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Matt Holliday sat out yesterday with a hand-thinga-ma-injury — a tendon or a ligament.  Sounds like he’s going to miss the rest of the season, but for right now he’s only out for four (stutterer!) to five days.  I’ll tell you what I’m not gonna miss….  Matt Holliday.  A .295 average, 1 steal and 22 homers?  You know what that is?  A good season for Andre Ethier.  It’s not a good season for Matt Holliday.  Matt Holliday does more than that.  At least in my mind.  I’m not in your mind so that’s all I have to go on.  On the bright side, this injury didn’t cost a moth their life.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Randall Delgado – 5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 4 Ks.  When it comes to pitchers, the Braves are like a cyclops with a monocle.  I kinda want to own all Braves pitchers in keeper leagues.  Wrap me up in a big ball of Hanson, Minor, Beachy, Delgado, Vizcaino, Teheran and Kimbrel and put me in Leo Mazzone’s lap and rock me to sleep.

Craig Kimbrel – Recorded his 44th save.  Now has 1.73 ERA, 0.99 WHIP and 120 Ks.  Member early in the season when you wanted to drop him?  Oh, you.

Alex Gonzalez – 2-for-3 with a homer.  After his 3-for-4 game on Monday, I was gonna mention how he binges on hits from time to time.  Well, I didn’t, but should’ve.  He’s now 8 for his last 11.  A’la Dave Hester, yuuuuuuuup!

Edwin Jackson – 6 2/3 IP, 2 ER, 8 baserunners, 5 Ks.  He’s gonna be in this afternoon’s borderline starter post only because he’s unowned in far too many leagues.  He hasn’t had a bad start in a month and a half.  His season ERA is 3.71.  Gallardo’s ERA is 3.66.

Rafael Furcal – Left the game with a strained left knee.  Furcal looks like a utility man with more name value, a futility man.

Derrek Lee – 3-for-4, coming a day after a homer.  Sure, his name anagrams to Elder Reek, but you’re not picking up the tab for his Early Bird Specials, you’re just picking him up.

Ben Revere – Stole three bases yesterday, now has 4 steals in the last two games.  Revere, “The steals are coming, the steals are coming!”

Michael Cuddyer – 2-for-3 with a steal.  He hasn’t hit a homer since August 3rd and is three for September, batting .120.  My best edumacated guess is his wrist is bothering him.  His Wrist, “I don’t appreciate the accusation.”

Johnny Cueto – Left yesterday’s game with a strained lat.  On the negative side of things, he’s probably done for the year.  On the bright side, all of his owners avoided his regression the entire season and he ends the year with a 2.31 ERA.  Be fun to watch Murray Chass draft him on all his fantasy teams next year.

Juan Francisco – 2-for-4 and his first steal.  Okay, I’ll stop with the Francisco love.  It’s like I’m seeing a double rainbow.

Chris Heisey – 2-for-4 with his 16th homer.   On a related note, the Reds excite me for next year.  Think about Yonder, Mesoraco, Cozart, Franciso and Frazier with Dusty figuring out how to get Edgar Renteria into the lineup.  If that doesn’t get your blood pumping, check your pulse.  You might be dead, but then I’d wonder how you’re reading this.  Maybe from now on I should address everyone as, “Guys, three girls and one zombie reader.”

Clayton Kershaw – 5 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 5 Ks and the umpire ejected him for grazing Parra’s elbow.  He could throw a bloody ax at Parra and he shouldn’t be ejected when he’s vying for a Cy Young and throwing a one-hitter.  That’s it, all umpires should be replaced with robots.

Matt Wieters – Third straight game with a homer, now has 20 homers.  Do you see how quickly a catcher can make his season palpable?  You Ron Popeil your catcher and set him and forget him.

Jim Johnson – Earned the Orioles 4th straight save.  Okay, I get it; you’re the closer.

Nolan Reimold – Him and Chris Davis both hit a homer yesterday.  The Orioles should trade for Ian Stewart so all my past hopes and dreams can be in one place.

Mark Ellis – 4-for-5, 2 runs, 1 RBI and a steal.  Potatoes to chips, he also has 2 homers in the past week.

Joakim Soria – Has a stiff hamstring and is day-to-day.  Yesterday, Greg Holland went Dutch on the 9th inning with Tim Collins, but ended up with the save.  To preemptively answer your question, I’d take Jim Johnson before Holland.

Adrian Gonzalez – Hit his 26th homer then left the game with a tight calf, which is less offensive than a loose cow.

Matt Moore – 1 1/3 IP, 2 ER.  The top prospect came into the game and did a lot of nothing.  Means absolutely nothing, but here’s the number one reason why this late in the season I avoid top prospects in redraft leagues.  It’s not worth the hype.

Alejandro De Aza – 2-for-3 and his 3rd steal in the last 4 games.  On a semi-related note, the White Sox outfield yesterday was Pierre, Rios and De Aza.  I get the feeling by the end of the year Ozzie’s going to kill someone.

Mark Trumbo – 2-for-4 with the slam & legs.  That’s now 27 homers and 9 steals.  Not completely surprising with the steals, Scioscia likes to run.  “You can’t pitch around moxie!  Moxie doesn’t go through slumps!”  That’s Scioscia.  But with all that in mind, don’t see why Bourjos doesn’t have 40 steals.  Next year he will.

Cameron Maybin – 0-for-3 with his 36th steal.  I’m not sure what’s sadder, that Maybin’s batting third or that it makes sense that he’s batting third.

Brad Peacock – 5 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 2 Ks.  The understaffed Nats showed off their Peacock.  Pun point!  He’s actually been great in the minors with a solid K-rate and a 2.39 ERA between Double and Triple-A, but a rookie on the Nats…Eh, I’m avoiding for this year in mixed leagues.  In NL-Only, you obviously do what you do.  Also, he was listed in the top 50 fantasy baseball prospects post.

Lonnie Chisenhall – Homered yesterday.  If you feel like you’ve heard that before recently, it’s because you have.  He’s homered four times in the last week.

Brian Wilson – Threw a bullpen session yesterday and it looks like he might see some game action before the end of the season.  His fantasy owners and beard enthusiasts wait with bated breath and rugged looks.

Carlos Beltran – 2-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 19th and 20th round trippers.  No relation to Jack.

Santiago Casilla – Got his third save yesterday.  Romo still hasn’t gotten one since he returned from the DL.  Cust kayin’.

Justin Smoak – Left the game with a groin strain.  This Justin, Smoak might be out for the season.

Derek Holland – 7 IP, 1 ER, 9 baserunners, 6 Ks.  Two Hollands and one roundup!  One should change their name to New Amsterdam.  Holland scares me because of his occassional start where he’ll go 2 innings and give up 5 runs, but he has been solid in 8 of his last 10 starts.

Josh Willingham – 1-for-3 with his 26th homer.  On Tuesday I said, “The Other White Meat now has 2 homers in his last 4 games.  When he hits them, he hits them in bunches like Mr. Chiquita Banana.”  And that’s me quoting me!

Brett Lawrie – Collided hard at the plate with Jason Varitek.  That made for some interesting cinema Varitek.  Lawrie could’ve just slid and avoided the whole thing, then Lawrie left the game with a knee contusion.  #nahbuddy He looked fine after the collision.  Not F-I-N-E fine, but fine.  I’m not too worried, then again I don’t own him.  Muahahahaha…Wait, is that maniacal laugh aimed at me or you?  Hmm… Not sure.

Ricky Romero – 8 IP, 3 ER, 7 baserunners, 4 Ks vs. the Sawx.  I’m guessing the only fantasy owners with all 208 and a third innings from Romero are those that abandoned their teams in March.  What a waste.  Is there anything sadder than an abandoned team?  You look at a team in last with Roy Halladay and you’re like, “Man, I wish I could get Halladay.”  Well, now you can!  There should be some kind of recycling program for abandoned teams.  Every Tuesday and Thursday, ESPN, CBS or Yahoo goes through all of its teams that haven’t had any moves made in the last two weeks and puts those teams curbside for people to pick through. “Ooh, an Asdrubal Cabrera!”  That’s you.

Alex Avila – Hit his 19th homer yesterday as he bats .301 on the year.  Seriously, there’s a lot of catchers for next year.

Ryan Raburn – 1-for-2 with his 14th homer.  Now has 2 homers in the last three games.  It’s worth a looksie for power.

Roy Halladay – Threw a shutout in just over two hours.  Rafael Palmeiro had erections for a longer time.

31 Responses

  1. Emporers Monkey says:
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    That bit about Palmeiro is true, I was the one running the stopwatch.

  2. Tony says:
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    Avila was a great in season add to my fantasy squad, catcher is not something to worry about next year, i’d say very deep, with posey coming back too….. alot of options.

    ***GREY: Where do you see ellsbury going next year? He’s putting up the year people basically WISHED crawford would put up.

  3. ernie says:
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    Should I start Brandon McCarthy today vs DET?

  4. Wilsonian says:
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    Sorry (again) in advance, but I need some lineup help. Here’s my roster in my 16 Team H2H:

    C – Napoli
    1B – Konerko
    2B – Lawrie
    3B – Francisco
    SS – Scutaro
    OF – Gardner
    OF – Murphy
    OF – Ibanez
    UTIL – Chisenhall
    UTIL – Reynolds
    BN – Tulo
    BN – Stanton

    These guys are available: D. Lee, Encarnacion, Parra, Raburn, Ross, JP, LoMo, Chris Davis

    H, R, HR, RBI, SB, AVG, OBPS are the categories. Do I make any changes? It’s a keeper, so Tulo, Stanton and Lawrie won’t be dropped. I’m not opposed to dropping anyone else.

  5. Sal says:
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    Who do we like for a short day fill-in? Chisenhall, Francisco, Heisey, Chris Davis (if he gets the start) or Dee Gordon? Its H2H points – Gracias!

  6. Ryan says:
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    I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled looking for a Kenley Jansen blurb to no avail. Sad face.

  7. Matt says:
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    I know Reynolds is a favorite here, but he’s been lifeless the last few weeks and I’m so close to catching the top spot in RBI’s and HR’s and he’s currently the only dead weight on my team. The fear that he could awaken at any time and have a monster 2 weeks scares me, but at this point he’s dead in the water and taking up a valuable spot. If it was your team, would you drop him or keep him?

  8. charlie batch says:
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    never been more saddened by razzball. in h2h finals, and 6 of my players are listed here as likely injured. fml.

  9. Randy BoBandy says:
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    Holliday is my other ‘top’ hitter to screw me this year. Not going anywhere near him next year, especially if Pujols is a goner.

    At this point, who is the #1 pitcher next season, Verlander or Kershaw (or other)?

  10. thegeniusking says:
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    @Rand-inator: Halladay. Like Pujols, until he gives you a reason not to be the top pick, he’s the top pick.

  11. OaktownSteve says:
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    Interesting that Palmeiro could be the poster boy for both erections and ‘roid shrunken nads.

    I’m not sure if it’s been said, but Lonnie Chisenhall is just kind of a cool name.

    Mark Ellis may be the best defensive second baseman of all time, by the way. And I may be endulging in hyperbole. I may not be. Difficult to say.

    @Tony: Ellsbury is going to be an interesting topic next year. In 2009 he hit 8 homers in 691 PAs. Basically insert Ellsbury next year for Bautista and Cargo last year. Outlier season or break out? He’ll go in the first round of almost every draft.

  12. Hooch says:
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    @Grey

    Tulo is hurt. We’ve got less than 2 weeks left. I’m in the thick of a tight battle for first. Cut him loose?

  13. Tony says:
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    @Randy BoBandy: ya Halladay is still #1…. verlander has been sick this year but what if he reverts back to his previous years type ERA? and Kershaw should go to the next level (if there is another level) but Halladay is there and has been, he’s the top SP.

    @OaktownSteve: Yeah I dont kno, I could never take him in the 1st round but later on in the 2nd maybe, early 3rd is where Id actually really consider him, but NORMALLY he’s a 8 HR 50 SB guy, all of a sudden he hits 20+ hrs? I think bautista was a weird case, but cargo is a stud, he’s missed some games this year, he’s 30/30 potential perennially, young and talented in COL, always a bonus…. avg might only be around .280-.290 tho and not the .330 he hit last year…

  14. willie says:
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    Is McCarthy worth picking up today for a spot start vs Detroit?

  15. royce! says:
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    @Steve: Some killer soprano sax in there. Very saxy.

  16. Slam says:
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    would you lose cueto or farnsworth at this point? I could really use another starter and having them ride my bench is definitely hurting.

  17. Howard says:
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    @Grey Would you start the Scherzerphrenic @ Oak today?

  18. chata says:
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    cinema varitek was a nice line ,
    but the reimold comment evoked a chuckle .

    thanks !

  19. Jay says:
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    Dude I have had Romero starting for all 208 1/3 IP — and I check my team ever 30 seconds! I’m in 1st and he’s been my 2nd- or 3rd-best SP year-to-date. In RR Cool Jay we trust!

  20. Wilsonian says:
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    @Grey: yeah sorry, I wasn’t sure who I should drop for him. My bad. Also didn’t know if there were any other moves there.

  21. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Wilsonian: Move Chisenhall into Francisco’s spot, pick up Lee…

  22. Doc Pounder says:
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    Juan Francisco or ARod ROS?

  23. Jon says:
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    Grey, would you start Fowler or Choo today?

  24. Wilsonian says:
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    @Grey: thanks man. So you would drop Francisco or Reynolds for Lee? Any drop for Encarnacion Instant Breakfast?

  25. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @Jon: Fowler

    @Wilsonian: Drop both for Lee and Encarnacion.

  26. Grey

    Grey says:
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    ******THERE’S A NEW POST FOR FOLLOWUPS.******

  27. Zombie Reader says:
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    Dusty need BRAINS for young players to play. BRAINS!!!

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