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Juice Jones is our MC Skat Kat.  That’s right.  We have a Razzball Podcast Football theme song and it’s got a rap interlude.  And Juice Jones says, “It’s Razzball, baby,” and I nearly lose it.  It’s Razzball, baby!  Wow.  If you want to hear our entire fantasy football podcast then go over to that side of things.  

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Right when the podcast started, Wandy was traded to the Pirates, but we don’t talk about that trade much at all because I got the sense Nick didn’t believe me when I announced it.  We do discuss Jeffrey Loria and his stupid aqua-orange fetish that’s only surpassed by his lies and deceit.  

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In addition to the podcast, wanted to announce we are now selling Razzball T-Shirts. Again. These shirts are your basic top-of-the-line, can’t-find-them-anywhere-else, made-from-the-hoofs-of-small-piglets, and shipped-in-from-Oregon shirts.  Your usual shizz!  One shirt is designed by a cartoonist.  Another shirt is designed by me, so it reads simply SAGNOF!  

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Maybe you heard this one before?  Yeah, of course you did.  As Fran Drescher would tell you, it’s not whining, I’m nasally.  In this very special episode of the Razzball Podcast, we have no guests.  I know, bummer.  Well, I asked you people to bother The Rasmus Girl on Twitter to get her to come on the show, but I think she ignored our pleas. 

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