Week 4 has come and gone and we didn’t have a top 25 player get suspended for PED use, hurrah! Also, the fantasy prospects deities of choice graced us with Cody Bellinger! If you play in any RCLs that Ralph doesn’t, I hope you were able to scoop the kid. If Ralph is in your league, my condolences. The man loves him some rookie nookie. I realized last Tuesday that Ralph and I are in way too many leagues together as I arrived 5 minutes late to the free agent adding party. Three out of eight leagues isn’t too bad though and those that stuck with Bellinger got treated to a double dong Saturday. Just like that Cody Bellinger has done more for my fantasy teams than Joc Pederson. Take your time coming off the DL Joc, Cody’s got this. At 92% ownership in RCLs, I don’t think I’m the only one echoing those sentiments to keep Belinger in the lineup. The rookie call-up is pretty funny in redrafts, you never know when the next Mike Trout will be called up to help win you your league. Lewis Brinson? Austin Meadows? Yoan Moncada? You just never know. Well, maybe Ralph knows. Let’s check in on Ralph’s team(s) and the rest of the week that was week 4 in the RCLs:Please, blog, may I have some more?
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George JB. Much like our founding fathers, M@ and I, the league’s John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson worked hard to redraft our constitution, and bring prosperity to all those affected by King George JB’s extreme taxation. Through these wars waged by an army of rag tag farmers, a great general emerged. Who is this great general? Our George Washington, if you will. None other than the original smoothie himself, Captain of the clean gooch, one Nick The Dick. Under the courageous command of Nick, and his Captain Jaaaaaake, Razz30 has taken on all comers, and anyone looking to down our new found utopia. There is no 30 team league in the land where it’s citizen’s are better educated, better looking, or just plain better. Our gooches are hairless, but our faces are not. We trade like spice merchants in the ports of the Orient! We pillage the posts of our enemies! We chat like high school girls on social messaging apps. We’re the league you wish you played in. It’s the Razz30 Update for April in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen. Claws Up for my Family!
Three weeks in and I’m sure there’s some of you out there pressing as much as Jose Abreu right now. Is it too soon to be worried that you’re falling behind in stolen bases? Probably not, unless of course you lost Starling Marte for 80 games. What a bummer. You can’t hold a guy on the bench for half the season, can you? I’ve seen him dropped in several leagues and picked right back up. I don’t think I’d have the stomach to waste a roster spot for 3 months, but to each their own. After next week we’ll be at a good point to stop and assess our teams as well as start scouring for trades to address whatever weaknesses we find. It’s still early folks and there’s no reason to be dropping a guy like Jose Abreu or doing anything else crazy just yet.
A big thank you to Rudy and Malamoney this week as we now have Master Standings! Who’s numero uno? You’ll have to read on to see. We also now have data that helps me put together the weekly leaders and the Team Of The Week! I’m giddy, are you? If so, let’s go check out the goods:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I hope everyone had a fun second week. There was some good, like Eric Thames going bonkers in five straight. There was also some bad, like whatever it is Byron Buxton is doing (nothing). Giancarlo finally went yard, now let’s see if Mookie Betts, Jose Abreu, Jose Bautista and Hanley Ramirez can take the hint. Geez, no wonder all my teams are starting so slow.
It’s the silly season for our leagues at this point, where we can have huge swings in the standings based on 2-3 good days of stats. Only two teams remain in the top 10 from last week and one of them just so happens to be the first place team. Let’s take a look at the standings as well as some trades in the RCLs this week.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Maybe it’s Byron Buxton’s incredible slump, maybe it’s the lack of HRs from Giancarlo Stanton, maybe it’s because I own(ed) Luke Gregerson on way too many team but opening week isn’t going as well as I’d hoped. Don’t get me wrong, I’m giddy to have baseball back and be back on the RCL grind. I’d be lying though if I said getting off to a slow start doesn’t matter week 1. Everyone wants to start the first week leading their league. I always dream of going wire to wire. It’s not happening for me in any RCLs this year, but it’s a long season, plenty of time to win these things. Are you slugging your way to the top of your league via George Springer? Maybe you’ve Kendall Graveman’d yourself to the front of the pack instead. Either way, I hope your roto point floweth over. Trea Turner owners, (I have 1 share) I send my condolences. No one likes a hammy injury for their young speedster. Anthony Rizzo and Miguel Cabrera owners, the support group meeting is tonight at 7 in the basement of the town library. I’ll bring the Cracker Jack, you bring the Big League Chew and we’ll have a prayer octagon.
Already the RCL battle has been waged on the waiver wire as the race to grab that sweet SAGNOF started early. Roberto Osuna made a surprise DL appearance and Jason Grilli was the first add of the year for those seeking cheap saves. Jeanmar Gomez became the first victim of the closerpocolypse this year and to everyone’s surprise it was not Hector Neris, but 39 year old Joaquin Benoit, who got the keys to the 9th from Pete Mackrackhead. I can’t wait to see how long that lasts. Let’s take a look now at which RCL teams are getting an early jump on their league standings:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Since this post goes live on Fridays, in order to give participants that right amount of time to make their picks, and the weekly scoring period doesn’t end until Sunday night, we are always going to be about a week and a half behind in reporting the winners. For instance, right now week one’s contest is in full swing. Literally. Pun intended. However, since week 1 doesn’t conclude until this Sunday night, I won’t know who won until then. And even then it will probably be more like Monday when I get around to tabulating the results. Does anyone tabulate anymore? Or is it that they just don’t use the word?
So here’s how I’m going to handle the organization of this contest. On Fridays the contest post for the coming week will be announced right here. At the same time I will announce the winner from the contest two weeks earlier since this will be my first opportunity to do so. I addition I will let you know who is winning the current contest from the previous week. So on Fridays I will tell you what I can about the contest that is still in play. This will include who is winning as well as some other semi useless details.
The exception to this process will be this week’s post since we do not have any winners yet to declare.
For those of you anxious for updates I will be tweeting out random updates throughout the week. However, the winners will only be announced right here in this post on Razzball. When announcing the winner, this post will also highlight the top batter from that week.
Without further ado, let’s talk about Week 1…Please, blog, may I have some more?
After fourteen drafts/auctions I am finally done selecting players. It was a long (and tiring) stretch of two weeks, but I don’t regret one thing. Although give me a few more days of watching my pitchers get knocked around and I might have a change of heart. The aforementioned drafts consisted of four points league auctions, one points league snake draft, five various mock drafts with the fantasy baseball gurus over at CBS, and four Razzball Commentator Leagues, concluding with the Razzball Experts league. Towards the end, my selections almost began to feel robotic. Something akin to a human auto-drafter. And while we’re discussing auto-drafting, I’d like to announce that I hate auto-drafters. Not the actual person, but the act of auto-drafting. Unless you’ve actually taken the time to legitimately rank your players, your presence (or lack there of) at our draft annoys me. And if you end up with two or more catchers or a handful of middle relievers/closers I’m talking about you.
Of all the drafts/auctions I participated in the one I’d like to discuss is the experts points league auction for the league known as The Points League. I’ve accepted that points leagues are the red-headed step child of fantasy baseball, but the bottom line is that many do play the format. Despite this fact most “experts” refuse to give points leagues much, if any, attention. And if they are in a points leagues, they generally don’t publicize as much. I bet the number of closet points league players is staggering. It’s 2017 people, you can come out of the closet.
A few weeks back I decided I was going to attempt to organize an experts points leagues by inviting some very smart, and mostly respected, fantasy baseball analysts/writers from across the online world of fantasy baseball. When all was said and done, and the league was filled, here are the fierce competitors vying to be the champion of The Points League:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Draft season is done and over. Did that seem to drag or what? I’m pretty sure I had a draft every night for about 11 straight days there. I’m ready for real baseball. You can close out of your cheat sheets now. Take a breathe….OK stop….time to get on the RCL grind! Grab your caffeine vessel of choice and start researching tomorrow’s batty calls.
We’ll be looking at all the draft data that all of you contributed from the evening of February 22nd all the way until this past Sunday night. That’s just over a month of draft data to break down, dissect and tear apart. Next week, we’ll be able to dig into all those RCL teams a bit, but this week, it’s all about those drafts. Without further ado, let’s dig into how the RCLers drafted this year.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Long ago, when I was but a young boy, I would decipher Matthew Berry articles on ESPN, strategizing for my fantasy baseball draft with all my closest associates, writhing in anticipation. Soaked like I was just urinated on by a large pack of giraffes, waking up from dreams soaked in sweat, I wasn’t sure if this was all real or not. Did I really help cover up the murder of a stripper last night? Did I sleep with Anna-Nicole Smith? Isn’t she dead? I just adored fantasy baseball! Anyway, this went on for a few years until a grand man by the name of Josephine Morris told me of a certain gentleman, a mustached little man who curiously resembled Don Mattingly. Josephine told me:
“You, Tehol, my closest and must trusted friend, have mastered fantasy baseball. That is, mastered it against peasants like our peanut-brained friends… but if you want to go to another level of metaphysical wizardry, well, then you must go to a a little place where the beer flows like wine and the seagulls flock like the salmon of Capistrano… a little place called… Razzball.com…”
The rest is history. But now you know there was a man named Grey Albright and he saved me… in every way a person can be saved.Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’m trying an experiment. I’m writing this opening lede before the actual draft. I wish there was some way to timestamp this, but you’ll have to take my word for it. *cracks knuckles* Here we go! Ooh, Tehol grabbed Dominic Brown! Wow, he must be expecting a bounce back, or Dominic Brown is his daddy. Like a teamster painter, I’m leaning on the latter. Damn, Rappin’ Ralph grabbed Benintendi, Manuel Margot, and Roman Quinn? Rookies are his ‘Bud Fox’s Bluestar.’ Oh my God, Rudy grabbed three catchers! (I had an advantage predicting this one, because I knew Rudy was autodrafting due to a family obligation.) Jay grabbed Chase Headley with the 5th round pick and R.A. Dickey in the 7th! In the chatroom, Malamoney asked how many points a home run gets in this league? Yes, of course, he did! JB drafted Joe Ross, then called me on speakerphone from an internet cafe where WHERE ARE YOU NOW?! is playing. MattTruss drafted…Actually I don’t know what Truss will do, which has me worried. Stupid wild cards! And, of course, I drafted Rougned Odor. Boy, that was a fun draft, and Tehol only timed out on his picks three times trying to get his Periscope thing to work. *reading back what I wrote after the draft* Well, I got the Odor part right. Anyway, here’s my thoughts on our RCL draft, it’s a 12-team, mixed league:Please, blog, may I have some more?