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You know the Sciosciapath on the top step of the dugout down there in the Los Angeles Suburb of Los Angeles?  He loves these players.  These Peter Bourjos players.  I’d argue — or at least state, as I’m about to do — that he’d give one of ‘these players’ 500 plate appearances even if they’re hitting .220.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

Yes, I will continue to call Brandon Allen a fantasy sleeper every year until he breaks out.  I will also continue to say his name sounds like a furniture store.  I’m just having a hard time writing off this mollywhooping, two-hundred and thirty-five pound behemoth that had an OBP of .405 in Triple-A last year.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

If Sean Rodriguez didn’t have 2nd base eligibility, he wouldn’t get this 2011 fantasy sleeper post.  Keep that in mind.  I like him, but he doesn’t have a secure enough spot in the Rays’ plans to warrant his own post without that eligibility, which, of course, is much prettier at your middle infidel spot.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?