Fantasy Baseball Yahoo
November 26, 2008
Category: Y to Z
That is the number one searched phrase for fantasy baseball — Fantasy Baseball Yahoo. Personally, I think ESPN fantasy baseball is better. (Obviously, I think our fantasy baseball advice is better than Yahoo’s and ESPN’s.) Anyway, the fantasy baseballers (<–my Mom’s phrase) who are searching for “fantasy baseball Yahoo” don’t find Razzball. Or, you could say, they’re not looking for it. But why even mention this search for Yahoo fantasy baseball? This doesn’t really matter to you, John Q. Razzball-Reader. No, it doesn’t. But it did get me thinking about what the readers of Razzball are thinking when they do find us. So here are 20 searches for people who find Razzball (fantasy baseball Yahoo is not one of them) and my answers to their searches:
- Is Ben Zobrist Jewish? — Why, because his last name ends in brist? It’s a bris, people.
- When was Randy Johnson elected to the Hall of Fame? — 2015, future boy.
- Adrian Beltre wearing water wings and aviator goggles — If anyone has a picture of this, send it in.
- Brian Roberts, Europe — Just east of Frankfurt.
- Robocop is a what? Need one word — Movie.
- How many kids does Carl Crawford have? — 17.
- Do you call September? — If it leaves its number.
- 2008 baseball stats spreadsheet — Our fantasy baseball player rater.
- Sweater thong in The Bootheel — Sexy.
- Christopher Walken thinks The Last Emperor is romantic? — Of course!
- Best one year relief season — Lou covered the Best Closers Ever.
- Funky Cold Mussina — To the other side of the cantina.
- Razzball is best site, what’s number two? — Lolcats
- Pete Rose haircut — Bowl. Then there’s Pete Rose naked.
- Razzball + Tina Turner — She’s like 75 and she still has 3rd base eligibility, if you catch my drift.
- Why is Yankee Stadium closing? — Cause Shea’s closing. One-upped!
- Jose Valverde entrance song — The Macarena.
- Ron Howard baseball player — Nope, but he does wear a baseball cap. A lot.
- Enjoy a ton of Prince Fielder backside — Thank you, I’ll try.
- What has more tryptophan, turkey or Razzball? — Razzball! And while you’re still awake, we want to wish you a great one — Happy Thanksgiving!
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Tags: baseball, fantasy, fantasy baseball, yahoo, Yahoo fantasy baseball
November 26th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Happy Thanksgiving, Razzballers. Grey, make sure to wash down your turkey with plenty of strawberry soda.
@Shogun: I’m more of a Pineapple soda man but thanks, and Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Happy non-Thanksgiving to the kiwi.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
the pirates just signed two guys from India that have never played baseball till early this year. the word contraction come to mind when i think of there organization. happy thanksgiving everyone
November 26th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
@Freak: Thanks bro. And a happy Thanksgiving to Grey, Shogun, Hippo and the rest of y’all.
I don’t want to get too maudlin, but in times like these, a national day like this seems well worth celebrating.
@Freak: And Happy Thanksgiving to the non-kiwi.
@Eric W: Ah, yes. I have a post written about this. The two pitchers actually won a reality show. No lie. Happy Thanksgiving to you, as well.
@Steve: Thank you, sir. Much appreciated.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
i’m thankful that i found this site without having to resort to one of the top 20 searches ….. though , future boy is a funny line .
November 26th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
@Grey: Don’t get mad, but I think I found you by following a link from Fantasy Hurler.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I found this site by talking fantasy baseball with my stats professor
@big o: And we’re glad you found us.
@Steve: Hey, as long as you found us, right?
@Eric W: Your stats professor told you to read Razzball? Or read about fantasy baseball stats in general?
November 27th, 2008 at 7:16 am
I found this site because of stumble.
The player projections grabbed a hold of me and wouldn’t let go.
November 27th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@Grey: Indeed - that’s the main thing. Were you actually up at 4.30?
November 27th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Happy Thanksgiving my friends to the south,a little less teeth please
@Freak: That’s interesting. I always wonder how people find us.
@Steve: Actually, I’m on the East Coast for Thanksgiving with the girlfriend’s parents, so 7:30 AM.
@Doug Ault: Thank you, sir.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
@Grey: Ah. very nice. I hope you don’t get into too much trouble for racing off to the laptop (?) every now and then…
But, hey, a doode’s gotta stay in touch with his public.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
@Grey: razzball i was talking about yahoo vs espn projections and he told me to check razzball out
@Eric W: That’s hilarious, is he a commenter? Is he big o?
November 28th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Happy Thanksgiving Leftovers filled with turkey/cranberry/stuffing sandwiches! May this comment find you all home and safe from Black Friday Craziness - For those of you who got shamed into going out in it - Too Bad for you.
Hope everyone had a great thanksgiving and took a moment to thank what or whoever you choose for what and who you have in your lives.
@BSA: Thanks, man! Right back at cha.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:43 am
@Grey: idn lets see you out there mr farro?
November 29th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
@Grey: Made my glorious return to the Bootheel, encountered no sweater thongs sad to say. Did meet a kid in a blaze orange Elmer Fudd hat, so I got that goin for me, which is nice.
Hope you all tried to OD on tryptophan, it’s not possible, or I’d still be asleep. Rip Van Winkle style.
@Eric W: Hmm… That name doesn’t sound familiar. Maybe he goes by BigFatHippo.
@BigFatHippo: What’s with the past tense? I just had turkey hash for breakfast and will have turkey soup for lunch. It’s like a Bond film here, but with turkey — The Turkey Never Ends.
November 30th, 2008 at 10:29 am
@Grey: Ha
Turkey Finger? The Turkey Who Loved Me?
Unfortunately no leftovers at The Hippo Family Thanksgiving. You ever seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding? No? Me neither, but I imagine it’s just like that.
November 30th, 2008 at 10:49 am
@Grey: @BigFatHippo: Is Thanksgiving bigger than Christmas for you guys?
November 30th, 2008 at 11:16 am
@Steve: Nothings bigger than Christmas, man. It means so much more. But Thanksgiving is a time for family too, and lots of food.
What’s the biggest holiday in Zealand?
November 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
@BigFatHippo: Christmas is the biggie for us - family and food in abundance, at least in my clan.
Plus it’s the time everyone takes their annual holidays as it’s the summertime - although the weather is often better (where I live anyway) later in January and into February.
Where you guys essentially have two national-type holidays (4th July and Thanksgiving) we just have one - Waitangi Day on Feb 6.
No special food - just a day off!
November 30th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
@Steve: So are you considered Maori? Sorry if I’m not up on the subject, just curious.
I’m into Native American history, never thought much about Native New Zealand history. But hey, us old guys gotta broaden our horizons sometime right?
November 30th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
@BigFatHippo: Nah - of European (Scottish I think) descent, me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_New_Zealand