Another Saturday with money on the line. It’s like sitting in AC, but not being bothered by the annoying people whose whole day revolves around being in AC. That prolly doesn’t make sense if you have never been so go and bring NJ some money. As you can tell by the title I am like a stutterer today and hitching my cart or your cart to the Cabreras. You don’t have to listen but the matriarch of the Cabrera family won’t be happy or amused one bit. So mosey on over to DraftKings for some fun today and if you are having trouble deciding who to use go check out Rudy’s version of Skynet. The DFSBot is so helpful for you daily fantasy folk that if you don’t use it you should be arrested and charged with some felonious crime that in the end of the day gets you community service. Enjoy the day and good luck.
Nathan Eovaldi, SP – $9,600: Yea the Marlins are awesome at home, but Petco is like the Park that started all standards for hitting mediocrity. Nate we love ya when you throw hard and boo you for change-ups. I don’t make the rules I am a follower and boo accordingly.
Jeff Samardzija, SP – $9,400: Unlucky or just playing for a horrible team. Prolly some of column A and some of column B. ERA in the 1.6 area should elicit wins or random acts of domestic violence. Either way it’s a win just depends on what state you are from.
Melky Cabrera, OF – $4,700: I like when dudes do there job. His job is to hit the baseball and be on base when the better players in the order are up to drive him in. Last 10 games, has 6 runs and 8 driven in. Those would be RBI’s for you first time baseball gamblers, don’t forget to sign-in with GA. They have punch and pie.
Matt Carpenter, 2B/3B – $4,400: Every time I say his name I tend to phonetically pronounce it and my mind always draws me to Serpentor. Yea the same G.I. Joe dude. He will be hitting in front of Destro, Zartan and Cobra Commander. Ten runs scored in his last 10 and batting .350 over that stretch.
Anthony Rizzo, 1B – $4,300: DOV’è il fuoco ultimamente con quattro homeruns negli ultimi 10 giochi con otto corse pilotata e 10 punti segnati. Camminare il vostro barboncino gratuitamente se richiesto ben. That has everything that the other blurbs has but you just have to work at it to understand.
Asdrubel Cabrera, SS – $3,800: Might be coming out of his slump and strike while the price is still reeling from sucktitude. Last 10 have been better. Last 3 have been what we expected from a guy looking for a new contract.
I’m Only Happy When It Rains
Rain in Baltimore and Atlanta could hamper those games so if you choose them bring some white out with you just in case.
Doing Lines In Vegas
Like the Marlins -120 and the tiny O/U of 5 1/2
Like the Yankeee/Milwaukee Over at 7 1/2
and for Giggles give me Baltimore -115