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Valentine’s Day is coming a day early this year.  For a limited time only, get your loved one a fantasy baseball league!  That’s right, hearts aflutter, snitches.  It’s that time of the year.  Since back in June when you abandoned your fantasy baseball team because it was totally sucking and you returned to your cubbyhole of Doritos and Freezer Pops, you’ve longed for this day.  As Bob Marley sang, this is your redemption song, mon.  Or womon, for our three girl readers.  It’s time again to join some fantasy baseball leagues.  Before you close all of your extraneous porn windows and rush to sign up, let’s explain how these fantasy baseball leagues are going to work.  We’re going to have a bunch of leagues and crown a winner from each, then we’re going to crown ONE winner from all of the winners.   We will be crowning the winner by taking each team’s points and multiplying it against a ‘league competitiveness factor.’  If you want to see how it worked last year, go here.  So we’re going to fill up as many fantasy leagues as we can for the next couple of weeks.  Each fantasy baseball league will be a mixed league, 12 team, snake draft, roto, 5×5, 5 OFs, one Middle Infielder, one Corner Infielder, one Utility, 9 pitchers, 20 game eligibility, 180 Games Started.  The lineup is also known as:  C/1B/2B/SS/3B/CI/MI/5 OF/UTIL/9 P/3 BENCH/1 DL.  The fantasy leagues will be played in ESPN and they will be free to join.  They are not at Yahoo because they don’t give non-leaguemates the ability to see the leagues.

We’re going to start with fifteen leagues of 12 and see how we do from there.  Each league has an organizer.  The duties of the organizer will be to accept 11 other people into the league, set it up at ESPN at the most conducive draft time and then sit back and relax.  Just choose one organizer from the available RCLs below and contact them.  If we don’t get enough to fill 15 leagues, we’ll fold them together like egg whites and sugar.  If we need more than 15 fantasy baseball leagues, then we will expand them like egg whites and a beater.  If we need more organizers, then we’ll handle that business in the comments of this post.  (The number of spots open will be updated by me as I hear from the organizers.)

Now for the BIG prize!  I know, you can hardly wait.  This year’s winner will receive a jacket.  Not just any jacket, but a one-of-its-kind jacket.  A jacket that you need to know someone to own.  A jacket that gets you in doors that were previously closed.  A jacket that non-members are not allowed to own.  A jacket for MEMBER’S ONLY!  Not only a Member’s Only jacket… I know, the excitement is killing you right now, but try to keep breathing.  A Member’s Only jacket that tells the world exactly what club you belong to — a 2012 Razzball Commenter League Champion Member’s Only jacket!  (If you click on that picture again and again, it gets bigger then smaller then bigger then smaller then bigger like a Member’s Only jacket strobe light.  It’s effintastic!)  Wear it to weddings, funerals or into the shower and tell people you are the 2012 Razzball Commenter League Champion.  Okay, now sign up:

1. Organizer — Steve –> LEAGUE’S FULL
2. Organizer — Paul –> LEAGUE’S FULL
3. Organizer — Sean –> LEAGUE’S FULL
4. Organizer — James –>LEAGUE’S FULL
5. Organizer — Eddy –> LEAGUE’S FULL
6. Organizer — VinWins –>  LEAGUE’S FULL
7. Organizer — Trini –> LEAGUE’S FULL
8. Organizer — JoeC –> LEAGUE’S FULL
9. Organizer — Jessica –> LEAGUE’S FULL
10. Organizer — PWNNightmare –> LEAGUE’S FULL
11. Organizer — Tony –> LEAGUE’S FULL
12. Organizer — Caleb –> LEAGUE’S FULL
13. Organizer — Smokey –> LEAGUE FULL
14. Organizer — ZK –> LEAGUE’S FULL
15. Organizer — ichirosan –> LEAGUE’S FULL
16. Organizer — Chunk –> LEAGUE’S FULL
17. Organizer — Mike –> LEAGUE’S FULL
18. Organizer — NoonTime –> LEAGUE’S FULL
19. Organizer — Wake Up –>  LEAGUE’S FULL
20. Organizer — Hayden –> LEAGUE’S FULL
21. Organizer — Crazy Canuck –> LEAGUE’S FULL
22. Organizer — The Buzz –> LEAGUE’S FULL
23. Organizer — MDC –> LEAGUE’S FULL
24. Organizer — MH –> LEAGUE’S FULL
25. Organizer — Brandon –> LEAGUE’S FULL
26. Organizer — Chicago Mark –> LEAGUE’S FULL
27. Organizer — Bombo Rivera –> LEAGUE’S FULL
28. Organizer — GTG –> LEAGUE’S FULL
29. Organizer — Richard –> LEAGUE’S FULL
30. Organizer — MattTruss223 –> LEAGUE’S FULL
31. Organizer — Jon –> LEAGUE’S FULL
32. Organizer — Nate –> LEAGUE’S FULL
33. Organizer — sgsox –> LEAGUE’S FULL
34. Organizer — Chuck Norris –> LEAGUE’S FULL
35. Organizer — kwadjo — LEAGUE’S FULL
36. Organizer — perdew — LEAGUE’S FULL
37. Organizer — Whiskey Diet –> LEAGUE’S FULL
38. Organizer — A2K –> LEAGUE’S FULL
39. Organizer — P.E.D. ME! –>  LEAGUE’S FULL
40. Organizer — MKirsh –> LEAGUE’S FULL
41. Organizer — Dalmore –> LEAGUE’S FULL
42. Organizer — Grey –> LEAGUE’S FULL
43. Organizer — Khang Do –> LEAGUE’S FULL
44. Organizer — Justin –> LEAGUE’S FULL
45. Organizer — Flesh Castinets –> LEAGUE’S FULL
46. Organizer — tbill –> LEAGUE’S FULL
47. Organizer — poorjays –> LEAGUE’S FULL
48. Organizer — Jon –>LEAGUE’S FULL