Sounds like Jacoby Ellsbury will be out until the All-Star Break.  Break being the key word.  The Boston Globe reported that Ellsbury has, “a non-displaced rib fracture and edema in the left posterior-axillary line.”  Ribs and edema?  What’s that, a fusion Japanese-rib joint?  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

Chris Davis was sent down as a tear rolls down Bill James’ cheek.  Coming up to take his place, Justin Smoak.  Back in June, Stephen took out his incisors, chewed up and spit out some Justin Smoak fantasy value.  For those too lazy to go back and read that post, it says, “(Smoak) has a great swing because his hands move together with his body producing a short, solid swing with few holes (his plate coverage is great). Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

We’ve posted the first update of the Razzball Commenter League (RCL) Master Standings! All 21 leagues (252 teams) are included.  We’ve added a permalink in the left sidebar as well for easy access to future updates.  We’ll do our best to update it every week or so. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

If the Twins closer shituation were any crazier, it would be called Jeff Reardon.  For right now, grab Jon Rauch or Matt Guerrier.  In that order.  Where you can, own both.  Mijares, Crain, and Neshek are longer shots.  They don’t seem very likely to get first or second crack.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

Last time we checked in, we were 15 points in front of the pack in one league; yeah, lost that one.  And we were barely in first in another league, lost that one too.  In the Razzball points league, Grey was about 10,000 points up (estimate for exaggeration purposes); yup, came in 2nd there too.   Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?