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I’d say Alex Cobb was fantastic again last night, but I have to pay David Stern a nickel to use the word fantastic and money is tight, yo.  If it wasn’t for the ball off his melon, The Tampa Bay Peach would’ve been a top 15 starter this year.  I’m currently debating if Cobb is going to be in my top 15 for 2014 fantasy baseball.  (What I mean by debating is I have three monkeys stand against a wall with signs that read, “Yay,” “Nay” and “Let Rudy decide.”  Ling Ling, put down the sign until I ask the question.  Ling Ling!  Hard to find a well-trained monkey nowadays.  His K-rate wasn’t otherworldly like I prefer my beefcake starters.  It ended the year at 8.41 K/9.  That is ace-ish, but not straight aces rollin’ through Compton flashing signs.  His walk rate was 2.83.  Again, it’s solid, I’d like to see better on that.  Now his ERA ended up being 2.76, but his xFIP was 3.02.  That’s not shabby at all.  That’s right around Jose Fernandez, Chris Sale and Anibal Sanchez.  Guys with seasons you would hump if a ‘season’ wasn’t an amorphous thing.  For 2014, I think Cobb’s gonna be right around 15-20 overall for starters, which does mean Cobb is ready to emerge from the husk.  Zadow!  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Delmon Young – 2-for-3 and his 10th homer.  Pretty suspicious he hits a homer in New York.  Was he swinging for the fences, hoping the ball would hit a Jew?

James Loney – 3-for-3, 1 run and 6-for-7 in his last two games.  My hot schmotato has a first name, it’s J-A-M-E-S.  My hot schmotato has a 2nd name, it’s L-O-N-E-Y.  Put them together and you also get a sleeper our fantasy football guy, Sky, liked.  Wow, that didn’t rhyme at all.  Step up your game, Grey!  *smack*  Ouch, I just smacked myself for you.  Are you happy?

Mariano Rivera – Girardi announced Mariano will play center field at some point this weekend in Houston.  Rivera should play 1st base, they could use some relief there.  Rivera grew up idolizing a lot of center fielders and it’s been a dream of his to play one game out in center.  I hope instead Enter Sandman, they play John Fogerty.

Andy Pettitte – He’ll make the last start of his career on Saturday in his hometown of Houston, which comes two years after he made his last last start of his career.

Erasmo Ramirez – Will start on Sunday after leaving his last start with a tight groin.  As my grandfather would say, “You got a tight groin?  What are you, a fanook?”

Chris Davis – Out yesterday with a sore foot.  That’s code for “the Orioles are eliminated and, by hitting the most homers in Orioles history, I was granted Brady Anderson as my piss boy, so why do I have to play?”

Matt Wieters – 1-for-2, 2 RBIs and his 22nd homer.  Was it five games since his last hit already?  Oh, no, it wasn’t.  Hmm, he must be putting on the finishing touches to sucking in fantasy owners for next year.  You in March, “He’s gonna breakout, Grey!”  You in June, “Should I drop Wieters?”

Miguel Gonzalez – 7 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 5 Ks, ending the year with a 3.78 ERA.  You again in March, “Hey, um, Grey, love the facial hair, have you thought about modeling?  Anyway, why didn’t you rank Miguel Gonzalez in your top 80 starters?  You forget?  It’s okay if you did.  I forget things sometimes, like my deodorant.”

Rajai Davis – Was away from the club for the birth of his child.  The child’s name is Prince, and you will bow down to him whenever you see him.  Even if you are in your living room and he’s on the television.

Paul Konerko – 1-for-4 and his 12th homer and Big Donkey, Adam Dunn (2-for-3) added in his 33rd homer.  Before the game, the White Sox had an impromptu “Please Retire” ceremony for Konerko and Dunn.  It was the most animated anyone had seen Kenny Williams since he ripped down Frank Thomas’s parking spot sign.

Yan Gomes – 3-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 11th homer.  He almost made it into the last Buy/Sell of the year that is coming later today, then I thought to myself, “It’s Yan f**king Gomes, no one’s picking him up.”

Michael Brantley – 3-for-5, 2 RBIs.  Now this doode is in the Buy/Sell that’s coming later today, and he’s been in the last four roundups.  Grab him already.  What’s the matter?  Scared of success?  Give me your password and I’ll pick him up for you.  If your password is “Greycaneatadong,” we’re no longer cool.

Zach McAllister – 4 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 8 baserunners, 3 Ks.  This is the kind of start I’d be worried about getting from any pitcher whose team is in contention.  At the first sign of trouble, they could be pulled.

Chris Perez – 2/3 IP, 4 ER.  Unless I were desperate for saves, I wouldn’t let Chris Perez anywhere near my fantasy team this last weekend.  Since the Indians are vying for a playoff spot, they shouldn’t let him anywhere near their team either.  He’s now given up 6 earned runs in his last two outings.  That’s uglier than his mullet.  I’d grab Joe Smith for vulture saves, but the Indians have a couple of guys they could go to — Cody Allen and Bryan Shaw.  Batten down whatever you batten down, it’s a closepocalypse at the worst possible time.

Josmil Pinto – 2-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 4th homer and 3rd in the last ten games.  Pinto is a great supplier of natural gas and could hit another homer or two this weekend.  What’s not to like?  Anchovies?

Trevor Cahill – 5 2/3 IP, 2 ER, 9 baserunners, 3 Ks, ending the year with a 3.99 ERA.  I don’t fall for that, just add in the extra penny!

Martin Prado – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 14th homer.  Solid season once again from Prado, which is me being generous to a player I don’t like.  Where else on the interwebs do you find venom for Prado?  Nowhere, I tell you.

Robbie Erlin – 7 IP, 2 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks.  Am I the only one that wants to put an apostrophe on the end of his last name?

Tommy Medica – 2-for-4, 1 run, 4-for-8 in last two games.  The sample sizes are small this time of year — that’s what she said!  Wait, what? — but Medica has been swinging a hot-ish bat over the last two days.

Craig Gentry – 3-for-4, 1 run and his 21st steal.  All he does is steal and run and run and steal and steal, run and steal and run, run, steal and…No, that’s all of it.

David Wright – Left yesterday’s start after being beaned on the head, but passed all concussion tests.  Imagine the future is a watermelon.  The Mets would give that watermelon to Gallagher.

Dillon Gee – 6 IP, 4 ER, 9 baserunners, 2 Ks, ending the year with a 3.62 ERA.  Gee, what a way to end the year.  Still I gotta give him mad props as they said in the 90’s.  He put together a solid four months, which is terrific for the people in deep leagues that stuck with him, but maddening for everyone else that dropped him when his ERA was over 5.  Why you gotta make me maddening, Gee?  That shizz ain’t cool.

Jason Heyward – 5-for-5, 2 runs and his 14th homer.  I’ll take it as the start of his apology for this season, but I still want to see him crying to Matt Lauer and donating money to me.

Evan Gattis – 2-for-5, 1 run, 3 RBIs.  He dedicated those three RBIs to the guy who let him sleep in his flatbed in 2011.

Brandon Beachy – Underwent arthroscopic elbow surgery.  His doctor said he should be ready for spring training.  No word if that was the same doctor who gave Beachy a timetable that said he’d return this year.  Rule number 1:  Don’t go to doctors that do punch cards.

Brian McCann – Could be done for the year because he left yesterday’s game with an adductor strain.  What’s he, a scallop?

Tyler Cloyd – 1 IP, 7 ER.  After the game, ex-Phillie manager Charlie Manuel gave Cloyd a call for a little pep talk.  He told him, “If you got Junebugs in your pepper shaker in September, you need to suck it up, shut off your lights and put up some of those Oriental hanging light balls.”  Cloyd has no idea what Charlie meant, but it cheered him up.

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  1. goodfold2 says:
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    eovaldi any kind of option. DET maybe sitting regulars?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @goodfold2: Could be, depends on your level of desperation…

  2. goodfold2 says:
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    since i’m not playing gray and porcello’s last starts (12 innings left); i may as well throw them away along with wil smith. stras will still start tomorrow (today). if there’s room jimenez on sun. If i want holds 1.which three are best to pick up out of
    vic b./atchison/santos/mcgee/allen/shaw (pitched last 3 days)/peralta/diekman.
    i also already have these guys for holds: siegrist/doolittle/watson/veras/carpenter, 2.are any of them droppable for any of those guys?
    I’m thinking santos and either one of the CLE guys and one of the TB guys for my dropping smith/gray/porcello. Holds main thing here, as i may be able to go up in place. K/BB also in play.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @goodfold2: Porcello’s not starting… Santos for Porcello

  3. bossmanjunior says:
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    Surprised the Rays even signed considering the three guys that run the team: Sternberg, Friedman, and Silverman

  4. bossmanjunior says:
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    Ahh I miss those Charlie Manuel quotes

    • Red Barons says:
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      @bossmanjunior: I agree. Grey needs to figure out how to keep Charlie around just for his faux quotes.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @bossmanjunior: Yeah, I miss Charlie too… Bring back the straw-chewing suspenders!

  5. Andrew Connolly says:
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    Oh….my…lord…

    This is razzball at its finest:
    “Delmon Young – 2-for-3 and his 10th homer. Pretty suspicious he hits a homer in New York. Was he swinging for the fences, hoping the ball would hit a Jew?”
    Too funny.

    So I was at the Yankees game last night and it was a funny thing to watch a game operating in reverse from a fans perspective. The stadium was empty at the start of the game, but as the innings went on they started to fill up, the eighth inning had twice the fans as the fourth and then no one stayed from the home half of the ninth.

  6. AP says:
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    Charlie Manuel quotes, FTMFW!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @AP: Ha

  7. Wake Up says:
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    Closers are a lot like teabags…you can’t tell how good they are until you place them in hot water…plus, Chris Perez, allegedly, likes to put balls in his mouth…

  8. Wilsonian says:
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    Just dumped Perez for Salty against your wishes, but Perez has been ice cold this week and dammit, it’s only for Saturday and Sunday!! Ha. Anyway, would you dump Utley for any of the following for the weekend:

    Dozier
    Walker
    Prado
    Kendrick
    Gyorko

    H2H – H, R, HR, RBI, SB, AVG, OB+SLUG

    I need all the help I can get. I’m winning right now 11-3 but everything is close so it could flip flop any way at any given time.

  9. John Axford's Meat Stache says:
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    When are the Indians going to frickin realize that Chris Perez is not Kenny Powers. He might have the sweet, sweet mullet but he will never be La Flama Blanca. Perez is fuckin out, Smith is fuckin in!

    Anyhoo, I’m a little perturbed because my competitor in the finals grabbed Petit literally two seconds before I did. I didn’t know if I would actually have to start him but blocking is half the game. Now I’m a little worried going forward. Out of all the streams for tommorrow, who is the most promising? Stream-a-nator is not thrilled about any of them:

    Haren @ARI, McCarthy (Was), Harang (Mil), Maurer (Oak), Happ (TB)

    These guys are hot garbage but sometimes you have to just close your eyes and plug away…..

  10. Oz says:
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    I’m already looking to 2014 to REPEAT as champion. I’m gonna trade Samardizia, Tillman, Colon, and Medlen for Yu in a keeper league (Keep 20 guys, 10 SP max out of 38man rosters.) I figure I’d lose those guys in the draft next year (I’d be lucky to get 2 of them back as re-drafts.) I think I made out pretty well right?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Oz: Yup, nice work!

  11. dave says:
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    Who should I keep next year, j. upton or d. brown?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @dave: Upton

  12. Wallpaper Paterson says:
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    What type of line do you expect from Burch Smith tonight?

  13. max says:
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    In my 9-players keeper league I have doubts about keeping Wieters. What do you think? Obviously, I’ll will stay without a catcher, but I’m really sick about his inconstant production.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @max: Depends on your options

  14. chillmodious says:
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    Grey…

    1. If I can only throw one, do I go with Kluber today (@Min, SON $12.1) or Petit tomorrow (vs. SD, SON $21.9)?

    2. Different league… please rank these streams:

    Petit (vs. SD, SON $21.9)
    Estrada (@ Mets, SON $16.9)
    Niese (vs. Mil, SON $11.7)

    C.

    4. I am close to my finals opponent in saves and could use one of my two remaining roster moves to pick up a closer for the next three days. BUT, I am also ahead by only a couple wins and those two roster moves could be valuable stream spots this weekend. The only closer options on the wire right now are Rosenthal, Strop, and to a lesser extent Siegrist. Do I grab one of those shmosers? (portmanteau of shmo and closer–maybe an inadvertent glossary term for dudes that are anointed as closer during the final weeks of a season?) Or, asked a different way, do you see any of those guys nabbing at least one save?

    Thanks!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @chillmodious: 1. Kluber 2. Estrada, Petit 4. Rosenthal is money, if you need saves don’t know why not to grab him

  15. Michael B says:
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    Girardi just trolled me. Yahoo will count all your pitching stats on the day you go over your innings pitched limit and shut it off the next day. Being 2 innings away, I loaded up for today. And of course Pettitte gets moved back to Saturday. Thinking about sitting my other three SPs just so I don’t mess up my ratios now (I figured Pettitte against Hou would offset any bad starts I get). Not looking for advice. Just needed to get it off my chest and since my wife won’t listen …

    • Michael B says:
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      aaaaaaaaaaand Leyland just moved Porcello to the pen also. Damn.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Michael B: Ha! No problem, we’re here

  16. TheNewGuy says:
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    18 innings left, desperate for wins. Gettin a bit worried that throwing Bailey and Ogando out there tonight might push me over my cap, which would mean I can’t blow everyone out there final day.

    Of course 8+innings from both of them is unlikely, but should I bench one of them (probably Ogando) just in case?

    • TheNewGuy says:
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      @TheNewGuy: Shit that would have to be 9 innings each actually, I can’t even count.

      The odds must be high for that to happen, throw em both out there surely?

      • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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        @TheNewGuy: C’mon NewGuy, you can do it. Thiiiiiink…..THIIIIIIIIINK….

          • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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            @TheNewGuy: I will once in a while. I can manage my own teams just fine. I don’t need to ask 50 questions a day everyday like some of yous. Like I’ve said before, it’s good for Grey’s business, which I’m glad, but where’s the fun in having every single move you make micromanaged by someone else?

            • chillmodious says:
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              @CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole: Should I stream a question to you today or not? Can’t decide. I have 5 questions left before I hit my limit and I’d really like to blow them all out on the last day. Take the risk, or hold? (Dah! Just realized I burned two of my questions there!)

              • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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                @chillmodious: No, save it for Grey. And THEN I pile on. I don’t want to tarnish my rep as the Commenter Nazi.

              • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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                @chillmodious: I hope yous aren’t being shellfish though, and buying Grey a beer…or a margarita. I think he likes the cucumber ones.

    • chillmodious says:
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      @TheNewGuy: I wouldn’t. You really think they are both throwing CGs? Especially in Bailey’s case, where the Reds have already clinched. Toss ‘em out there today; blow out the rest of your innings on the last day.

      • TheNewGuy says:
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        @Grey: Gotcha professor.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  17. Randy BoBandy says:
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    My streaming pitchers are costing me dearly in the finals, that’s the way the cookie crumbles!

    Had the unsightly combo of McAllister & Gee.

    And what about the possibility of the Indians & Rangers playing a one game playoff for the one game playoff? Sounds like Inception!

  18. anthony says:
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    @grey h2h pts finals only up 20 faaaack!
    pitch or ditch
    colon @ sea
    cj Wilson @ tex
    Burnett @ cin
    Torres vs mil
    bailey vs put

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @anthony: Pitch, ditch, pitch, ditch, pitch

      • anthony says:
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        @Grey: other league h2h standard finals

        era whip is close
        he’s winning era 2,76 to his 2.72 im winning whip 0.98 to 1.16

        pitch or ditch
        Travis wood @ stl
        kluber @ min
        shields @ Cws
        burch smith @ sf
        oberholtzer vs nyy

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Start Kluber, Shields

  19. Steve Stevenson says:
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    I have 12.1 IP left, and have loaded up on starters for tomorrow, but can probably only afford to start one guy today so I don’t accidentally hit the limit. Really just care about the W, as I’m tied with someone there and close enough to others to gain a point or two, and the guy I’m tied with is loaded up on Sunday starters. I’m ahead of the same guy by 26 Ks. Do you go Lee @ ATL (Medlen), Bailey v PIT (Burnett), Felix v OAK (Colon) or Gallardo @NYM (Torres)? Could also conceivably start one of the 7pm guys and then also start Feliix depending on how long the first guy goes.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Steve Stevenson: Lee…Maybe Felix depending on Lee, I guess, but don’t know how that’s gonna work unless Lee only goes 3 IP

  20. J-FOH

    J-FOH says:
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    Is Grandpa Joe the one that says Fanook?

    Chris Davis, get your dick out of the bucket and play you SOB, I’m in a tight race yo!

    • TheNewGuy says:
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      @J-FOH: Well said J-FOH!

      Same goes to David Wright too.

    • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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      @J-FOH: Dick in the bucket!

        • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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          @J-FOH: Ha. Looking forward to it…and the article.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @J-FOH: Ha, yup… Cougar asked him if he wanted to say a blessing at the wedding and he said, “I’m not saying no blessing.” Ha!

      • J-FOH says:
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        @Grey: I want to party with grandpa Joe, which could be enjoying a 3 pm dinner and a walk in the park

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Nah, not Joe, he gets dinner at 8:30-9 and is up to midnight…

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Grey: if you need anyone to entertain him when he comes out for the wedding then sign me up

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              He’ll have his 20 years his junior girlfriend…

              • J-FOH says:
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                @Grey: stop it, that makes me even sadder for not getting to be his guide

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Ha, sorry, Joe’s a baller…

                  • J-FOH says:
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                    @Grey: he ain’t got no time for peeps

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      He’s got little time for me…He’ll call me and be like, “I gotta go, heading into the gym.”

                  • J-FOH says:
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                    @Grey: can grandpa joe still kick your ass?

                    • Grey

                      Grey says:
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                      He’s got some hop in his step…BTW, he won’t respond if I were to call him that…So he doesn’t look old, he requests to only be called Joe, and to tell people I’m his neighborhood paper boy that he helped put through college…

  21. TheNewGuy says:
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    Effin Hunter Pence, only he could go from nuclear to nuclear disaster (0 for last 26!).

    Bench him for Kipnis or J-Roll at Util? Need power.

    • TheNewGuy says:
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      @TheNewGuy: Or Helton or Arcia actually.

      Critical time, every homer matters!

      • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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        @TheNewGuy: Ever try doing a little research? Who’s hot? Batter v Pitcher? Lefty vs right? Ballpark? You’ll find it’s much more rewarding…

        Oh I’m going out with a bang on you friend-o.

          • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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            @J-FOH: I do that every time I leave a bar at 2 a.m.

            • goodfold2 says:
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              @Grey: i can only imagine how long the exact same responses from the remaining bar ites would be . batter vs pitcher is non-predicative. Hot streaks are possibly useful though.

          • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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            @TheNewGuy: I’m trying to help myself by helping you think independently so I don’t have to read your lame questions every day next year.

            • TheNewGuy says:
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              @CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole: Hey it aint just me! I used to be better actually but I guess reading everyone else’s questions gets contagious.

              I’ll look at whos hot/cold, ballparks and team, but i don’t do righty/lefty splits or any of that shizz.

              Anyway if there was no questions Grey’s (unpaid) job would be boring!

              • CramYourCatcherQuestionUpYourCramhole says:
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                @TheNewGuy: No it’s not just you, but I hate you. So you’re gonna deal with this for one more day.

                  • goodfold2 says:
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                    @TheNewGuy: your name is more apt than you think if you’re figuring this out just now.

        • Prezzii says:
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          Youre on a roll!! Like pastrami, yo!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @TheNewGuy: in his mind he’s still stuck at the light switch

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @TheNewGuy: Eh, I’d keep playing Pence

  22. chillmodious says:
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    Maybe Delmon’s turned the corner. I just checked his game log and on September 13th (Erev Yom Kippur), he recorded a DNP. Hmmmm. Verrrry eeeenteresting. Maybe he was at home, davening? On the other hand, he did play the next day (instead of going to services with Sandy Koufax) and went 1-for-3 with a run scored and a walk. But on a third hand (which is actually a birth defect and should’ve been my second foot), Delmon Young doesn’t look like he’s fasted, well, ever. So now I’m all confused.

    • L-Boogie says:
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      @chillmodious: Whenever I read comments here, in my mind I picture the avatar saying it. Imaging Willie McGee talking about davening will be the highlight of my day.

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        HA

        • goodfold2 says:
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          @Grey: i can’t remember glass joe’s catchphrases to try this with your avatar.

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            Ha

  23. Mountain Man says:
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    If there is a one game playoff, the stats don’t count for Yahoo Roto or H2H leagues, correct? I couldn’t seem to find the answer on the site. Anyone know for sure? Thanks.

    • Wilsonian says:
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      @Mountain Man: nope. Those are considered playoff games and don’t count. Yahoo’s season ends Sunday, so after those games, no more games count.

    • Mountain Man says:
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      @Mountain Man:
      Thanks guys.

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        No problem

  24. Mariner Mike says:
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    Y. Petit vs. SD or A. Pettit vs Astros which one do you like importante game. thank you again

  25. Shake N Bacon says:
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    So evidently I’m very late to the party on this yahoo IP glitch thing, where you get all of your pitching stats on the day you go over your IP limit. For example, if I have 1 IP left before I reach my max IP, I can start 5 guys if I wanted to that day and get all of their stats from their starts. I guess it’s the same with games played for OF’s too.

  26. Cory says:
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    Grey:

    I’m here to eat, ingest, digest, regress and otherwise digress some crow. I challenged your assertion that Carlos Gomez would not bat .300 for the year (or even hold it by the AS break), and you were dead on. I humbly submit myself to a literary bashing of your choosing. As you prepare that whopper, I mustache you a question as well.

    My season has long been over, so a la the Cubs in every and the Giants in an even numbered year, I must look forward to next year. I am in a 14 team, 7×7 keeper league. Below are my top prospects (in order of priority) for retaining on my roster. Would like your view and also whether I should do a pre-season trade one of my starters (Ciueto, Miller, Holland) for a top SS or 2B (e.g., Segura or Phillips). Or should I hold on to my SPs? I’m generally a lot better at drafting/picking up good pitching than I am hitting (this year I grabbed, Cingrani and Salazar, for example). Any help appreciated, even if in the future imperfect tense.

    Once again, your columns are great.

    1. Posey
    2. Pujols
    3. C. Gomez
    4. Wil Myers
    5. A. Chapman
    6. S. Miller
    7. N. Cruz
    8. S. Romo
    9. Cueto

    On the bubble: Cingrani, A. Eaton, D. Holland, Salazar, Peralta

    • Cory says:
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      @Cory: Should have said: 10 keepers total.

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Oh, you keep 10? So Cingrani and Romo

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha… If you can trade Cueto, Holland or Miller for Segura, I’d do it… Posey, Myers, Pujols, Miller, Gomez, Aroldis… Cingrani over Romo…

  27. TheNewGuy says:
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    What about our razzball enter of season celebrations. We got the RCL winners, but we gonna have any awards ourselves, like commenter of the year, snarkiest commenter, biggest jerk, funniest guy etc. Would be a fun idea, just a thought.

    Could maybe even win a Razzball T-shirt! Oh wait no thats far too valuable…

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha

    • Asi Asi says:
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      @TheNewGuy: I vote for wake up. He is hilarious!

  28. Carl Hungis says:
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    Pick 6:
    Cespedes @ SEA
    Crisp @ SEA
    Carlos Gomez @ NYM
    Blackmon @ LAD
    Yelich vs. DET
    Starling Marte @ CIN
    Denard Span @ AZ
    Dominic Brown @ATL
    Could use RBI and steals.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Crisp, Marte, Brown, Span, Gomez, Cespedes

      • Carl Hungis says:
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        @Grey thanks

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  29. Fungazi says:
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    Used my last move of the week yesterday on Porcello, that’s just gravy

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Damn

      • Fungazi says:
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        @Grey: Probably not an easy question, but with the change in role would you leave him in your lineup for a couple of days and hope to grab some scoreless innings or bench him?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Leave him in the lineup

  30. fausto says:
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    Against your better judgement I grabbed Loney 2 days ago hes been 6-7 since rejoining my team for the 9th time this season. . So tonight im going WITH your better judgement and benching wilson@TEX and starting Sale vs KC. . Would you recommend benching Strop@stl?
    Era whip svs is what I’m chasing. He COULD help 2 of those 3 cats and maybe 3of 3 but only if Dale Sveum has the nards to stand up to epstein and put a STROP to illogical use of gregg at CL. ……Are pun points redeemable in
    the razzbal.com gift shop?
    I’m getting a shirt with some of my winnings either way prob gonna go with “SAGNOF” … unless you guys make a cooler one before then.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Bench Strop…Ha, they’re not redeemable…

  31. TheNewGuy says:
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    Talk that Rivera wants to see Outfield duty before he retires, I GOTTA see that.

    • TheNewGuy says:
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      @TheNewGuy: Doh its already in the comments (douchebag me)

  32. TheNewGuy says:
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    “Tell my fantasy owners they can start me,” Niese told MLB.com’s Anthony DiComo regarding the Mets’ season finale Sunday against the Brewers.

    Haha,fantasy baseball is slowly becoming more important than real baseball, soon it will take over the world!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      That’s funny

  33. Grey

    Grey says:
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    *****THERE’S A NEW POST FOR FOLLOWUPS FOR ME*****

  34. Teddy Heater says:
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    Grey,
    I need some W’s and K’s who do you like better today;
    Bailey @ Pit
    Gallardo @ NYN
    Vogelsong v SD

  35. Grey

    Grey says:
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    ******THERE’S A NEW POST FOR FOLLOWUPS FOR ME*****

    • goodfold2 says:
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      @Grey: but it’s sat? You gave the others the weekend off didn’t you.

      • goodfold2 says:
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        @goodfold2: never mind i have this and the newer post open at the same time. duh.

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