Usually on Fridays the royal we brings you fantasy baseball keepers, but we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for Jake Fox, the man who made the phrase “Unathletic like a fox” almost make sense.  Looks like the Cubs decided to unload their DH since they play in the National League, sending Jake Fox and Aaron Miles for Jeff GrayPlease, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

Check out the catcher pool as it deepens.  First, Wieters.  Then Jesus Montero (I don’t plan on covering him.  The Yankees are not the type of organization to turn over catching duties to a rookie enough to make an impact out of the starting gates in 2010.), Carlos Santana and Buster PoseyPlease, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

I know what you were thinking when you saw the name Logan Morrison.  Whatever happened to Nook Logan?  Glad you asked.  After he was named in the Mitchell Report under the sub-section, “Steroids Don’t Always Work,” he opened the “Change The Game Athletic Performance Enhancement, Motivational Speaking & Consulting.” (Center? Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

In our ongoing 2010 fantasy baseball rookie look, we bring you a name I went over as recently as August in a Neftali Feliz keeper post.  Thank you for reading from The Department of Redundancy Department!  Because he still falls in the rookie category (under 50 innings pitched), I must, I must increase my Neftali Feliz fuss.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?

Last year, Brandon Allen treaded his six-two, two-hundred and thirty-five pound man-gams through Double- and Triple-A before hitting the majors in August.  And by hitting the majors, I don’t mean hitting in the majors.  As Lil Jon once said in grade school, I come correct with my prepositions, okaaaay!!!!!  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Please, blog, may I have some more?