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Edinson Volquez, “What?  It’s called a video SHOOT!”

CAUTION:  NSFWIYWILA (Not Safe For Work If You Work In Latin America)

Sorry, looks like Youtube removed the video. Maybe Edinson/Edison/Julio Reyes/Volquez will show up to Spring Training with his piece. Til then…

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  1. Now I’m really glad I left him off the Top 20 Risky Pitcher list…

  2. Baron Von Vulturewins

    Baron Von Vulturewins says:
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    I’ve always admired his heater.

  3. Grey

    Grey says:
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    He has a gun for an arm.

  4. Baron Von Vulturewins

    Baron Von Vulturewins says:
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    @Grey: And vice versa.

    Reminds me of a good (and probably apocryphal) Dorothy Parker quip. Arriving late to a meeting, she said, “Sorry I’m late. I was f#cking busy, and vice versa.”

    And that’s me quoting Dorothy Parker.

  5. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Baron Von Vulturewins: But was her roundtable as well-attended as the fantasy baseball roundtable?

  6. IowaCubs

    IowaCubs says:
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    So much slang for my intermediate Spanish brain.

  7. Lollygagger says:
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    Nice hat.

  8. Steve says:
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    Seems to have no trouble squaring up the barrel.

  9. sean says:
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    One 3600 pitch season and he’s trying to impersonate Carmelo…

  10. Baron Von Vulturewins

    Baron Von Vulturewins says:
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    @Grey: Little known fact: She was an avid rotisserie baseball player. Her famed Girls in Glasses team whipped George S. Kaufman’s The Men Who Came to Dinner and Robert Benchley’s Benchley Warmers year in and year out.

  11. PWNightmare says:
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    What’s with the hat, Mr. 3000?

  12. Steve says:
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    Perhaps they’re going to gun someone down at the plate.

  13. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Baron Von Vulturewins: Supposedly Tallulah Bankhead managed her team, but it has been neither confirmed nor denied.

  14. IowaCubs

    IowaCubs says:
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    @Baron Von Vulturewins: @Grey: Really? I would have pegged her for more of a Mae West sort of gal… “A man with a hard gatt is good to find…”

  15. Alek says:
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    Gun joke.

  16. Hank

    Hank says:
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    @Lollygagger: Lol, reminds me of a Daniel Tosh joke: Do you think someone out there has a case of nice Tourette’s? You know, running around yelling out random compliments, “Nice hat! Sorry I have a disease.”

    Also, why would anyone hang out with someone who randomly breaks into singing (in another language no less) while talking, let alone handle a weapon.

  17. BigFatHippo says:
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    Thanks Grey, I totally need a margarita right now.

  18. peter says:
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    Must be something he picked up while playing in Texas.

  19. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Hank: Ha, hadn’t heard that one before. Nice hat!

    @BigFatHippo: Salted?

    @peter: Ha! Nice.

  20. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: I had 3 of them after work, complete with Mariachi band spewing words I can’t understand *, in Edinson Volquez’ honor.

    No salt for me, gotta watch the blood pressure, I might boil over.

    * re: words I can’t understand
    Tonight was eerily similar to a Dylan concert I once attended but didn’t comprehend. No comprendo? Si

  21. BigFatHippo says:
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    @Grey: Si, Hippo’s alter-ego showed up. UberHippo if you will. I blame it all on you.

    Ugghhhh, Cuervo Gold’s the best they had.

  22. BigFatHippo says:
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    Asked for the Fine Columbian….no dice.

  23. nckdmss says:
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    So for those of us who missed the video… what happened?

  24. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @nckdmss: What do you mean by missed? The video’s above. Try a different browser if you can’t see it. It’s worth the aggravation.

  25. cockyphoenix says:
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    argh I was at an interview yesterday and I also missed it.

    @Grey: Video removed by user.

    Google cannot find a copy of it apart from the youtube link

    I oh so wanted to hear what he had to say

    Alas

  26. Grey

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    @cockyphoenix: @nckdmss: Ah… Guess it’s gone now. If anyone finds the video uploaded somewhere, I’ll put it back in the post. Sorry, ya’ll.

  27. big o says:
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    bummer

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