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Do you feel like being judged for your creativity? Do you like when everyone stares at you for being you? Well, if you say no, that’s too bad because we are going to judge you anyway. This year we have decided to award some lucky RCL player with a Razzball T-Shirt for having the best fantasy baseball team name. Yup, that’s right we want to say thank you all for another great year in the RCLs and what better way than to have you judge each other.  Will we be giving extra points if you used our fantasy baseball team name generator?  No, no we won’t.

At Razzball, we pride ourselves on our puns, snarks, farts, sharts, yurts and our really really awesome minds. Collectively, we have a community of real sharp committed guys and four girls who, frankly, are as good as some of our writers.  Actually, most of the writers are all ex-commenters. Below is the shirt you are playing for, unless you want a different one from our store.  You can pick whichever one you want.  I’d want SAGNOF!, but you and I might differ in taste.  That’s okay.  That’s also why I won’t be judging the team name either.  Put the team name you think is the best in your league in the comments below, then next week I’ll put a similar post to this up with a poll, and we can all vote.  It’s the American way!  (Then we can go to Florida and decide whoever we want to win.)  By the way, yes, we have a store. With Christmas around the corner (hey, the Xmas season starts earlier every year), what better way to say I love you without saying it than by buying someone a Razzball T-Shirt. Your friends, relatives and even your grandma will be blown away at the thought and creativity you put into their gift as they roll around in a new SAGNOF shirt. (Writers Note: Do we need a Grey T-Shirt? YES WE DO!)

sagnof-black-front

 

Here are the Rules (in case my rambling above was illegible; I was once a commenter too!):

1 – The name must come from the RCL leagues and must be current as of the date of this post. I don’t want people changing their names just for the contest. We know all your team names currently and will catch you. Wanna bet? All of the team names are currently in our standings, so you can’t switch your team name.

2 – Razzball writers, current and former, are not eligible to win and can only pout about not getting a T-Shirt. Some of my names this year are Jack and the Fat Man, Pain in the Asche, A Puig in the Poke, and Spanking Marv Albert. Those awesome names won’t be eligible to win. So please don’t nominate me, I’m flattered and all but I just can’t do it.

3 – We would like you to nominate team names in this post. I will gather the top ten or so and create a post for you all to vote. Please post them in here so I can track them. If you put them in another post then it won’t count.

4 – You can nominate people from your leagues or you can go through the master standings and nominate from there. Whatever works for you. Have you ever looked through that list? We got a lot of friggin teams.

5 – The winner will be announced when we’re done with the vote. If for some reason the winner can’t be reached, then we will give the prize to the second place finisher. If you see it’s a leaguemate then help us out by sending them an e-mail. Help us help you.

Please send all your complaints to Sky while passing on adoration to me.

  1. Gonzo_The_Great says:
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    Man, this makes me wish I’d kept “All the Singleton Ladies.”

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Gonzo_The_Great: bummer. Still vote for someone

  2. Ralph Lifshitz

    ralph lifshitz says:
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    “At Razzball, we pride ourselves on our puns, snarks, farts, sharts, yurts and our really really awesome minds”

    Bravo! Best sentence ever….

    • J-FOH says:
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      @ralph lifshitz: bummer. But still vote for someone

      • Ralph Lifshitz

        ralph lifshitz says:
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        @J-FOH: Then i nominate Bunt Nuggets from one of my leagues. It still makes me giggle…… I’m easily amused.

  3. Big Al says:
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    Too bad no writer’s allowed because Tom Jacks has a great one for our league. What if A-Rod was one of us !!! Really like this…

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Big Al: the writers got style!

  4. Jay

    Jay says:
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    Seeing as how I had a unique name all revolving around Chase Headley in all of my RCL leagues… I should get something.

    Probably therepy.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Jay: and a free t-shirt…..from the Padres

  5. Wake Up says:
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    I nominate Pandas…not for creativity…just cuz I want to take his t shirt to go along with his sweatshirt that I’m wearing!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Wake Up: haha. I think nacho deserves one just for being nacho. Im working on a graphic novel about him

      • Wake Up says:
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        @J-FOH: seconded

  6. Wake Up says:
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    PS I think I designed the Sagnof! T shirt…have to check that with Grey…but I believe it to be true

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      If you remember, you wanted an opposite down exclamation mark in the front, and I nixed it…

      • Wake Up says:
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        @Grey: Still think it works! Possible official Los Mets BP shirts…

        Also, an umlauted “O” SAGNOF! shirt would most likely receive diacritical acclaim!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          I like how you’re thinking outside the borders…

        • de nachos says:
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          @Wake Up: “O Sagnof”…puts the Canadian national anthem in my head.

          • J-FOH

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            @de nachos: Nick would be proud

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Wake Up:Ill stay out of this one

  7. Mike

    Mike says:
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    Puig League Choo

    and

    Nolan Arenado Mr. Roboto

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Mike: +1 for Nolan Arenado Mr. Roboto

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Mike: agree with grey

  8. Rick says:
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    Smelly Pirate Hookers

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Rick: thanks for posting. I’ll add it to the list

  9. mauledbypandas says:
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    some I thought were funny

    Last of the Mujicas
    Yu only YOLO once – because it’s a bermuda triangle of nonsense.
    I Cain I Shaw I Pronkered
    Jim Abbott’s Right Hand Man – so wrong, but funny
    Sonny Gray Real Estate – so emo
    2 in the Pinky 1in the Greinke -

    • MattTruss223 says:
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      @mauledbypandas: Wow, Jim Abbott’s Right Hand Man is pretty spectacular, haha

    • J-FOH says:
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      @mauledbypandas: you two are wrong but I really like 2 in the pinky 1 in the Greinke

  10. Pennypacker says:
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    Wanted A Hanley, And Got A B.J

  11. Dave says:
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    I’m not in an RCL league, but I’m submitting my “Thomas the Frank Engine” anyway.

  12. Toe Knee says:
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    I like Bald Monkey Junkies

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Toe Knee: thanks for posting. I’ll add it to the list

  13. Eric R. says:
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    Third Base Profarlactics

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Eric R.: thanks for posting. I’ll add it to the list

  14. Toe Knee says:
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    Avoid the Clap Jim Abbot …..is funny but just flat out wrong

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Toe Knee: most Jim Abbot’s are wrong

  15. Kid A says:
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    I saw one the other day:

    “LT has his head up his Tehol.”

    • Kid A says:
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      @Kid A: I forgot to add that it is a very mean name for a team.

      • J-FOH says:
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        @Kid A: haha, I will add it to the list. probably that Julio White guy. Friggin half latinos, hey wait I’m a half latino!

  16. JoeBoo says:
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    I nominate “Aroldis Doobie” in the Take on the Jay (Wrong) Ver.4 League

    • J-FOH says:
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      @JoeBoo: good one

  17. Kid A says:
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    Woo Hoo! We bounced Magoo!

    (for now).

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Kid A: holy shnikees. What did you do today

      • Kid A says:
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        @J-FOH: Now we just have to figure a way to knock dino-chicken off his perch and then we’re in business.

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Kid A: his real life nice guy karma will crush our evil asses.

          • Kid A says:
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            @J-FOH: There is a darkness inside of him. He’ll get his just desserts.

            • Kid A says:
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              @Kid A:

              I know it’s with 1 S, Steve.

              Stuff it.

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Kid A: FFS will catch up with him. Quiet Pandas going to sneak to the title belt and nacho will hand deliver it

              • de nachos says:
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                @J-FOH: I’ll wear it to his pad. Commando. Nice climb tonight boys.

  18. JR Y says:
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    The Asperusuals
    Surprise, Surprise

    I’m not in your RCL league but those are the names of my 2 teams. I haven’t missed the playoffs in since the league started 10 years ago so they are very tongue in cheeky.

  19. Redlegs says:
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    The Surgin’ Genitals!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Redlegs: +1

  20. Kevin says:
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    I’m a fan of “I Cain I Shaw I Pronkered”

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      +1

  21. Eric S Bateman says:
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    Doesnt really apply for this contest but one of my all time favs, that I used two years back, was Melky White Discharge…I know crude, but hey It was memorable to say the least.

    • J-FOH

      J-FOH says:
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      @Eric S Bateman: we like crude around here

      • Eric S Bateman says:
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        @J-FOH: My kinda place

  22. Eric says:
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    Whoa more valuable moving forward?

    Eric O’Flaherty and Zach Putnam

    I’ve read Doolittle will be out for 3+ weeks so O’Flaherty obviously has value but will Putnam continue to get save opportunities or was this recent save tonight just a chance to give Petricka rest?

    • Eric says:
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      @Eric:

      *whose more valuable

      • Eric says:
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        @Eric:

        *who’s….auto correct is killing me

        • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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          @Eric: it’s likely yr own autocorrector killing you.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Eric: o’flaherty

  23. Chris says:
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    Drafted Pence none the richer

    Although pence is a good player, it does remind me of a one-hit wonder, 90’s band

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Chris: eh

  24. Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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    while this is ineligible and likely stolen from a Rudy named post title from back in april or may, but
    Eaton Semien WSOX? is pretty good. i used it for a team i took over in early july. or
    Nomenclature Eluded for a team who’s name i simply had no ideas for with about 5 minutes left before a draft.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo: there is nothing wrong with stealing ideas from a razzball writer

  25. Keith Knight says:
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    Sadly, I did not make it into the RCL this year for baseball (football, yes) but I’m curious as to how my current hometown league name would fare in your esteemed opinions:

    InLongoria’s Basterds

    Or my Team from last year (with a nod to the ’80’s):

    Viciedo Killed The Radio Star

  26. Joe says:
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    Bumpin’ Utleys

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Joe: +1

  27. Winston Zeddemore says:
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    Yelichy Boom Boom Down

  28. Breddy says:
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    Farquar? I’d Barely touch’er

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Breddy: meh

  29. Jay says:
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    Not in an RCL league, but wanted to throw my team name out there:
    V-MART: PED’s Sold Here

  30. sniff test says:
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    Anal Hershiser

  31. ayebatter says:
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    Not a RCL but I love my

    “Ping Bodie Gluttons”

  32. zizzo says:
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    Lee Daniels': Billy Butler

  33. Flunkie says:
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    Teheran You Apart

  34. MuneForNothing says:
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    I nominate the fearless leader of our league, Beef SAGNOF!:

    Lost In Translarnacion

  35. Sniff Test says:
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    Julio Lugo’s Butthole

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      +1

  36. Frank says:
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    The Dude Abides!

  37. BrandX says:
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    “Go get your shinebox”

    Pure awesomeness.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @BrandX: thank you. thats mine so it doesn’t count

  38. dem ribbies says:
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    I didn’t get into the RCL this season, but will get some next time. After about week 6 I’d have named my team “The Tommy Johns”

  39. Sniff Test says:
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    Pinochle with Moises Alou

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