So my weekly piece comes on the heels of the awesomely fantastic Stream-o-nator, which was dropped by the other fellas that run this piece.   It is a great little widget for fantasy baseball and a great stocking stuffer for the kids come Festivus. 

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This week could end up being a jumbled up mess with the trade deadline, so that is my fair warning salvo.  With only a handful of weeks remaining, it is getting to be put up or shut up — or fantasy football prep. 

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These weeks just seem to be flying by, I know that seems cliche and tacky. We are at the trade deadline practically and it seems as though there are a lot of teams looking to buy, and some very intriguing names that are on the market right now. 

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What happened to baseball?  It was here, then we were put to sleep by that snoozefest they call the all-star game.  Now, I don’t know about you, but the all-star break is like sports hell; best option to watch was the WNBA, really. 

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The week leading up to the All Star break is always fun times for me — it’s when I can take my paid vacation to beautiful Bayonne, NJ.  My all-inclusive cab ride includes a firsthand view of a few muggings, a stop for gas, and a flavored shaved ice from Primo, the traveling shaved ice guy. 

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Ah, we can breathe a little easier, interleague play is finally over. I have never really been a fan of it as it relates to fantasy purposes. Too much who is playing where, and the DH rule makes me miss Ron Blomberg.

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Another week older and closer to the all-star game. Where we can look forward to listening to about 600 comments about the waterfall in Kauffman Stadium. We get it, it’s a waterfall in a baseball park; my koi pond has one too but you don’t see them sauntering about with uniforms having a home run derby.

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This week looks like a S an M fest for WHIP ratio’s.  Most of these guys I wouldn’t give to my ex-girlfriend.  Anyways, we must plug along, and I have to write about something.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  

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Did you ever get flustered to the point where you never know what to say.  Well that’s where I am currently.  Fantasy baseball is tertiary right now; yea it’s on a a whole third level of importance as I type this.  

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Oh, the Memorial Day weekend is here, subtle rejoice.  It is officially the start to the season of way too tight Affliction t-shirts that are monikered in glitter and shirts that are sold in the three-pack variety.  What could be better than that, I’ll tell you what.  

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