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FantasyRazzballFantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don’t get sent to the minors.

As in the RCL, a team’s points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:

Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)

Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).

Congratulations Mendoza Mashers, the 2013 Fantasy Razzball champions! The Mashers started their draft with 9 pitchers, with 6th pick Lucas Harrell leading the staff, scoring 2.6 points per inning for a total of 308. Seventh rounder Jeremy Guthrie was next with 207 (1.2/IP), followed by 4th pick Juan Nicasio (199/1.5) and free agent add, Phil Hughes (197/1.9). The Mashers were very successful grabbing free agent hitters, as only 2 of their top 15 batters were drafted. Chris Parmelee (250 pts/23rd round) and Pedro Florimón (218/17th round) joined free agents Rickie Weeks (294), Chase Headley (275), Jimmy Rollins (268), John Buck (248), and Ike Davis (235) as the top scorers.

 

Rank Team League Points
1 Mendoza Mashers Razz On 6388.00
2 Don Drapper League of Bad 6148.88
3 JeffLoria’s FireSale Razz North 5934.35
4 Baltimore Scorioles Razz On 5896.19
5 Reading Rainbows League of Bad 5831.51
6 Losing League of Bad 5829.61
7 Chuck Norris’s Beard Razz On 5746.95
8 Anthapologists Razz On 5605.05
9 Revenge of the Lawn Razz North 5517.28
10 The wrong Mcguires Razz On 5512.95
11 Facepalm United Sons of Jim Essian 5503.84
12 Sandlot Kids Rotisseriously Awful 5312.38
13 Freaks and Geeks Razz On 5302.08
14 Vin Loss Razz On 5207.12
15 Ugly Dickshot Sons of Jim Essian 5176.55
16 The Buddies Quaid League of Bad 5156.55
17 Wampa Masters Razz North 5130.70
18 Scrubs and Schlubs Aztec 2 Step 5127.62
19 The Civilians Rotisseriously Awful 5075.54
20 Cold comfort Razz North 5026.34
21 Stinky League of Bad 5020.63
22 G-astros-enteritis Razz North 4959.85
23 Jr. Spivey Fan Club Rotisseriously Awful 4924.38
24 2013 NY Mets Aztec 2 Step 4859.65
25 hannover bohemians Aztec 2 Step 4851.12
26 ManwichMen Razz On 4807.40
27 The Joaquin Deduno Aztec 2 Step 4726.48
28 Inge All-Stars Aztec 2 Step 4655.47
29 Mountain Dew Kid League of Bad 4654.79
30 81 Mariners Rotisseriously Awful 4625.75
31 Yunibombers League of Bad 4545.34
32 Newark Diseased Eels Aztec 2 Step 4514.10
33 Ron Swansons Sons of Jim Essian 4503.26
34 Tecmo Ballz Rotisseriously Awful 4476.84
35 Razzball’s jaywrong Aztec 2 Step 4454.89
36 Terra Bulls Razz North 4265.39
37 Bowels of Sucktitude Razz North 4245.62
38 Houston Lastros Razz On 4175.65
39 Kings of Failon Aztec 2 Step 4096.22
40 Booms-ya! Sons of Jim Essian 4085.95
41 Mr. April Rotisseriously Awful 3954.44
42 Baker’s Toothpick Rotisseriously Awful 3882.65
43 Snafu Larry Razz North 3817.32
44 Cheese Stands Alone Rotisseriously Awful 3812.47
45 uyufkfkfk League of Bad 3732.04
46 Jedd Gyorkoff Sons of Jim Essian 3725.12
47 Limp Wrist All-Stars Razz North 3686.67
48 Eff the Goat Sons of Jim Essian 3658.98
49 Twisted ‘Roid Aztec 2 Step 3589.96
50 Kermit’s Hermits Sons of Jim Essian 3571.15
51 Joaquin on Arias Sons of Jim Essian 3515.78
52 exactly Aztec 2 Step 3460.24
53 Natty O’s Razz North 3401.93
54 Dulce Maldonaldo Sons of Jim Essian 3098.00
55 Hit bombs bone moms Sons of Jim Essian 1674.04
56 Cannonball Titcomb Rotisseriously Awful 1449.42
57 what the hellicksons League of Bad 1286.00
58 Chuck Norris League of Bad 954.37
59 Dalmore Rangers Rotisseriously Awful 594.35
60 Longboard Brewery Razz On 114.84

7 Responses

  1. Mendoza Mashers says:
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    Thanks for running the league VinWins, Fun challenge to find the worst basebal players in mlb.

    • VinWins

      VinWins says:
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      @Mendoza Mashers: Thanks for playing. Interesting strategy starting with all pitching. Obviously, you had already heard it was smart to do the opposite of my strategy.

      • Mendoza Mashers says:
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        @VinWins:

        Haha. I thought I would stock up with Houston and Colardo pitching and I wouldnt go too far wrong.

        • tbox311 says:
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          @Mendoza Mashers: nice season mendoza, from the tremendously jealous baltimore scorioles. well done. i want back in next year! @VinWins

  2. ichirosan says:
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    So… two 2nd overall places and two overall 3rds… I’m never going to win that championship :-|

  3. Wrong McGuires says:
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    Yes, I made it into the top 10! Congrats Mendoza. Looking forward to next year

  4. DrEasy says:
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    Razz On turned out to be a very competitive league! Well done Mendoza. *hands over championship belt*

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