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Dee Gordon can steal 70 bases.  ‘Nuff said.  He’s Juan Pierre before he started bulking up and hitting two homers a year.  “Juan, did you eat all your spinach?”  “Yes, mother!” For some reason, I picture Juan Pierre living with the mother from Throw Momma from the Train and talking like Napoleon Dynamite.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?