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Ervin Santana went 7 and one-third innings yesterday, gave up one earned run and struckout eight. For the season, he has an impressive 169/51 K/BB ratio– Oh, wait, that’s Johan Santana. Ervin Santana has actually been better at 191/44. (BTW, no wonder Earvin Johnson went by Magic. You can’t write or say Ervin or Earvin by itself. You have to add in the last name just to make it sound normal.) This season Ervin (weird, right?) has cut his HRs allowed and his numbers aren’t pointing to a regression for next year. Know what’s been the big change? Those funky Wandy home/away splits are gone. Ervin Santana’s only 25 and he’ll be on my short list for next year. Johan, Carlos and Tito move over; there’s a new Santana in town. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Ian KinslerKinsler’s done for the season. Back date this to last month when I told you he was done.

Carlos Zambrano – Big Z got inflammation of the thingie he uses to throw a baseball. Not good, ya’ll. Maybe the 247,000 pitches the last couple of years weren’t the best idea. Just a guess.

Joey Votto – I chose to put Votto in my fantasy baseball keeper post yesterday and he rewarded us with a home run. You’re welcome.

Torii Hunter – HR yesterday. His season can be found next to yawnstipating in the Razzball glossary.

Ramon Ramirez – When Fogg left with a groin injury, he came on to pitch a perfect three innings. I like to think Dusty told him to do the exact opposite of what Fogg did and Ramirez is just a very good listener. Ramirez should get some starts down the stretch and could excel simply because hitters won’t be familiar with him, while possibly facing some B lineups.

Billy Wagner – Supposed to return next Tuesday. I see a blown save in the Mets’ future for next Wednesday.

Kevin Gregg – Said he should be ready to go next week at this time. I see blown saves (<–that’s plural, Razzballers!) in the Marlins’ future.

Travis Snider – 3-for-3 and HR yesterday. In yesterday’s comments, I said, “Shorthand, (Snider’s) a lot like Chris Davis and Jay Bruce. He strikes out a lot and he has power. He could also catch pitchers under prepared to get him out and he could have a solid three weeks. In other words, worth a flier, but he might go 0-for-next week. He’s very underdeveloped.” And that’s me quoting me!

Melvin Mora – He said, “It’s day by day” and he said he won’t return by this weekend. That sounds just like that other Orioles 3rd baseman of the 80s and 90s.

Jesse Litsch – Shutout with 3 Ks. The lack of Ks in that line is the problem with Litsch, but he used to be a bat boy. That shizz is heartwarming!

Dan Wheeler – Picked up the one out save. Zoinks! Percival’s back, what gives? Not entirely sure what Joe Maddon was thinking, but I believe it was because the Yankees rallied in the ninth so fast that Maddon didn’t want to rush his old, oft-injured closer into the game at the last second, so he opted for the better qualified one. Sorry I don’t know more, I was watching the RNC and our possible VPILF.

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  1. BigFatHippo says:
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    VPILF? Well played my man.

    Is it just me or did McCain not look comfortable in the spotlight? Looked like he needed to “change” his Depends.

  2. ShootyBabbit says:
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    Ive been using Martin Prado as my MI (14 tm lg) for about 2 weeks now. He’s been effective, but with Kotchman returning, is it time to drop him? Felipe Lopez is currently on the waiver wire and seems to be getting regular AB’s…

  3. IowaCubs

    IowaCubs says:
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    @BigFatHippo: VPILF? JESUS, GIVE US A PIPELINE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG1vPYbRB7k&eurl What a selection! I loved the signs in the crowd that said “Raisin’ McCain.” There’s nothing more endearing than a dried up old fruit.

    What? Wrong website? I thought this was Kos… damn.

    I started Litsch in two leagues last night. Damn you and your strikeouts, Litsch!

  4. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @ShootyBabbit: I’d go with Lopez until Kotchman actually starts producing, then I could see making the switch if you don’t need Lopez’s steals.

    @IowaCubs: Nice video.

  5. Hank

    Hank says:
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    Um, just so I can toot my own horn, I too am an Alumnus of the VPILF’s collegiate institution: The University of Idaho!

    Go Vandals!

  6. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Hank: By any chance, did the Vandals beat an opponent then mime spraypainting them?

    Wow, the interwebs is fast.

  7. Nick says:
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    Pence, Markakis, Dye & Quentin all have 2 stars research tonight…which 2 do I bench? Just a note that when I went to matchup ratings yesterday it was showing Quentin & Dye as matching up against Weaver however there playing against Moseley so maybe the 2 star research is incorrect for Dye & Quentin ???

  8. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Nick: Bench Quentin and Markakis.

  9. Hank

    Hank says:
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    @Grey: No, but that surely would be awesome. I think I’ll practice up for the off chance we win a football game this season!

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