriously Awful 2602.47
38 Mountain Dew Kid League of Bad 2597.94
39 Mr. April Rotisseriously Awful 2552.78
40 Bowels of Sucktitude Razz North 2542.99
41 Razzball’s jaywrong Aztec 2 Step 2487.01
42 Houston Lastros Razz On 2486.71
43 Jedd Gyorkoff Sons of Jim Essian 2480.68
44 Eff the Goat Sons of Jim Essian 2372.13
45 Snafu Larry Razz North 2322.77
46 uyufkfkfk League of Bad 2312.96
47 Kings of Failon Aztec 2 Step 2293.70
48 Kermit’s Hermits Sons of Jim Essian 2274.97
49 Baker’s Toothpick Rotisseriously Awful 2270.44
50 Joaquin on Arias Sons of Jim Essian 2222.06
51 Limp Wrist All-Stars Razz North 2216.79
52 Natty O’s Razz North 2093.45
53 exactly Aztec 2 Step 2060.77
54 Dulce Maldonaldo Sons of Jim Essian 1631.07
55 Hit bombs bone moms Sons of Jim Essian 1015.87
56 what the hellicksons League of Bad 720.61
57 Cannonball Titcomb Rotisseriously Awful 633.07
58 Chuck Norris League of Bad 614.12
59 Dalmore Rangers Rotisseriously Awful 403.34
60 Longboard Brewery Razz On -125.67

B.J. Upton continued to pile up the points in the two weeks since the last update and remains the top overall scorer. It will be a big blow to his owners if his injury keeps him out of action for an extended period.

PTS(Last 14) AVE HR K
B.J. Upton 391(64) .177 8 102
Starlin Castro 301(16) .243 6 71
Denard Span 280(29) .255 0 48
Ike Davis 277(21) .166 5 73
Brendan Ryan 275(10) .195 3 55
Alexei Ramírez 273(26) .287 1 45
Pete Kozma 268(58) .228 1 60
Adeiny Hechavarria 265(31) .237 2 46
Chase Headley 264(39) .230 7 82
Miguel Montero 261(28) .223 7 77
Jimmy Rollins 261(47) .257 4 54
Rickie Weeks 259(67) .227 9 85
Elvis Andrus 257(24) .244 0 59
Jayson Nix 254(11) .236 2 70
Alcides Escobar 251(41) .246 3 47
Chris Parmelee 250(63) .223 8 66
Clint Barmes 248(33) .214 2 45
Welington Castillo 246(35) .266 2 60
José Altuve 238(59) .280 3 51
Mike Moustakas 237(17) .218 6 38
Tyler Flowers 235(61) .205 8 74
Carlos Peña 234(43) .215 8 84
Emilio Bonifacio 233(13) .211 2 54
Danny Espinosa 225(0) .158 3 47
Jeff Keppinger 222(47) .246 2 27

PITCHERS

  PTS(Last 14) L HR ERA WHIP
Joe Blanton 239(43) 11 22 5.40 1.52
Lucas Harrell 233(52) 10 15 5.07 1.63
Jeremy Guthrie 218(33) 7 22 4.25 1.38
Scott Diamond 210(42) 8 15 5.32 1.52
Dylan Axelrod 207(56) 6 18 5.33 1.56
R.A. Dickey 207(34) 10 20 4.69 1.30
Dan Haren 201(0 ) 10 19 5.61 1.42
Justin Grimm 201(66) 7 15 6.37 1.65
Wade Davis 193(30) 8 13 5.89 1.75
Jason Hammel 193(46) 6 19 5.24 1.44
Roberto Hernández 190(27) 10 18 4.90 1.31
Wily Peralta 189(-13) 9 10 4.82 1.50
Joe Saunders 181(-5) 8 13 4.24 1.40
Edinson Vólquez 179(38) 8 9 5.74 1.62
Kevin Correia 176(38) 6 17 4.23 1.40
Mark Buehrle 173(29) 6 16 4.89 1.37
Mike Pelfrey 170(15) 7 9 5.55 1.56
Tommy Milone 167(31) 8 19 4.24 1.27
Ryan Dempster 166(28) 8 20 4.24 1.43
Trevor Cahill 165(32) 10 10 4.66 1.41
Philip Humber 165(0) 8 7 9.59 2.02
Phil Hughes 164(22) 9 18 4.57 1.29
Clayton Richard 163( 0) 5 13 7.01 1.63
Yovani Gallardo 162(38) 8 12 4.83 1.43
Edwin Jackson 158(-1) 10 9 5.11 1.44

LAST 7 DAYS

Hitters PTS   Pitchers PTS
Oswaldo Arcia 65 Edinson Vólquez 40
Chris Parmelee 57 Al Alburquerque 39
Jesús Guzmán 50 Jeff Samardzija 39
Austin Jackson 46 Homer Bailey 38
Evan Longoria 45 Kris Medlen 37
Ian Desmond 44 Joe Blanton 36
Gerardo Parra 44 Scott Diamond 35
Carlos Gómez 43 Jon Lester 34
Omar Quintanilla 42 Justin Grimm 34
Jhonny Peralta 42 Kyle Lohse 33
  1. Jay

    jaywrong says:
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    41st! Movin on up… err, I guess this case, movin on down.

    • VinWins

      VinWins says:
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      @jaywrong: 1st comment though!

  2. VinWins

    VinWins says:
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    This comment removed for no good reason.

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