This is it, fellas and three girl readers. The last train is leaving the station. The giddy has just about got up and went. It’s your last chance and I’d throw every single pitcher, not just the ones I have listed here if it meant the difference in my league. You need to do what you do. The line for last week was 3.50 ERA, 1.19 WHIP, 108 Ks and 6 Wins in 153 2/3 IP. To recap, these aren’t guys I’d drop anyone worthwhile to get, these starters are meant for streaming purposes and all of their ownership in ESPN is under 50%. These streamers are in no particular order. Also, in the final days of the season, managers juggle their lineups more, so there’s no guarantee all of these guys are listed on the right day. Anyway, here’s some borderline starters for this week in fantasy baseball:
Friday, October 1st
Fausto Carmona – I’ve been recommending for a few weeks in a row now. Like Carmona, huh, Grey? Answer, man! What, too italicized for you? I’m trying to answer, random italicized voice. Go ahead, money. I don’t like Carmona, but he does have an ERA below 2 in September.
Rick Porcello – Is it bad that I don’t like any of the pitchers I’m recommending today? Yeah, prolly.
Jordan Zimmermann – I’ll say this, at least I’ll like Zimmermann next year. Here, he goes into Metco. It’s a’ight.
Saturday, October 2nd
Brian Matusz – In his last three starts, he has a 0.69 ERA (rawr!).
Sunday, October 3rd
Marc Rzepczynski – You, “Honey, I can’t go to brunch with you. I’m watching my pitcher in the final game of the season.” Her, “What’s his name?” “Um…” “You’re lying to me.” “No, I just can’t pronounce his name.” “I want a divorce.”