Comments on: Colby Rasmus, 2009 Fantasy Outlook

By: Grey

Grey — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:39:52 +0000

@Doug: Thanks!

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:42:35 +0000

You are one hysterically funny writer…write a book or for SNL. That first paragraph had me laughing embarassingly loud and alone i/f/o my comp

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:21:33 +0000

@Freak: didn't the store set it up for you?

By: Grey

Grey — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:01:00 +0000

@Freak: That's what she said!

By: Freak

Freak — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:22:45 +0000

Uh…so someone tell me how to unlock the greatness from the Curve.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:34:34 +0000

wow, File these comments under “Too Much Information”

By: Grey

Grey — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:33:55 +0000

@big o: Of course! Nothing says stocking stuffer like a bottle of douche. @Petr: I think you'll find two explanations above. Razzball, where no douche question goes unanswered.

By: Rudy Gamble

Rudy Gamble — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:00:09 +0000

You ask – we answer:
“A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching – a bag for holding the fluid used in douching.” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche)

By: IowaCubs

IowaCubs — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:55:51 +0000

@Petr: Funny you should ask… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

This post was 100% solid gold chuckles.

What kind of woman buys Summer’s Eve at a Dollar store? A woman who wants to remain fresh and thrifty, that’s who. BTW, Sarah Silverman calls it a douche “nozzle,” for your future reference.

While reading this post, I spit out half a bottle of discontinued Caffeine Free Pepsi Limelicious that I purchased this morning from the 99 cent store (which, in case you were wondering, is the first 99 cent store west of the mississippi, and can be found in many guided tours of downtown des moines).

I’m underwhelmed by Rasmus after watching him for four games this past summer in Des Moines. I’d be shocked if he was productive in the majors until 2010 or so.

By: Petr

Petr — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:08:23 +0000

On a related note, there is no such thing as a douche BAG. I wonder where/how that term originated.