More like the weekend that was, amiright? Despite the three day work week for us fantasy baseballers, there are still numbers to be crunched, standings to be compiled and trades to be analyzed. No rest for the weary here at Razzball HQ. The Razzball Commenter Leagues march on. It’s interesting that it seems like everyone really stepped away from it all during the time off. Only two trades were completed during the four day hiatus. Friday and Saturday things picked right back up though. Maybe, like VictoriaB, everyone was sitting in the corner rocking and crying while they waited for baseball to return. Let’s take a look at those trades and what else happened in RCLs in the shortened week that was, week 15.Please, blog, may I have some more?
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Happy All Star Break my fellow RCLers. The Razzball Commenter Leagues can take a toll on your time, you social life and your personal hygiene. I hope you’ve used the break to take a shower, get out of your sweat pants and get reacquainted with your roommates, also known as, your family. They’ve missed you. Spend a moment and remind them that you are in fact, alive and well and that you haven’t been held against your will for the past 14 weeks in an old abandoned mine in the local woods. In fact, you’ve just been winning fantasy baseball leagues. You know, just like you idol, Grey Albright. Speaking of Grey, he made a big splash in the top 10 overall this week and there is a new overall leader in the Master Standings. Is it Grey? Is it a robot? The suspense is killing you, I know. Check out this and other RCL drama in the week that was, week 14:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy post-4th of July Razzball Commenter Leaguers! Is it odd that this is the only holiday we refer to by the date? Sure, it’s really “Independence Day”, but no one calls it that. I suppose there is Cinco de Mayo, but that feels different. Just a random thought. This week not only marks the birthday of our fine U.S. of A., but more importantly, marks the halfway point of the fantasy baseball season! We just finished week 13 and there are exactly 13 weeks remaining. While we typically use the All Star Break to mark the unofficial halfway point, this week is the real deal. If you were exactly on pace with your games started, you would have 90 on the button. You can use that as a nice gauge to see if you need to be streaming your buns off the next 13 weeks or if you can chill out a bit and wait for the choice match-ups. This week, in addition to the weekly leaders we will take a look at our halfway point leaders. It will be a quick shoutout to those teams that have started hot in each of the roto categories. Obviously, our team of the halfway point is the leader of our Master Standings. Is it a human or is it a bot? Let’s take a look at that and the rest of the week that was week 13 in the Razzball Commenter Leagues:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The answer is “foul balls”. What is “what do you see in the majority of men’s locker rooms on a weekday afternoon?” We asked 100 women, what is the top reason you refuse to give a man oral sex? Survey says “foul balls!” FOUL B_LLS. Pat, I’d like to buy a vowel. Speaking of which, what kind of @sshole buys a vowel in this position. Solve the freaking puzzle and save the $250. Despite not being able to hit the ball in fair territory, week 12’s winner thrived on foul balls. Are foul balls even a category in any league? If there’s a site that tracks foul ball stats I’m starting a foul ball league next year. How about foul balls and fielders choices. Who’s with me?Please, blog, may I have some more?
As the sun sets on another month of action in the baddest dynasty league this side of Bangkok. We check in on the happenings of the Razz30. By now the reputation of the Crab Army has reached the farthest corners of the earth scarring everyone from Rudy Poo Giants to Kim Jong Un. While controversy has been lacking the past month or so, the Crabs have been patiently waiting for their next beef. Who wants it? Will a challenger emerge? A question that in all likelihood will remain unanswered. So what have we been up to? The reality is as simple as a pancake but as complex as a transmission. The short answer, a little this, and a little that. We’ve bonded over looming and the softness of a homemade Turkish bath towel. We asked the hard questions like, is the Brewers Jared Hughes a serial killer as his ESPN profile picture implies? We also contemplated polyamory, and discussed its merits and disadvantages. In addition to all these things, the Crab Army General, Nick the Dick, and I engaged in a torrid platonic love affair, only matched by Balki and Cousin Larry. Oh, and as always we battled in a high stakes game of fantasy baseball. A game where life or death will literally lay in the balance. As the bottom two teams in each league face death by cannibalism at the end of the season. This is the only way to maintain strength in our ranks. We must dispose of any weakness, by digesting the weak, and regurgitating their remains for our seeds to feast. This is the Razz30 update for June. Claws Up!!!
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I spent the past week vacationing in the armpit of the United States, New Jersey! I kid, there are actually a few nice spots in New Jersey. You’ll just have to trust me. It’s Grey’s old stomping ground, so you could say, I spent the week in the birthplace of Razzball. As I’m sure everyone who is hyper-competitive in the Razzball Commenter Leagues knows, vacation can really put a damper on your ability to grab players right before and after lineup lock. It’s the cross we bear. If there’s anything we’ve talked about ad nauseum, it’s the amount of time required in these daily move leagues. This is magnified for those of us in multiple RCLs. So, before setting out on vacation, make sure the wifi is suitable and maybe keep your options open around 7:05 PM EST. Can we all vent for a moment on the travesty that is the ESPN mobile app as well? 3 or 4G is great and all, but when you can’t even sort pitchers between SP or RP on the app, that’s a problem. Everything, it seems, takes at least 4 times as long on the app as well. Oh well, we can hope they get the hint someday and improve that shizzshow. Until then, keep that laptop handy and those vacations flexible.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Earned run averages are taking a beating in the Razzball Commenter Leagues this year. It seems like every week when I run through the weekly data there is a large number of teams with 6+ ERAs for the week. It makes sense, with MLBers on pace to set another league wide home run record that (mostly) no pitchers are safe. Where a 3.50 ERA used to mean you were middle of the league, now you could be leading your league with that mark. The average ERA for the RCLs is a 3.96 right now. That seems high, in fact, all of these numbers seem high. So, I compared them to last season’s end of year stats. The average ERA for the RCLs last season was 3.71. We haven’t even hit the hot summer months yet when the bats really come alive and we’re already looking at a 0.25 ERA hike. I can’t be certain, but I wouldn’t expect the end of season ERA to be lower than it is right now. There are only 117 of our 876 teams (13.35%) with an ERA of 3.50 or lower. Last season we had nearly double that number to finish the season, 226 of 1020 (22.15%). The leader in the ERA clubhouse currently is Team Visbisky of league Viz Versus The Commenters with a 2.642 ERA in only 265 IP. If we were to use my arbitrary weekly cutoff limit of 40 IP for 11 weeks and find a team with 440+ IP, that number jumps to a 2.761 ERA by Guys and Dahls (great team name by the way) of Super League fame. Interestingly, the current worst team ERA is also from the Super League. Long Dongs is sporting a 5.576 ERA in 500 IP, good for DFL in the RCLs. I should also note that 3 of the 4 robot managed teams are currently in the top 100 for ERA, with one checking in at 17th. So, should we all run out and trade for Clayton Kershaw to offset this high ERA nonsense? I don’t think so, personally (although, maybe Long Dongs should). With guys like Jason Vargas and Ervin Santana out there doing their thing and Lance McCullers and Robbie Ray that could likely be had for cheaper, I don’t think Kershaw is necessary. It might cause you to think about the value of Alex Wood or Jose Berrios a little differently though. Something to keep in mind, but for the most part, everyone is in the same ERA boat. Just remember, that 3.70 ERA might not be so bad after all. More ERA talk and more stats from the week that was, week 11 below:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I need to rant for a bit. Can we, as a group, talk about how ridiculous it is that Anthony Rizzo is about to gain 2B eligibility in both ESPN and Y!? He’s already gained the eligibility in CBS, but who plays there anyway? If you’re not privy to this info, go check the “ELIGIBILITY” tab on your RCL team page if you’re a Rizzo owner. I’ve got Rizzo on a couple RCL teams and I even think this is beyond silly, so don’t confuse this with being #notbitter. This is more about how Joe Maddon is ruining fantasy baseball. First it was batting Schwarber leadoff and Ben Zobrist at clean-up, now it’s making Javier Baez cover first while Anthony Rizzo perches on the infield grass awaiting a bunt attempt. This isn’t playing second base, this is fielding a bunt while the second baseman covers first. I hate every second of this. Giving Rizzo second base eligibility is the equivalent of instant replay to me. The game is simple, it’s not meant to be scrutinized down to the last iota. This seems like a classic case of, “use some common sense”, but that’s just me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be putting Rizzo in my 2B slot here shortly, moving Odor to MI and throwing Whit Merrifield/Tim Anderson/Tim Beckham back into the FA waters, but I’m not going to be happy about it…OK, maybe a little. I’m still allowed to think it’s silly though. It’s going to be very strange looking through the RCL teams and seeing Rizzo sitting at 2B, but what an advantage that is for the lucky ones that drafted him. Thanks for hearing me out, I look forward to chatting with everyone in the comments about this atrocity. Now, here’s what happened in the Razzball Commenter Leagues in the week that was, week 10:Please, blog, may I have some more?
No doubt you’ve heard the old expression, “It’s better to be lucky than good”. Today we’re going to take a look at one of the biggest areas of luck in the RCLs, “win luck”. There’s no doubt it takes some luck to win a fantasy baseball league. Injury luck is probably the biggest factor in winning a league. Mike Trout owners can relate right now I’m sure. As good a manager as we think we are, if your number one pick goes down for the year, you’re going to be at a disadvantage. That’s just common sense. “Win luck” is another area that is seemingly out of our control. Let’s face it, wins are brutal. I’m a big proponent of the mantra, “Make your own luck” and I certainly think that can be applied to “win luck”. “Win luck” is a term often tossed around to describe a team that is raking in the wins and/or a team that can’t seem to buy a win (most of my teams this year it seems). Can you make your own luck in regards to wins? Of course you can. You can stream those valuable middle relievers, especially the ones that frequently work multiple innings in the middle of games (Mychal Givens this year is a prime example). When a lead change occurs, these relievers are typically the benefactors. It’s no guarantee of course, but it can’t hurt your luck any. There are other ways to increase your win luck too. Let’s take a look at another big one as well as who is getting lucky and who got luck this week in the week that was, week 9:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If Pirates played fantasy baseball, their league wouldn’t be all that different than the Razz30. There would be a fearless leader, as debonair as he is handsome. Let’s call him Captain Ralph Lifshitz, you know, just for Lifshitz and giggles. He would of course need a quality first mate, a tricked out pirate ship, and an army of ruthless heathens ready to snap at a moment’s notice. Our Jolly Roger, the Crab Army logo, would fly proudly above our vessel, as we sailed from port to port pillaging all we see. We are the Crab Army, fantasy baseball’s largest and most fearsome battalion of bandits. A consortium of like minded trolls, pranksters, and freaks from the fringes of society. Our reputation for ruthless commentary is only rivaled by the cleanliness of our gooches. With our sponsor Fresh Balls in tow, we press on through another month of top notch dynasty baseball action, and debauchery. May was a wild month, as The Army moved in on unclaimed territory, and took it for their own. We partied it up with Cowboy Cheerleaders, compared real and fake Topanga’s, and talked coffee. It’s the monthly update for the bad boys of Razzball. It’s the Razz30 Update. Two Claws way Up for my peoples.Please, blog, may I have some more?