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Master Standings are here.

Break up the Pole Dancers!  Anyways, the Pesky Pole Dancers (Trippin’ Baseballs) are still holding down first place, stretching their lead to 4 points. Their top hitters this week were Michael Bourn (.344 with 7 steals), Neil Walker (8 RBI), and Mark Teixeira (3 home runs). Ryan Vogelsong picked up a win and 10 strikeouts with a 1.38 ERA to lead the Dancers’ pitching. Chad Billingsley added a couple wins and 11 Ks.

The Ville Al Koholic A (ECFBL) and That’s a shame (The Dread Pirate Rides Again) are tied for second. Matt Kemp was definitely the star of the week for Al Koholic, hitting .409 with 4 home runs, 13 RBI, and a steal. For That’s a shame, Adam Jones (.450) and Aubrey Huff (4 home runs) led the way.

Also, congratulations once again to The Dread Pirate Rides Again, who continue to be the most competitive league.

Category Leaders:

Pesky Pole Dancers (1st) 446 runs.
Rosie Jones (14th) 129 home runs.
Team Beefcake (38th) 420 RBI and .294 average.
The Spankers (416th) 103 stolen bases.
Joe For Oil (161st) 654 strikeouts and 50 wins.
Champaign Enema Bandits (7th) 80 saves.
Killa Beez (26th) 2.72 ERA and 1.10 WHIP

Of note, Joe For Oil has used 117 starts already, leaving only 63 for the rest of the season.

SAGNOF: Leo Nunez is the major league save leader with 19. He has given good value to his owners as his Average Draft Position in the RCL was 187.9. The earliest he was drafted was in the 13th round, 151st overall. Craig Kimbrel has recorded 17 saves with an ADP of  177.6. Brandon League has been very valuable with 16 saves and an ADP of 234.7.

On the other side, we have Carlos Marmol, Joakim Soria, and Neftali Feliz. Marmol had an ADP of 89 but has only 10 saves. Soria is even worse, with only 7 saves and is no longer the closer in K.C. His ADP was 89.7. Feliz has 13 saves, not quite living up to his 92.8 ADP.

In between these 2 groups you find Heath Bell, Brian Wilson, and Mariano Rivera, who are getting the job done, but probably were still drafted too early. Bell (89.7) and Rivera (98.2) have 16 saves each while Wilson (93.3) has 17. Rivera was the earliest drafted closer, taken 25th overall by Loose Cannons in RCL Original Recipe.

Trading Places: There were 6 trades this week. In RCL 5, the Toronto Bautistas, floundering in the bottom half of the standings, sent Matt Holliday to Paul Dunnyan for Roy Halladay. There was a 6-player deal in RCL 25. Can Of Corn dealt Darwin Barney, Carlos Quentin, and Michael Bourn to Refuse To Lose for Shin-Soo Choo, Carlos Gomez, and Chad Billingsley.

There were also 4 trades in the ECFBL. The Bloomington Psychotoad were very busy. They traded Rickie Weeks and Austin Jackson to HatsForBats KeepBatsWarm for Ryan Theriot and Shane Victorino. Then they dealt Jair Jurrjens to Acme Explosives for Chad Billingsley. They finished the week sending Michael Young and Hunter Pence to Evil Evies for the biggest name of the week, Ryan Braun. In the final trade, Retro Vertigo sent Gio Gonzalez to Merritt Island the bat rastard for Joakim Soria.

There have now been 100 trades involving 322 players. Adam Dunn is the most traded player, having been dealt 6 times.

Hanley Ramirez: You can lose your league on draft day. No team that drafted Hanley is in first place. In fact, 10 are in last place. Congratulations to Yak Attack, sitting in 3rd place in RCL 30, the best placing of any team that drafted Mr. Ramirez.

  1. Nice work all.

    Quick question, MI is so shambleriffic right now I am debating Sean Rod or jumping on the Dee Gordon bandwagon…anyone got any thoughts on this one?

  2. Luie says:
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    Drop buchholz for rizzo in 10-team mixed? My pitching and hitting are both pretty balanced, its just a value question.

  3. Tony says:
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    what was the OVERALL batting avg leader last year, because outta ALLLLLLL these teams thetop team is only .294? that’s pretty sad…. bring back roids!

  4. @Grey:

    this is prolly my 142nd time checking in on your thoughts on dropping Soto for Napoli…..stick tight or pull the trigger?

  5. nyydj2 says:
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    After climbing to 8th I got my arse handed to me by my pitching staff a few weeks ago and dropped to 33. Crept back up to 17th this week. Looking to go wire to wire in the league, first place since day one. But the coveted shirt is the ultimate goal. Ha!

  6. Chicago Mark says:
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    All right! I’ve climbed out of last place in the most competitive league. Drafted Youkilis, D. Young, Pedroia and Rios. Dropped Asdrubal to pick up an injured Furcal. That sure did work out. Need somebody to start hitting or languish in my first year. I’m liking every minute of it. Keep up the good work.
    Ps. listened to Grey on the BBHQ podcast last week. You write well!!! Ha! Ha!

  7. VinWins

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    Anyone wanting advice should ask on a Grey post (if you want good advice, that is).

  8. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    wow,awesome update and fun facts,ive got 2 or 3 teams getting key players back or performing at the level expected that are going to be chipping away at my point total in the next month,great competition and great fun,congrats POLE DANCERS

  9. LMack says:
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    I’d like to attach my Razzball commenter handle (LMack) to the team named “Well Played, Pujols.”

  10. VinWins

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    @LMack: Great! It has been done.

  11. The Talented Mr. Dope Man says:
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    @VinWins: please attach this handle to Chi Town M.D. (#24). thanks!

  12. brett says:
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    While you’re at it you can add my handle to Poison Control. Thanks. And great job with this by the way.

  13. VinWins

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    @brett: Thanks! “brett” will now be forever tied to Poison Control!

  14. ChiSox says:
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    Not sure if this matters, but the team ranked #430 (Chicago Wrecking Crew) is actually in RCL #30, not more donkeycorns or something like that. Can you attach ChiSox to that team too? thanks and good work

  15. Killa B says:
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    I drafted hanley and am in 1st place. Also drafted Kemp. Wish my wash.

  16. VinWins

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    @ChiSox: Thanks for the heads up! Not sure how that happened. RCL 30 has a higher index, so it does change your standings.

  17. VinWins

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    @Killa B: What is your team name/league?

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