Closer Look
It’s good to be past the trading deadline. The closers that kept their job feel woobie-safe. Pull down the Murphy bed, Qualls is here to stay! You might be right, random italicized voice. Don’t forget, closers still find a way to lose their job. In the past week, Downs is down, Jenks looks jenky, Frank-Frank is a baby sneeze away from another stint on the DL, I fully expect Lindstrom to get back in the closer picture within two weeks and Nathan seems about as safe as they come and yet, he’s still just a closer. Look at the ground with your forward facing eyes and put some drops in the eyes in the back of your head. In other words, don’t settle in. Sleep is the cousin of death. Anyway, here’s all of the closers for your fantasy baseball team, as of right now:
$12 Salads
You know that restaurant your girlfriend/wife/what-have-you likes to go to that charges, like, $12 for a salad? Every time you go there, you have a thoroughly solid meal. No complaints, except you just paid $12 for a salad when you could’ve went to McDonald’s and stuffed you and your woman for ten schmools and had $2 in quarters left over to make the hotel bed vibrate. These closers are $12 salads.
1. Joe Nathan (+1) (Matt Guerrier, Jose Mijares)
2. Jonathan Papelbon (+2) (Takashi Saito, Hideki Okajima, Manny Delcarmen)
3. Francisco Rodriguez (-1) (Pedro Feliciano, Bobby Parnell)
4. Mariano Rivera (+2) (Phil Hughes)
5. Jonathan Broxton (-4) (Ramon Troncoso, George Sherrill)
Donkey-corns
Imagine you’re following a donkey, who’s wearing a wool cap, through a desert for 1700 miles. Why are you following a donkey? Because he promises you something wonderful and you just need to trust him. Does the donkey talk? Yes. Yes, he does talk. So when you and the donkey in the wool cap arrive at his destination, he removes his the wool cap to reveal a horn. The donkey is a unicorn and his gift to you for your trust is saves. These closers are Donkey-corns.
6. Heath Bell (-1) (Luke Gregerson, Mike Adams)
7. Joakim Soria (+14) (Juan Cruz, Jamey Wright)
8. Francisco Cordero (David Weathers, Arthur Rhodes, Nick Masset)
9. Jose Valverde (+11) (Chris Sampson, Alberto Arias, LaTroy Hawkins)
10. Ryan Franklin (Jason Motte, Kyle McClellan, Dennys Reyes)
11. Huston Street (+2) (Rafael Betancourt, Matt Daley)
12. David Aardsma (Sean White, Mark Lowe)
13. Brian Wilson (Jeremy Affeldt, Bob Howry)
14. Trevor Hoffman (+9) (Todd Coffey, Mitch Stetter)
15. Kevin Gregg (Carlos Marmol)
16. Fernando Rodney (Bobby Seay, Brandon Lyon)
17. Rafael Soriano (+2) (Mike Gonzalez, Peter Moylan)
18. J.P. Howell (+4) (Dan Wheeler, Grant Balfour, Joe Nelson)
19. Brian Fuentes (-10) (Jason Bulger, Darren Oliver, Justin Speier)
20. Chad Qualls (+8) (Jon Rauch)
21. Brad Lidge (-3) (Ryan Madson)
Brain Freeze
I’m going on a picnic and I’m bringing apples, bananas and Troy Percival– Wait, he just gave up 12 earned runs and hit Pena in the head with a pickoff throw. Brain freeze! Make it stop! Use the following closers at your own risk.
22. Matt Capps (+4) (Jesse Chavez)
23. Kerry Wood (+2) (Chris Perez, Joe Smith)
24. Mike MacDougal (+5) (Sean Burnett, Jason Bergmann)
25. Andrew Bailey (-12) (Michael Wuertz, Brad Ziegler)
26. Frank Francisco/C.J. Wilson (-2) (Darren O’Day)
27. Bobby Jenks (-10) (Matt Thornton, Octavio Dotel, Scott Linebrink)
28. Jason Frasor (-2) (Scott Downs, Brandon League)
29. Leo Nunez (Matt Lindstrom, Kiko Calero, Dan Meyer)
30. Jim Johnson (-11) (Danys Baez, Chris Ray, Billy Ray Valentine)
Tags: Alberto Arias, Andrew Bailey, Arthur Rhodes, Bob Howry, Bobby Jenks, Bobby Parnell, Bobby Seay, Brad Lidge, Brad Ziegler, Brandon League, Brandon Lyon, Brian Fuentes, Brian Wilson, C.J. Wilson, Carlos Marmol, Chad Qualls, Chris Perez, Chris Ray, Chris Sampson, Closers, Dan Meyer, Dan Wheeler, Danys Baez, Darren O'Day, Darren Oliver, David Aardsma, David Weathers, Dennys Reyes, Fernando Rodney, Francisco Cordero, Francisco Rodriguez, Frank Francisco, George Sherrill, Grant Balfour, Heath Bell, Hideki Okajima, Huston Street, J.P. Howell, Jamey Wright, Jason Bergmann, Jason Bulger, Jason Frasor, Jason Motte, Jeremy Affeldt, Jesse Chavez, Jim Johnson, Joakim Soria, Joe Nathan, Joe Nelson, Joe Smith, Jon Rauch, Jonathan Broxton, Jonathan Papelbon, Jose Mijares, Jose Valverde, Juan Cruz, Justin Speier, Kerry Wood, Kevin Gregg, Kiko Calero, Kyle McClellan, LaTroy Hawkins, Leo Nunez, Luke Gregerson, Manny Delcarmen, Mariano Rivera, Mark Lowe, Matt Capps, Matt Daley, Matt Guerrier, Matt Lindstrom, Matt Thornton, Michael Wuertz, Mike Adams, Mike Gonzalez, Mike MacDougal, Mitch Stetter, Nick Masset, Octavio Dotel, Pedro Feliciano, Peter Moylan, Phil Hughes, Rafael Betancourt, Rafael Soriano, Ramon Troncoso, Ryan Franklin, Ryan Madson, Scott Downs, Scott Linebrink, Sean Burnett, Sean White, Takashi Saito, Todd Coffey, Tony Pena, Trevor Hoffman





August 3rd, 2009 at 11:31 am
Think Accardo takes the job away from Frasor?
Best bang from here on out: Luke Scott or Aubrey Huff
Prior year splits tell me Huff.
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@Jackie: I think Frasor will be okay. Huff
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Anybody starting Harang vs the Cubbies?
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@john: I am, but I’m worried and I’d sit him in 12 team leagues and shallower.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
@Grey: Yea, I am very scarred..shaking in my boots, even. So I think I’m gonna sit him.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
Grey,
My lester for his victorino?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
start him. he’s solid
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:49 am
Harang will be great.
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@Broadstreetbrawler: It’s fair, depends what you need.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
@Grey: Tony Pena doesn’t play for the D-Backs anymore.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
@mike: Despite the wishful thinking, the 33 hits and 19 ER in his last 4 outings scares me. Not to mention his not so great performance against the Cubbies last time
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August 3rd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Billy Ray Valentine as in Eddie Murphy in Trading Places?
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@Stephen: I blame my copy and paste function.
@RIP Harry: Yup
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August 3rd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Who would you gamble on as a keeper for 2010? Blanks, Marte, Snider.
Also, which one might surprise with strong September stats?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
@Grey: stauffer vs atl or matusz vs det
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@Jif & The Choosy Mothers: Marte – Snider
@AL KOHOLIC: Stauffer
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August 3rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I don’t think “Jim Dandy…” in the last post realized that clicking the arrow automatically retypes the commenter’s full name…
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@Dingo: I’m guessing not.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
so i was just checking out the Orioles schedule, right now i own Tillman but looking at who the O’s are gonna be playing im not sure if i want to keep him. What do you think? He’s hardly trade bait, and there are pitchers like Stauffer available
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@black love: I could see going with Stauffer instead. The O’s schedule isn’t pretty in September.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Not one schmo had gone $5 FAAB on Sergio Mitre the past two weeks in my 12-team AL-only league. So, down to my last $5 FAAB for the season and knowing that I could in no way compete in going for bigger named free agents, I did the unthinkable. I shot the $5 wad on Mitre and added him to my first place team.
Sometime thereafter, I was having a conversation with Random Italicized Voice (RIV) and felt compelled to explain that I’d lost three starting pitchers and was a little desperate. Then out of nowhere this Unicorn Who Swears He’s A Donkey (UWSHAD) butts in to say “the bastard is going to go out and pitch 5 innings this week, give up 9 baserunners, 5 earned runs, and the Yankees are going to win 7-5.”
I said “so I get the win, huh?” RIV jumped back in saying “hey dumbass, you sure know how to F up a bold print dream, don’t you? I really knew I was in trouble when I told RIV I’d put Mitre into my starting lineup this week and his response came out un-italicized.
So is there any sanity to picking up Mitre or do you continue to be RIV and UWSHAD backers?
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@A Jim Dandy Of A Long Ass Name Just To See If You’ll Include It All When Responding After The @ Sign: I think you did fine. You’re non-RIV was dead-on. You can’t get anyone else with $5 left.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Who would you spot start on Tuesday :
Holland @ Oak
Hochevar vs Sea
Matusz @ Det
?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Is Ian Stewart worth more than an Elijah Dukes or Fukudome the rest of the way? If I remember correctly, folks on the Razz are high on this guy but his stats leave me feeling iffy about making a switch.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Stewart qualifies at 2B and aside from one month where he hit .149, he has hit in the .250 range all other months. Even in July when his power numbers were down a bit, he scored 18 runs.
Check out his career numbers. In his first 500+ at bats, he has hit 28 homers and driven in 100 runs.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
@Grey: So I missed out on picking up Soriano (1st waiver priority grabbed him), but the same guy that dropped Soriano just dropped Furcal.
I drafted Reyes but he still resides on my DL, so I’m wondering who will be more valuable for the rest of the season? (aka, please rank)
Reyes, Furcal, F. Lopez
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August 3rd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
i cant see reyes running even when he gets back,in fact if the mets dont make a solid push for the playoffs,he might not be back,just missed another running drill with tightness
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@Vince: None on certain teams… Then Holland.
@PhillyYorker: I agree with Jackie.
@john: Why is this guy dropping people? You should have the commissioner lock his team. Furcal, Reyes, Lopez…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@Grey: I have no idea, I mean he’s in 2nd to last place but because our league is pretty competetive he’s only 7 games out of the playoffs (H2H). I would say maybe he’s trying to go with the hot as he picked up O. Cab, but Furcal has been kinda hot recently as well.
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@john: Oh, so he’s just getting antsy. No need to lock that then.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Can you rank these guys A. based on value for rest of this season B. Keeper value beyond this year.
Mat Latos, Chris Tillman, Brian Matusz, Derek Holland, J.A. Happ, Randy Wells
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@Spaceman.Spiff: A. Wells, Happ, Latos… B. Tillman, Matusz…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
@Grey: Yea, I suppose so and hopefully to my benefit.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Jaime Moyer and Tim Stauffer are scheduled for 2 starts this week.
Stauffer: both at home, vs. Atlanta (Vazquez) and vs. Mets (Santana)*
Moyer: both at home, vs. Colorado and vs. Florida (he’s great against the ‘lins, but crappy at home)
*I’m only noting opposing pitchers because they’re both tough
I think I’m liking… Stauffer. True or False?
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@peter: True
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@peter: i’d go stauffer. i’m starting latos at home v. atl and nym, and against lesser opposing SPs.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
@peter: Super true!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Wiggy or Burrell?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@Grey: How do you like Holland as a grabbed-him-off-the-wire-so he’s-cheap keeper?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I did what you said and got Gallardo a month ago. Still can’t take first thanks to terrible ERA, Win, and generally average pitching stats left over prior to a couple trades. Trade deadline coming. Help me Obi-Wan.
C Bengie Molina
1B Prince Fielder, Carlos Peña
2B Chase Utley, Aaron Hill
3B Ryan Zimmerman, Maicer Izturis
SS Ryan Theriot, Jason Bartlett
LF Ryan Braun, Raúl Ibañez
CF Matt Kemp, Grady Sizemore
RF Jacoby Ellsbury, Nick Swisher
Util Andrew McCutchen, Josh Willingham
BN Brandon Inge, David Murphy
SP James Shields, Jered Weaver, Yovani Gallardo, Dan Haren, Ricky Romero
RP Jonathan Broxton, Bobby Jenks, Andrew Bailey, David Aardsma, Dan Meyer
P Max Scherzer
DL Jake Peavy
Unlike prior years, I really want to win this one.
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@TheGreatVeto: Wiggy
@Steve: Potentially.
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@You Told Me To Take Followups to Here: Are you starting two outfielders at every spot or is that bench depth? Can you trade Shields, Inge and Swisher for, say, Wainwright?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@Grey: Cool. Tillman was on the wire too so grabbed him as well.
Can’t believe Al K didn’t have him already.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@Steve: the o`s have a tough schedule coming up,i had him for his 1st start but luckily didnt throw him,was hoping for a big game and some trade value,im falling in our keeper and unless i add a big bat or get a couple guys hot im done
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@AL KOHOLIC: Yeah – not really planning to use him.
You’re falling – I’ve fallen. Just trying to gather some cheap guys. Fowler, Stewart, Holland, Tillman…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
The Dread Pirate or Posednik for the rest of the year ? I need avg and SB.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
@Steve: im wanting dye,make me an offer
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@AL KOHOLIC: Haven’t had him long myself!
I need power too…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
oswalt to miss next start
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@Steve: hailton was inexpensive keeper and i have a few other $5 keepers or a couple vets,let me know
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
hamilton
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Anybody know if Hart is going to the DL or not?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
@AL KOHOLIC: So Hamilton would be $22 if I acquired him and kept him next year, right?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@Steve: yes
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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
@GTS: He is in Yahoo…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm
@SamYo: If you’re just looking at avg & SB, I think it’s kind of a push. Podsednik’s running more often, but McCutchen isn’t getting caught as much. But McCutchen will help you elsewhere, too, so I’d rather have him.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@Grey Two for every spot. Bet I could pull off that trade, I’ll try.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINI-DONKEY!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
And a HR for Miggy too, Mets getting banged around early.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
@Elijah: My H2H opponent has TWO players active today.
Of course, one is Mini-Donkey.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
@Elijah: And the other is Montero.
Sheesh!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
He’s 26 today.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@Steve:
Sorry, but I literally was Laughing Out Loud at that one.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Gregg unavailable tonight cause of tired arm. Just in case this turns into a DL stint, Marmol next? Or could Grabow be in line next and keep Marmol where he is? Thanks
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
@Elijah: That’s fine.
I was totally expecting it to happen.
I own Haren in my H2H league and Miggy in the RCL, so it’s not so bad.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Gregg to Disgraceful List?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
It’s a bad day to be a pitcher in Motown.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Sweet, my H2H has Verlander.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I’ve managed to climb from last to 6th place now, actually have a shot at the playoffs after a horrendous, injury plagued start.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
@Elijah: How appropriate that on his 26th birthday he hits HR# … oh wait, never mind.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
HOME RUN MINI DONKEY!!!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@Elijah: haha that ball hadnt even landed before you got that comment in
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@Elijah: OK – losing my sense of humour here a little…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Its almost impossible to hit it out to right center in Mets stadium for a Righty too, amazing.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
@Steve:
Think how the Mets fans feel…I think thats more HR’s than Wright has hit all year, heh.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
thats a double donk
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@Ham:
I can tell when he hits one just watching how it leaves the bat. Tho it almost fell in that gigantic alley at Metco.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@Elijah: And of course Montero follows with a single!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@Elijah: Can every day be Mini-Donkey’s birthday?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@Steve: just hope montero gets majority of the starts
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Jupp…Mets pitching is an embarrassment.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
MARK has 4 Homers in Metco this year, he’s 1 off the lead (5) for all players INCLUDING THE METS. hahahahahahaha
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@Elijah: yeah,id quit pushing anyone on thier dl and tell them to get healed for next year
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I offered Mark Reynolds straight up for Jonathan Broxton back in May, in the middle of his first tear, and before I was a believer. I was turned down. In fact, no one wanted a piece of Reynolds.
Am I the luckiest man alive?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
@Joel: I offered Reynolds and Votto for David Wright in mid-May and was rejected. When Votto went on the DL, I was frustrated that I didn’t get that trade to work, but in hindsight, I think I dodged a bullet.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Kid might hit 50 this year, hes just white-hot right now. Grey might have been right about the All-Star snubbage.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Parra 3-3. Was surprised to hear he leads NL rookies in RBIs.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:05 pm
What? No 3-run HR?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Was a laser shot right to the 3b for an out.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 pm
@Grey: Stewart just got dropped by the guy i traded him to for Alexei when he was on the DL. I just picked up O-Cab. Drop the hot bat in O-Cab for Stewart to fill my MI slot?
Also I had asked about Wigginton or G.Jones over FraGu. Does Wigginton have more value as an MI than OF? There’s still some decent talent out there in my 10 team 4 OF 1 UT league.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I had the opposite “problem”….guy threw so much talent at me that I had no choice but to trade Reynolds a couple weeks ago. Trade has worked well for but I still miss the Mini-Donkey….that kid is a fun guy to have on your team.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Ugh – I’ve got both Doumit and G. Jones. Bases are loaded with no outs and Doumit and Jones are on 2nd and 3rd, so I’m thinking I’m pretty much guaranteed at least one run, right? Wrong. Delwyn Young grounds into a double play (Jones out at home), and Andy LaRoche pops out.
Pittsburgh!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 pm
@mgeoffriau: what’d you get for him?
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@SamYo: The Dread Pirate
@GTS: Yup
@Elijah: Nice!
@timSTi: I’d hold on O-Cab. More value as an infielder for Wigginton.
@Dingo: Ha!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
next in line in Chicago.. Marmol still? or does Grabow serve as next in line to keep marmol in his role now? thanks
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@Grey: What value do you think Beltre has coming back?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
In a league where I just traded steals for power, I find myself needing more steals all of a sudden. Would I be selling too low on Garret Jones if I traded him for Elvis Andrus?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Alright, if David Ortiz going 0-5 with 1 RBI in an 18-10 game is a ticker tease, what is the term for a situation where the Rays put up 10 runs and you check the box score and your starting OF, the Rays’ leadoff man, gets a DNP next to his name?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@jbatkins: I’m thinking it’s “Ticker-Punch-to-the-Nads,” but I am not good at naming things.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Someone just offered me F-Rod, Soria & Chamberlain but I have to give up Howell, Qualls & Aardsma. Would you pull the trigger?
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@Ham: Marmol
@Robert: He wasn’t doing anything when he was out there the first half of the season.
@Corey: It’s okay, if you need steals. A bit low. Maybe go for Nyjer.
@jbatkins: Ha!
@G: That trade’s fine for you.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
@Dingo: I gave up Peavy, Javy Vazquez, and Reynolds, and I got Josh Hamilton, Aramis Ramirez, Asdrubal, and Cliff Lee.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Drop Hart for Ankiel, Matsui, or Burrell?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
or Laporta?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
@mgeoffriau: Can you explain to me where the name Mini-Donkey comes from? I want to use it, but I feel I can’t do so without knowing the history. All I know is that he drinks your milkshake up.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:30 pm
He’s the smaller, sleeker version of the Big Donkey (aka Adam Dunn)
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 pm
It’s like an Adam Dunn you can carry in your pocket.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 pm
@Elijah: I had Mini – Donkey last year. All of these stories of moon shot home runs and piss rods in the power alley make me sad. I miss the Mini – Donkey.
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@Pete: Burrell
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
The story, for those who haven’t heard, started after my league draft (we take it pretty seriously even tho theres no money), I started ripping on one of my rivals for taking Adam Dunn in r5 when I got Reynolds in r1000. He was saying Reynolds was crap etc etc, I kept saying Reynolds was gonna be just as good as Dunn but more steals and he plays 3b, that he was the “Mini-Donkey”, smaller but faster etc. I certainly got the last laugh on that one.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
@Pops:
The crazy thing is it wasn’t a piss rod into the power alley it was a piss rod to the opposite field alley, and in Metco!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Then he strikes out twice just to even things out heh.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Do I start Kuroda tomorrow?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Thanks Grey! One last thing, my lineups have been rotating Hart, Fowler, and Mccutch for a while now and after having Mccutch on my bench for his 3 hrs I’ve had enough. Is it safe to have the Pirate be my everyday OF?
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@Mike: Sure
@Pete: At this point, I’d hope so.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
@Grey:
Quentin or Matsui?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
@jbatkins: Hey, he could’ve started and gone 0-4 or 0-3 like Longoria and Zobrist did. That game was a veritable ticker belly dance.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Qualls, you donkey-corn you.
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@Elijah: Quentin
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
OK, I had Hart but of course he’s pretty much shelved.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
12 teams, H2H, 5×5, Non Keeper
Would you rather have Span or Morgan for the rest of the season?
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@Vince: Nyjer
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 pm
@Grey: Thanks!
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August 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
@Grey: Would you touch Stauffer with a 10 foot pole tomorrow vs Atl?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@john: I’m touching him with a three-foot one.
Of course I might beat the living daylights out of him with it afterwards, but I’m starting him.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@john: he told me yes on stauffer
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August 3rd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Neftali Feliz struck out the side in a perfect inning for his MLB debut. I can see him having beast #s the last 2 months of the season, unfortunately as a middle reliever though.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
ah,the old disappearing site trick he he
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August 3rd, 2009 at 8:50 pm
anyone else notice brett anderson has been real hot lately?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
@AL KOHOLIC: He’s going pretty good.
Except, from memory, the one day I started him.
Be nice if Latos could get out of this jam…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
@AL KOHOLIC: @Steve: Thanks..I think I’ll grab him but I’m sticking with my 10 foot pole Steve, 3 feet is too close for my liking
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August 3rd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
@Steve: ha granted,,i have him also
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August 3rd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
feliz throwing strikes,the rest will take care of itself if he can do that
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August 3rd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
huff had another productive night,finnaly he is getting hot
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@AL KOHOLIC: Yeah, Anderson’s been great.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Who to drop in order to start Stauffer tomorrow?
Blanks
Dukes
Fowler
Or none of ‘em?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
c.j gets smacked now hoffman vs manny bases loaded 2 out,i own them both
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August 3rd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
@Steve: me,i would drop dukes
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@Steve: Fowler
@AL KOHOLIC: CJ killed me.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@Grey: Anderson is one I had not noticed. Would you rather have him or Price on your team for the rest of the season. I have Price and Anderson is available at the moment.
Also, if G. Jones has settled down when Snider comes up, would you rather have Snider? Thanks
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
@Grey: Sorry for the annoying follow up, but Stauffer a better start than Holland?
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:24 pm
@Steve: Never mind. Too slow on Holland. Stauffer it is.
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@Robert: Price since you can’t drop Anderson in September when he probably gets shutdown.
@Steve: I would’ve said Stauffer anyway.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Rumor on my Cubs message board (northsidebaseball.com) is Jake Fox will attempt to play 2B after the season in the Fall League…close to zero chance it works, but has potential to be awesome for fantasy purposes next season if he somehow becomes serviceable there
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August 4th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Grey, I like your stuff, but what has Mariano Rivera done to you to be ranked below Papelbon and Franky Rodriguez? He has superior numbers to both of those guys this year. And he had better numbers than both of those guys last year as well. And I’m pretty sure he was good before that as well… someone please back me up on that one. We’re talking about the greatest closer ever in the prime of his career (yes, for Mariano, the late 30s have been better than ever). And don’t cop out by telling me that #4 is still a pretty high ranking and you consider them all similar. Tell me why you have Mariano ranked below Papelbon and K-Rod.
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August 4th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Personally, I think MacDougal is my favorite kind of donkey-corn. He’s got the job for the rest of the year, no matter what. When a team just gives up, there’s a lot less pressure on the closer. Plus, he was a freebie. That’s why I only target closers on crappy teams. Hell, even Matt Capps still has his job. And how much are those 23 earned runs really hurting you anyway?
I couldn’t care less about a closer’s ratios. Which is strange (or maybe not?) since I’m a big-time Mr. B. I get closers for nothing, and saves for free.
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@Marc: I were trading for one of those three, I’d prefer the 27 or 28 year old over the 39 year old.
@wreckless: MacDougal’s been fine, but he’s a hiccup away from a breakdown.
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August 8th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
K-Rod: 3.31 ERA, 1.35 WHIP, 50 Ks, 2 Ws, 24 SVs
Mariano Rivera: 1.91 ERA, 0.89 WHIP, 52 Ks, 1 W, 31 SVs
But, but… K-Rod is the better choice for the next 2 months because he is younger!!!!
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