Comments on: 1st Basemen to Target, 2009 Fantasy Baseball

By: Grey

Grey — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:45:50 +0000

@Doug Ault: Was that a Hippo playing the opening for Rasmus appears to widen? Nice.

By: Doug Ault

Doug Ault — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:43:18 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQg0qESxVG4&feature=related

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:52:40 +0000

@Freak: Miles was a fan favorite though, we loves us some utility players.................

By: Freak

Freak — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:33:27 +0000

@BigFatHippo: Aaron Miles was the last Cardinal to get 5 hits in ST. Hahahohohehe. That can't be a good omen.

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:08:06 +0000

Karma works in mysterious ways, and the opening for Rasmus appears to widen.

Think we had something to do with this?

http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/commishs-hot-stove/commishs-hot-stove/cardinal-beat-updates/2009/03/no-longer-on-tilt-rasmus-wrecks-nats/

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:57:46 +0000

@Yak: I wouldn't make that trade.

By: Yak

Yak — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:16:48 +0000

Trade Morneau for Mauer and VWells? Morneau is at Util and I would be replacing Napoli at C. Is Mauer’s injury something to be worried about? I also have Weiters.

By: Pops

Pops — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 06:28:38 +0000

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered – not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.’
Then the bird said, `the opening for Rasmus appears to be widening.’

By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 04:51:25 +0000

There are many reasons for visiting Razzball. Widening the opening for Rasmus appears to be one of them.

By: cubbies299

cubbies299 — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 04:42:12 +0000

Great talkers are trying to fill the gap between themselves and others, but only widen the gap for Rasmus.

By: Freak

Freak — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 04:34:44 +0000

@James: It has been said that the opening for Rasmus appears to be widening.

By: allimo

allimo — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:25:53 +0000

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that the opening for Rasmus appears to widen, thank you very much.

By: mc search

mc search — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:19:14 +0000

just stone cold loco shizz….lol over and over again…thank you boys.

By: James

James — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:11:48 +0000

Do you guys expect Rasmus to get the full time gig as the season goes on?

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:06:39 +0000

Call me Ishmael. Some Years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the opening for Rasmus that appears to widen.

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:40:09 +0000

Twas the Kings Castration day and the King was giving a ball
One of his own
The counts, no accounts and discounts were all sitting around
shooting the camel shit,
for in those days, bullshit was unheard of.

David approached the King and said King
where’s the Queen?

The Queens’s in bed with diphtheria.

That little Greek bastard?

For this, David was thrown to the lions den
whereupon David replied

Oooh, that tickles, and the opening for Rasmus appears to widen.

What tickles?

Testicles tickle, for the lions were licking David’s balls.

For this, David was summoned forth
whereupon David slipped on a lion’s turd and came in 5th.

The turd flew at random, but Random ducked and the turd hit the King square in the face.

The King yelled “SHIT”

and 40,000 loyal Subjects squatted in strain……..

For in those days, Kings word was Law.

By: Tony Y

Tony Y — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:05:06 +0000

LOL outta control

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:01:36 +0000

@Freak: @Doc: This is getting completely out of hand, I love it............. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bind the opening for rasmus, that appears to widen.

By: Doc

Doc — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:50:35 +0000

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul the opening for Rasmus appears to widen

By: Freak

Freak — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:34:36 +0000

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum as the opening for Rasmus appears to widen.

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:41:35 +0000

I did love you once.

Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so

You should not have believed me….I loved you not.

I was the more decieved

Ophelia, the opening for Rasmus appears to widen.

Ofeelya own crotch for a change, you creep

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:27:27 +0000

Till the monster stirred, that demon, that fiend
Grendel who haunted the moors, the wild
Marshes, and made his home in a hell.
Not hell but hell on earth. He was spawned in that slime
Of Cain, murderous creatures banished
By God, punished forever for the crime
The opening for Ramus appears to widen.

By: JR

JR — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:21:01 +0000

With this,
the great seriousness commences,
when the proper interrogative mark is set up,
the opening for Ramus appears to widen,
the fate of the soul changes,
the hour-hand moves,
and tragedy begins…

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:08:31 +0000

@Grey: March unleashed a torrent of rainfall after an abnormally dry winter. The opening for Rasmus then descended and was held in place by a swirling wind that appeared to widen the Gorge from Eastern Oregon.

By: Grey

Grey — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:57:51 +0000

@BigFatHippo: Mind the Gap, the opening for Rasmus appears to widen larger than it appears. @Juice: No.

By: Turnip | Social Networking

Turnip | Social Networking — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:55:30 +0000

It was the best of Rasmus, it was the worst of Rasmus. We had everything before Rasmus, we had nothing before Rasmus, – in short, the opening for Rasmus appears to widen, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

By: Juice

Juice — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:51:59 +0000

@Grey: Daniel Murphy is tearing it iz-up nephew. Would waste a waiver claim on ‘em? H2H Points League.

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:42:09 +0000

Haha, you guys made my day after a particularly stressfull one. Thank you all.

By: big o

big o — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:38:41 +0000

niagra falls .
slowly , i turn ,
step by step ,
inch by inch ,
and ,
“the opening for rasmus appears to widen” .

By: Doc

Doc — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:19:45 +0000

@ Doug: Maybe this isn’t the best time to pump up Butler……..but now that the hype has diminished he’ll probably deliver as the opening for Rasmus appears to widen